Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

This mister's been at the Adult Grope Theatre!

Sounds a bit puerile to me.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Sounds a legit profile to me.

What? The hot milf in your area? Please.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What? The hot milk's for your apnea? Please.

Really! It's better than a CPAP!

 

[yowser]

Really! It's better than seeing Pap!

The stuff you wish you could erase from memory, and they were so excited...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The fluff you wish you could recite from memory, and they were so excited...

Really? To hear you recite "Mary had a little lamb?"

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Harry! Did I hear you incant “Ginny has a little clam?"

Yes Professor McGonagall - but all the Gryffindore girls are floozies.

 

[kenbrack]

Yes Professor McGonagall - but all the Gryffindore girls are floozies.

Melanie Griffin wasn’t in Flubber

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes! confess, Ms. Gonad Gal - that all the Griffin girls play footsies.

That doesn't really sound so bad in this day and age.

 

[TheGreatOz]

They do really smell so bad in middle age.

Honestly what the fuck! We all get older, maybe less judgement.

 

[yowser]

Honestly what they fuck! We all get older, maybe less fundament.

Right, you don't need lube with all the other choices.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mike, you don't need to be with all the other chumps.

Maybe, but it's much less obvious when you're in a crowd.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Maybe, but it's much easier to be oblivious when you're in a crowd.

Really? An orgy is still an orgy, no matter where it's held. You can't pretend your wife isn't the centre of attention.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Really? A corgi is still a corgi, no matter where it's bred. You can't pretend the Welsh are the center of succession.

I hope you’re not about to announce some new Dogecoin type thing?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I hope you’re not about to denounce some new dungeon type thing?

Someone has to protect the morality of the nation!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Someone has to moralise for the proletariat of the nation!

Ask the French aristocracy how that went.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the French are stir crazy! So pent up!

That's why their vacances d'été are so wild.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

That's why their vagin d'tante is so styled.

Of course! So she can dance the can-can without getting a rash.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Of course! So he can glance at her foufoune without getting bashed.

Oh, I guess he's one of those upskirt boys.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Oh, I guess he's one of those up squirt boys.

Most guys ejaculate upwards. Don’t you ever make it to the money shot?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

No, but I've been to the Capitol, and I set a few filibusters there.

Ah. Cock-blocking the Constitution by clam-jamming the Senate.

How to play:
1. Reply to the last post, then edit the cited quotation to match your ‘mishearing.’
2. Add a new comment as your reply. Preferably humorous and relevant.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh? Cork-blocked constipation? Try some jam in the intestine.

How do I get it in there?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

How did I get urine there?

Cleaning up after the golden shower party, are we?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Cleaning up after the golden parachute party, are we?

I still think having the entire staff from Wendy's Wicked Escorts was a nice addition to the severance package.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I still think having my entire shaft up Wally's rigid corpse was a nice addition to our send-off package.

I’ve read some sick stuff on this thread and it always seems to be Tio.

 

[TheGreatOz]

I’ve rubbed some shit stuff on my head and it always seems to be Mayo.

That isn't something I'd admit in public but hey you do you!