Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

That isn't something they permit in public, but hey, I'll do you!

Isn't there someplace private we could go?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Isn't there someplace perverts can go?

Definitely. The internet is a great tool for researching a town's favourite dogging spots.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Definitely. The internet is great for fools researching a clown's favourite doggie parks.

That's an image sure to inspire coulrophobia in anyone!

 

[Rustyoznail]

That's an image sure to inspire a colonoscopy to anyone!

Doubt it. Not everyone gets as excited as you when confronted with an invasive medical procedure.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Doubt it. Not everyone gets as excited as you when controlled with an invasive method of pleasure.

But it is so exciting to submit to such dominance!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Bukkake is so exhausting to emit so much condiment!

You don’t have to do it all yourself, your friends can help.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You don’t have to do "it" for yourself, your friends can help.

You're right! It would be nice to have a few extra hands on it.

 

[Rustyoznail]

You're right! She would like to have a few extra wands in her.

Yes, my wife thinks three is so passé. Five, possibly six is her ultimate goal.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, my wife thinks threesomes are so passé. Five, possibly six is her ultimate goal.

So much for DP! She's really aiming for pentapenetration?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

So much more PP! She's really straining for dental separation.

Blowing your own trumpet again? Pics or it didn’t happen.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Blowing your own strumpet again? Please say it didn’t happen.

When it's on the girl, the proper term is "eating." And, yes, it did happen. Twice.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

When I’m in a girdle, my fuller form is “hiding.” And, yes, I did pass out. Twice.

I carry a seat belt cutter on my key ring for corset casualties.

 

[MrStill]

I carry a seat belt cutter on my key ring for corset casualties.

So who's up for casualty sex?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So who's up for casualty sex?

Mr.Still - you're supposed to "mishear" the previous post and edit it accordingly.

I carry a seal pelt cutter on my key ring for coastal casualties.

Even if they've died of natural causes, it's still illegal to harvest the skin.

 

[yowser]

Mr.Still - you're supposed to "mishear" the previous post and edit it accordingly.

Even if they've died of natural causes, it's still illegal to harvest the fin.

Shark tank findom! Will erotic wonders never cease.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hark! Skank fandom! Will erotic wonders never cease?

There's no accounting for tastelessness!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There's no sounding this nasty snozz!

That's a fetish I'd stay away from.

(You're supposed to misquote the person above and then respond to what you "misheard." Take a look at what I did to your comment.)

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

That's a fortyish I'd stay away from.

The cougar at the bar? She’s more like fiftyish.

 

[yowser]

The cougar at the bar? She’s more like the Firth of Forth.

That's an impressive discharge from any Scottish wench!

 

[Rustyoznail]

That's an impressive range from the Scottish bench!

The Scot's prefer playing rugby in kilts, so you do see some interesting... Tackle.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

The Scot's prefer plugging Rob Roy with ketamine, then you hear some interesting... Twaddle.

Yer bum’s oot the windae laddie!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Robbie Bum’s got the widow lady!

That's far from unexpected.

 

[Rustyoznail]

That's far from the expected.

I have to say, that's very unusual, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I have to say, that's very unusual, but whatever floods your throat.

Doesn't everyone like bodily fluids and Mountain Dew?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Doesn't everyone leak bodily fluids after mounting Hew?

I always insist on prophylactic protection.