Momma's Kitchen

[Crudebug]

momma.. do what I do for any vices and virtues I am partial to ...
Never say I am quitting.. I say, I reduce.. and that does not make you feel you are letting yourself down if you indulge, and yet you will find, you can cut back a great deal.. I can go for days to months without touching either a ciggie or a sip.. I can stay without being tempted during parties or indulge freely in a bash, not from persuasion but from choosing to sample the pleasures.. or resume when I feel like lit..
No reason to GIVE UP especially if on moderation, on some treatment or physical condition requires it.. in which case an alternate activity can be a great substitute. for example.. if I need being with kids or in a place where it is not allowed, makes the decision done for you from compulsion and protects from moments of weaknesses...
Wish you the best in cutting down.. if you still must, then choose a spot where you must walk to for at least five to ten minutes.. and that might discourage the urge, or diminish it by the time you get there.. a few trips and you'll skip the bother, along with the habit...
muaaaah..
Cipha.. a ciggie is a nice way to wind down... especially after a stud has driven you up the wall and left you clinging to the plaster with your claws.. lol

muaaaah.. hugssszzzz

 

[wildrose70]

Good advice Crude and I like your advice to Cipha lol.....

Yes I do just cut down....the Dr really wants me to stop...but I need a couple a day right now...like 4 right now...and of course when I go around family that don't smoke doesn't bother me at all...so I know I can do it...I was never a heavy smoker...but I do have a little heart trouble so will try to do my best

 

[Crudebug]

I solved the prob of door to door evangelists ages ago,, having a ball while doing it.. word seems to have spread, for no one visits the place when I am known to be home...
I invite them in.. and let them run their trap for about ten minutes,, call time out and say it is my turn... and give them coffee..
now I have been a nice guy and listened to them, been a good host, I expect them to lend me their ear ans actually close the door.. firmly.. even lock it at times..
then i go on about how beautiful it is to be a satanic worshiper goth / the thrills of the peace of drinking in a cemetery and how enlightening such contemplative meditation can be,.. and you don;t have to worry about attracting the attention of one holy spirit, when you can feel the spirits reach out to someone who sits with them... then talk of sex on a gravestone to experience the thrill of the act of seeding life where moans of lust to lust mingles with faded echoes of the sober intonations of dust to dust.. how you can go to heaven without even dying in a graveyard.. and I say it with such a straight face, they believe it with horror and think I am the spawn of Satan..
I love the part when i ask if they believe in the laying of hands.. and then even before they say ys or no.. fumble with my fly.. and say I'd love to lay hands on this little head too.. tho; I have heard some call it a hand job..
By then, they are begging to be released..

Since Dad's side is Catholic and mum's Protestant, I had both sides visit us..
when a priest was advising us early in marriage on not to use abstinence as birth control.. I can't forget the look on his face when I told him if he kept the church out of my bedroom, I will not fuck in the church.. and I told him, my best blow job was in a chapel where the cushions on the kneeling platform behind each pew had proved the best place for my girlfriend to kneel on as I sat on the pew to let her chew.. (that was a true story.. in a small chapel, where we were allowed to study in an oasis of quiet in a noisy city and were banned after the wine and wafers were found to mysteriously deplete.. lol)

So there is no need to get ruffled.. easiest way to muffle them is to scandalise them with asking them to do what they do not like (just like they ask you to do what annoys you).. ask them, if they would like to being their spouses to the next swinger's session hopefully to be held next weekend.... lol

So next time.. make sport of them.. will have you chuckling for a week.. and any time you see them.. you can chuckle as you guess at the thots running thru their minds.. lmao...

 

[wildrose70]

I'm ROTFLMFAO!!!

That is freaking funny and so true....I'm usually just polite and tell them I'm not interested...I'm just too nice LOL

 

[Crudebug]

oh.. am verrrry polite too.. I tell them I respect religions and expect them to respect mine...
I once told a Pentecostal couple that line.. and when they agreed my beliefs were to be respected.. I thanked them and said I was glad .. coz sex was my religion and the Pussy was my goddess and I will not brook any derogatory or condescending remarks about my goddess any more than they would tolerate me running down theirs.. and by definition.. that would be blasphemy in my book, and if they did not believe in my religion they would be heretics in my sight.. so we can both happily and mutually excommunicate each other..
I still remember telling them, they can enjoy their bliss of being filled with the spirit and I can enjoyed getting pissed when being filled with my kind of spirits..

Come to think of it,,, I actually miss them..
Even never used to spare the ones coming to ask money for various purposes..
One team of pastors and elders had come around to ask for money to build a church for a village. I knew that village well and it was very poor where even the thatched roofs had holes in patches and they were eating one two frugal meals in three days..
I was really pissed at this,, I told them to build houses for people instead of building houses for god and make sure the houses could be used for worship too.. either one or take turns in different houses..
And as for charity for people, I wanted to know where the money was being spent.. I had not come across a single case of porr families being funded in hospitals by the church... and at least three people in the area had received more than a 300 K US Dollars from gullible Americans, British and Germans to build churches and homes for children... all that those blokes did was build a couple of shacks costing about 20000 Dollars, that too on loa and paid it off from the interest on donation,, thus keeping h money and profiting it from it.

When I asked the team in case my family became destitute after a disaster, would they build them a house? I told them, I knew all they would be is PRAY..
So i said, I too will PRAY you get a beautiful Church for a bunch of people who can't even have two meals a day...

I don't get angry. this is to be expected.. I just feel sorry for the idiots in the west who send money to charity by only end up lining the pockets of the greedy..

 

[Crudebug]

momma... switch to the slim ciggies.. while u try cutting down.. that way.. u have already cut each ciggie to half (by thickness)..
every reduction helps...

 

[Cipher]

Greed is everywhere..it's hard to wanna help the needy when you find out certain organizations pocket what you donate to get thier kids new BMW's every year or pay for thier college educations at ivy league schools. What a bunch of bullshit.
Corporate greed tho..it's what makes the world turn i suppose


Momma...how are ya today? i'm tired..i was at work at 6am..not normal for me..i had alot of ordering to do and paperwork..blah. feels good to be home..it's almost lunch time for me..idk what i wanna eat tho..

 

[Crudebug]

just keeping ya ladies updated..
am in Madrid right now.. but will be going to Morocco Sunday/Monday... to go offshore to a rig...
Tired after more than 28 hrs of travel and going to get some rest...
muaaaah - hugssss to ya both...

 

[wildrose70]

Always nice to know what your doing...sounds like you need a good nites rest one of these days!!! Take care of yourself:

 

[Cipher]

DAMN bug! you sure spend alot of time traveling! more traveling than working..LoL


Momma, hows ur day? i'm doin ok..it's chilly..first day of spring and it's chilly..32 degrees..wtf!

 

[wildrose70]

Welll it was 60 here today...doing ok I guess going to take some pulmanary classes in april...see if I can build up my energy level before Charles comes LOL... smoked 2 cigs today....doing pretty good so far

 

[Cipher]

Welll it was 60 here today...doing ok I guess going to take some pulmanary classes in april...see if I can build up my energy level before Charles comes LOL... smoked 2 cigs today....doing pretty good so far

Oh yeah you most def have to get that energy level back up! after he leaves ur gonna be passed out for days in utter exhaustion lol

2 isn't bad! nice goin! i had one today..when i was driving..i can't smoke in the house..so..just the one today..

 

[wildrose70]

Oh yeah you most def have to get that energy level back up! after he leaves ur gonna be passed out for days in utter exhaustion lol

2 isn't bad! nice goin! i had one today..when i was driving..i can't smoke in the house..so..just the one today..

Well dam your doing better than me...lol....yeah I'm afraid I will be wiped out but it's a nice kind of exhaustion for sure....
Had the ex over for supper and did the dishes...watching basketball...our boys are in the state tournament....they won last nite...

 

[Cipher]

Well dam your doing better than me...lol....yeah I'm afraid I will be wiped out but it's a nice kind of exhaustion for sure....
Had the ex over for supper and did the dishes...watching basketball...our boys are in the state tournament....they won last nite...

I haven't watched any of the madness games..i heard Marquette was doin pretty good..i need to catch up on it..

and indeed..that kind of exhaustion is the BEST!!

 

[wildrose70]

Oh yeah as long as it doesn't kill me off
I have been watching quite a bit of the college games....I enjoy basketball

 

[Cipher]

Oh yeah as long as it doesn't kill me off
I have been watching quite a bit of the college games....I enjoy basketball

It won't kill you! wtf?! ur fucking iron clad momma!

Happy basketball watching!

 

[Crudebug]

DAMN bug! you sure spend alot of time traveling! more traveling than working..LoL

it only sounds too much... actually, u folks travel a lot more each day.. I stay put once I reach a place..

Always nice to know what your doing...sounds like you need a good nites rest one of these days!!! Take care of yourself:

hmmm... rest with someone to cuddle up would be more refreshing... but I guess I'll have to settle for pillows

Good to see u r cutting down... and yeah!!! get loaded on carbs for all the erotic energy u'll need when charlie cums calling... lol


Kisses and hugs to ya both

 

[Cipher]

Aww well bug..that kinda sucks then
..but..i still envy that you work in places i see on TV.

Hope ur doing ok tho..i miss ya



Momma! how r ya?? it's 55 degrees!! hoorraayy!! i went and got my Twilight movie on dvd at midnite and i watched it with a friend til 3am..it was nice tho..he's cuddly

 

[wildrose70]

Well it's pretty nice here too but I have the chills so got my big robe on over my clothes...I get so chilled all the time
I did get out and do some errands this morn....I really need a nap....been watching BB our boys are playing for the state championship tonite!

 

[Cipher]

Well it's pretty nice here too but I have the chills so got my big robe on over my clothes...I get so chilled all the time
I did get out and do some errands this morn....I really need a nap....been watching BB our boys are playing for the state championship tonite!

Indeed. i saw that on a news update on the afternoon news. Nice goin!

I too get chilly at times..it's always my hands and feet..they say it's because i'm diabetic..it's annoying sometimes..i wear mittens in the house when my hands get too cold lol

Keep me posted on the games!

 

[wildrose70]

I just checked the temp and it's 68 and I'm in my robe over my clothes

Guess I need some body heat...I didn't remember that you were diabetic...

Can't decide if it's worse being chilled or sweating to death LOL

Yes I will watching college NCAA games now....

 

[Crudebug]

Hi Cipha... I move around but barely get time to SEE anything... just flitting from job to job.. and am never in the mood for sightseeing.. usually too depressed to even venture out of the hotel even to eat... lol...
My TV watching is usually limited to news and info channels... not much into sports, for I can never keep track of who's who anymore...
my trip to Morocco may be off by a few days and I am still in Spain...
hugs and kisses

 

[Cipher]

Hi Cipha... I move around but barely get time to SEE anything... just flitting from job to job.. and am never in the mood for sightseeing.. usually too depressed to even venture out of the hotel even to eat... lol...
My TV watching is usually limited to news and info channels... not much into sports, for I can never keep track of who's who anymore...
my trip to Morocco may be off by a few days and I am still in Spain...
hugs and kisses

Ohh Espana! (Spain) Tasty food, Tasty wine! Hope you have a bit of both.
Sorry to hear your depressed..someone always has it worse than you..just remember that my friend

I hope things look better for ya soon! i worry about you.

 

[Cipher]

I just checked the temp and it's 68 and I'm in my robe over my clothes

Guess I need some body heat...I didn't remember that you were diabetic...

Can't decide if it's worse being chilled or sweating to death LOL

Yes I will watching college NCAA games now....

It's nippy here..i'm goin to get a haircut at 730. and tomorrow with my colorist i'm gonna go with a Burgundy..i love bein a red head..lol i was born a redhead and then it turned to brownish-red. How that happens idk

Hope ur ok momma!

 

[wildrose70]

It's nippy here..i'm goin to get a haircut at 730. and tomorrow with my colorist i'm gonna go with a Burgundy..i love bein a red head..lol i was born a redhead and then it turned to brownish-red. How that happens idk

Hope ur ok momma!

Well I went to the Dr today and he increased my pee pills lol...had fluid again...
congestive heart failure but I'm doing ok...just spend all my time on the pot lol
You look neat in burgundy hair....would you believe we have tornado warnings and blizzard out west..only in s.dk
I have my hair really short so it's easy for me