Momma's Kitchen

[Jewelz]

*whips gunners ass with a wet towel*

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Good morning all........

I'm happy to see that everyone is still around for another day...... Good luck mayi, on reaching 1000. Looks like your pretty close now.

Morning hon.....blowing like hell here..I think I just saw Judy Garland flying bye!! or maybe a little piece of Kansas coming this way....

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Anyone home?

*Gunner slowly peers in the door.....is Mamma gone?*

Just to be safe, he stuffs the ass of his jeans with washcloths, in case momma catches him blindsided......hey wait a minute, this kinda feels good stuffing these down there.......


Shhhhhh....where is momma?

Hell no she isn't gone...she jst walked in and she's gunning for bear..I mean bare...get that "ass" over here and take your punishment like a man!!! and stop playing pocket pool...whoops your stuffing them in the wrong place...or is that really you???? Wooooooooooooooohhhoooooooooooo

 

[wildrose70]

Re: hey neighbor

how are you doing......it has been a while...hope you are ...i am sure you are.....FINE

mayi

You go girl.....rock on make that 1,000 today!!! I' m betting on it>>>>>

 

[Linedrive]

HEY!!

*whips gunners ass with a wet towel*

Your s'pose to protect me sista!!!

Thanxs for the nice pm....
Did Piper leave?? She would've helped hide me....

 

[Jewelz]

Re: HEY!!

Your s'pose to protect me sista!!!

Thanxs for the nice pm....
Did Piper leave?? She would've helped hide me....

Doncha know that Im momma's favorite?? I didnt get that way from protecting my siblings *Giggle*

Piper better not have left!! and I betcha she woulda snapped your ass too cuz she is another one of momma's favorites .....

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Anyone home?

Hell no she isn't gone...she jst walked in and she's gunning for bear..I mean bare...get that "ass" over here and take your punishment like a man!!! and stop playing pocket pool...whoops your stuffing them in the wrong place...or is that really you???? Wooooooooooooooohhhoooooooooooo

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

As the loud cracking sound becomes apparent, one need only look at the sheer look of terror across Gunner's face to know that the paddle had found home.

SO you didn't like my little piggies ryme eh? LMAO

 

[Jewelz]

ohh and about the pm....just responding to the nice one i got from you silly boy!

 

[Richard49]

Good morning everyone

Welcome to Enjoying

Mayi......tell us the story of your most powerful orgaism

Duck watch that damn bill

Angel,Jewelz,sexy,mom, P and the other women here
ooopppps I meet <gental kiss>

Damn I had to read 6 pages to get caught up

What kind of music you all in the mood for?

Well to start with how about
"I want to hold your hand"
than your breasts....ooooppps

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: HEY!!

Doncha know that Im momma's favorite?? I didnt get that way from protecting my siblings *Giggle*

Piper better not have left!! and I betcha she woulda snapped your ass too cuz she is another one of momma's favorites .....

Damn sisters.......!

Guess I'll just have to do something mean, like put super glue in your bra, or sell your panties to the boy nextdoor.......

 

[Jewelz]

*jewelz runs like crazy screaming out for sis to hurry up, Gunner's ass is gonna get warmed by momma realllllllllll soon!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: HEY!!

Doncha know that Im momma's favorite?? I didnt get that way from protecting my siblings *Giggle*

Piper better not have left!! and I betcha she woulda snapped your ass too cuz she is another one of momma's favorites .....

Yeahhhhhhhh right Gunner..you dont mess with momma not with my girls around!!!!

 

[Richard49]

Ginner

I am guess from your screen name that you were in the Navy...
If so U ever cross the equator?
If you were and did you know what I am asking

Next tune
"He ain't heavy he's my brother...."

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: Re: Anyone home?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

As the loud cracking sound becomes apparent, one need only look at the sheer look of terror across Gunner's face to know that the paddle had found home.

SO you didn't like my little piggies ryme eh? LMAO

Terror hell!!!!!!!!!!! I thought that was pure passion.......Oh mommie please..whack my ass again...ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssss mommie dearest...


Yeah u crazy fool....I freaking loved it!!! u saw what I wrote..haha...

If your good girls..you all get to whack his ass too>>>>.wooohoooooo

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Gunner

I am guess from your screen name that you were in the Navy...
If so U ever cross the equator?
If you were and did you know what I am asking

Next tune
"He ain't heavy he's my brother...."

Richard, actually I have never been in the Navy or any other branches of the armed forces.....good guess by the name tho. Actually I have done a bit of writing over the years, and Gunner Dailey was one of my first characters once I did a little erotic writing.........never been south of the equator in my life. Hoping you feel better today.

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: HEY!!

Yeahhhhhhhh right Gunner..you dont mess with momma not with my girls around!!!!

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Linedrive]

2 for 1 Saturday Wacks

*Gunner lines up against the wall spread eagle....*


"Okay ladies, take your wacks."

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Good morning everyone

Welcome to Enjoying

Mayi......tell us the story of your most powerful orgaism

Duck watch that damn bill

Angel,Jewelz,sexy,mom, P and the other women here
ooopppps I meet <gental kiss>

Damn I had to read 6 pages to get caught up

What kind of music you all in the mood for?

Well to start with how about
"I want to hold your hand"
than your breasts....ooooppps

Play that Funky music...dont worry about catching up....just jump in..haha I need some good old rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: 2 for 1 Saturday Wacks

*Gunner lines up against the wall spread eagle....*


"Okay ladies, take your wacks."

How much more of this can a man take, ganged up on by 2 sisters and his mum....maybe I will go live elsewhere....

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Anyone home?

Terror hell!!!!!!!!!!! I thought that was pure passion.......Oh mommie please..whack my ass again...ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssss mommie dearest...


Yeah u crazy fool....I freaking loved it!!! u saw what I wrote..haha...

If your good girls..you all get to whack his ass too>>>>.wooohoooooo

LMAO!!!!!!! Omg momma!!! that was too damn funny to read!! *tears in my eyes from laughing so hard*


And jewelz sits pretty cuz she wants a crack at the sexy ass!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: 2 for 1 Saturday Wacks

How much more of this can a man take, ganged up on by 2 sisters and his mum....maybe I will go live elsewhere....

no you wont, cuz you thrive on the attention we give you ....giggle!

 

[Linedrive]

On a side note....

....I shave my balls clean yesterday....mmmmmmmm. They are really soft today....

 

[wildrose70]

Re: 2 for 1 Saturday Wacks

*Gunner lines up against the wall spread eagle....*


"Okay ladies, take your wacks."

Woohooooooo I knew there was something good about today...besides the wind blowing like hell....hey we even got Gunner out of bed.....he knew momma was "gunning" for him...
Thirty whacks across the "ass" then we all have to kiss his boo=boo's...LOL

 

[Jewelz]

Re: On a side note....

....I shave my balls clean yesterday....mmmmmmmm. They are really soft today....

awww gotta love soft balls! can i pitch em?? or just pound them against my mitt?? muahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: 2 for 1 Saturday Wacks

Woohooooooo I knew there was something good about today...besides the wind blowing like hell....hey we even got Gunner out of bed.....he knew momma was "gunning" for him...
Thirty whacks across the "ass" then we all have to kiss his boo=boo's...LOL

*jumps second in line behind momma*