Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Rustyoznail]

I always insist on pyromaniac protection.

You do insist on going out with, umm, interesting people.

 

[summer_reine]

You do insist on going down on cum injected people.

I volunteer to be your next meal, just say the word.

 

[Booboobear84]

I volunteer to be your next meal, just say the word.

Your going to make breakfast, lovely

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I volunteer to boogie au naturel, just say the word

You sound like the life of the party.

 

[summer_reine]

You found the rife insecurity.

Dance 'til the past is history.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Dance 'til the past is history.

Dance and never let them go

 

[Booboobear84]

Dance and never let them go

Dance until you collapse

 

[summer_reine]

Dice until your company's lost

 

[Rustyoznail]

Guys, thanks for playing, but the idea is to mis-hear the previous line. Eg...

Dice until your carrots are lost

That's some fine knife skills you have!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Guys, thanks for playing, but the idea is to mis-hear the previous line. Eg...


That's some fun knife skills you have!

Thanks. I can slit a girl's bra strap without her feeling a thing.

 

[summer_reine]

Guys, thanks for playing, but the idea is to mis-hear the previous line. Eg...


That's some fine knife skills you have!

Oops I messed up that one, sorry!

Thanks, I can sit on a gorilla's harp without hearing a thing.

But can you play the monkey's tambourine?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

But can you pay for the donkey’s transport?

You wanted the hinny, you can pay its cab fare.

 

[yowser]

You wanted the genie, you can rub its bottle.

One of the oldest mistakes in the book.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

One of the oldest Misses in the book.

Yes, she was the second entry in my little black book.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Yes, she was the second entrée in my little black book.

I'm hoping that doesn't mean Hannibal Lecter is your role model.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm hoping that doesn't mean Annabelle herself is your sole model.

Why not? She's very versatile.

 

[FantasySharer1]

Why not Natalie? She's very vaginal.

You're right, I think I will spend more time in her vagina this semester then.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You're right, I think I will spend more dimes on her vagina this semester then.

And I thought the Winnipeg Whore was cheap!

 

[yowser]

And I thought Winnie the Pooh was deep!

Now if we could just get you to sit down with Sartre and Wittgenstein.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Now if we could just get you to go down on Sarah-Anne Wittgenstein.

I'm already registered for "Cunnilingualism: Philosophy and Practice" this semester.

 

[yowser]

I'm already registered for "Sun and Lingamism: Philosophy and Practice" this semester.

Phallic worship indeed is always best in daylight.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Punic warships indeed sail best in daylight.

For sure; there weren't enough lighthouses then to help them navigate.

 

[Rustyoznail]

For Sue, there weren't enough "lighthouses" for her to navigate.

Getting all those guys to lie down next to each other was a feat in itself.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Getting all those gays to live in town next to each other was a feat in itself.

Really? I thought "gay villages" were a common urban feature.

 

[yowser]

Really? I thought "gay pillages" were a common Viking feature.

Those big tough Nordic types were rough on everyone.