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Now that is the best idea you have come up with yet...get on a cruise and follow the nice weather I could live with that:D
Actually almost feels springlike...of course only in the 50's but much better
 
Well... to save money for paying for the cruise... might as well be part of the crew..
since this is the season of great ideahhhhs!!!!!.. am sure your kitchen will be a hit on any cruise vessel..
Just stay clear of Somali waters... as I don't want my fav momma in pirates hands (unless u run into Johnny Depp!!!! lol)
Do I hear Cipha join up as assistant cook?.... lol..
I'll play waiter... and we can all live happily ever after and sail from sea to shining sea...
 
Well dam it just keeps getting better and better your ideas,,,,
Yeah I wldnt mind being caught by Johnny Depp:devil:
I'm sure Cipha would be more than willing to be assistant cook or whatever....and off we go sailing merrily into the deep blue seas!!!!

Boy I can really work on a tan then woohoooooooo :D
 
Well... to save money for paying for the cruise... might as well be part of the crew..
since this is the season of great ideahhhhs!!!!!.. am sure your kitchen will be a hit on any cruise vessel..
Just stay clear of Somali waters... as I don't want my fav momma in pirates hands (unless u run into Johnny Depp!!!! lol)
Do I hear Cipha join up as assistant cook?.... lol..
I'll play waiter... and we can all live happily ever after and sail from sea to shining sea...



LMAO! Yeah yeah, Sounds like a plan!
:D
 
Well dam it just keeps getting better and better your ideas,,,,
Yeah I wldnt mind being caught by Johnny Depp:devil:
I'm sure Cipha would be more than willing to be assistant cook or whatever....and off we go sailing merrily into the deep blue seas!!!!

Boy I can really work on a tan then woohoooooooo :D


Yeah i wouldn't mind watching "the depp" do anything! :devil:

How are you today momma?
 
Not quite that warm here.....going to the Dr this afternoon got some weird thing on my hand that keeps coming back......
Easter dinner at my daughters this sunday!
 
Great.. so now we can float our Cruise Company...
And I'll get my Depp costume and u can be all over me and pretend I am the fantasy pirate... lol
muaaah

PS: what's wrong with the hand?
 
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Great.. so now we can float our Cruise Company...
And I'll get my Depp costume and u can be all over me and pretend I am the fantasy pirate... lol
muaaah

PS: what's wrong with the hand?


Well now your talking...I knew you had something in mind!!! I'm sure you will do well filling in:D
Oh I have some sort of a growth on it...that keeps coming back and going to have it checked and see if it can be removed.....
So we are ready and able to take off to see the world!! What a lovely fantasy:rose:
 
Great.. so now we can float our Cruise Company...
And I'll get my Depp costume and u can be all over me and pretend I am the fantasy pirate... lol
muaaah

PS: what's wrong with the hand?


Sail away matey! LMAO!

:D

..I reckon this will be quite and adventure..
 
Is it some kind of wart? I hope you can get it fixed for good..

(I get some `growth' that cums and goes but I'll be darned if I am taking it off.. lmao)

Ok, you can chart the course of the fantasy route and get to pick which islands we stop off at... which means you're the navigator..

I see Cipha is already gunning to be First MATE!!! lol...
I am sure the wind in your billowing skirts will give the sails a complex..

I think I'll juts grab a coffee from Momma's Galley (we can't call it kitchen now, can we?) and prolly spend some time fishing while you gals play sailor...
Time for this Captain to watch the gulls and gals...
 
Well now I don't blame you for not getting rid of that wart LOL
They did 3 bioposies on the hand and 2 on the leg....go baabk mon to see what it is and what to do....even if it is cancerous not the life threatening kind...
I'm pakcking my gear and ready to roll....on this great adventure with my 2 best friends!!!:kiss:
 
Biopsies make me go Ouch!! Were they painful? Or can they do it easily now?
Just when u seem to get rid of the cold and stop visiting the doc, you find a new reason... lol.. I hope it all works out smoothly...

I hope you travel light... not much to pack in the gear.. after all we are avoiding cold places and you don;t need much wrapping.. a few thongs and bikinis and a coupla aprons for the galley should suffice... transparent aprons are even better.. will save washing too... lol
And I am sure to reserve a place for you both at the captain's table for lunch and dinner... I might bring breakfast in bed to pamper my pretty crew and we can enjoy some conversation over supper on a moonlit deck...
(just make sure someone keeps a watch for the weather report and steer clear of any squalls... lol)
 
Yes they were rather painful...or at least the shot to deaden the places....
Yes I know always something....I think I need one of those long wonderful warm cruises to lift the spirits...althou today I'm in a very good mood for reason

So see thru aprons hmmmmmmmmm have to see if I can find any but I'm sure Cipha and I would both appreciate all the pampering from our chief navigator:D
 
lol.. so am I supposed ti STAND at attention when u gals sing `Hail to the Chief?'

some cruises are not that expensive and short river cruises in some places can work wonders.. talk to Charles.. am sure he could use the break for a common getaway...

lmao.. so you cottoned on to ideyaahhh of transparent aprons!!!! yipeeee..
the galley is gonna get steamy..
well-cum aboard!!! and love to see u in a good mood... it makes our mood better too.. muaaaah
 
Well now would that be too *HARD* to stand at attention when we sing hail to the chief ...LOL

Oh yes I think those aprons would be just dandy I should have one when charles is here...he's as close to a nudist as he can get when he's here haha
Well thanks glad you enjoy my good mood...don't ask me why ...but I'll just enjoy it while I can....and now it's cocktail hour so maybe the mood will even get better:D
 
lmao... Watch out for the MAST HEAD... and don't let it sway in the `wind'...
whoz gonna be the lookout?
Or are ya gonna take turns perched atop the petard?

Well, then get one apron for Charles too...
am sure u could ogle him while he does the dishes.. lol...
the veneer of transparency will add to the illusion of a barrier to be breached while revealing what can be reached...

Is the first syllable of the word, putting the xtra pep in your mood as you approach `cocktail' hour?
We need to make sure we have enuff wine on board between landfalls...
 
Oh Gee

You guessed my secret LOL
The word cock-tail always gets me going maybe it's only the sweet memories of times spent with Charles ....who knows but anyhow I'm enjoying the drink and smoking too much:rolleyes:
Oh well at my age I'm gonna enjoy each day.....but when Charles is here I'm on my best behavior:D
Spending Easter sunday out to my daughters lots of family the great grandaughter will be here ...always a fun time!!!
 
rotflmao.... Well u sure are one cocky piece 'o tail...
could hug ya to bits...

Everyone at any age needs to live each day as if it were the last one...
I hope you have a lovely time at Easter with your family, kids, grand-kids and great grand kids... lol..
You are a teenager compared to the Singing Siren of Kazakhstan who is 130 yrs old and grumbles she can't dance, but can still sing and happily breaks into song for the reporter...

read about her in this article...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7979599.stm

So doncha flaunt your age anymore.. ur fitness gives my fat lazy butt a complex... lol... but then aren't jolly Captains supposed to be roly poly... lol..
where our lil Cipha... with a name like that she'll make a good radio operator dealing with all the ciphers... lol
catch u soon... once u stagger back drunk and sozzled from the bliss of getting pissed during happy hour..
 
rotflmao.... Well u sure are one cocky piece 'o tail...
could hug ya to bits...

Everyone at any age needs to live each day as if it were the last one...
I hope you have a lovely time at Easter with your family, kids, grand-kids and great grand kids... lol..
You are a teenager compared to the Singing Siren of Kazakhstan who is 130 yrs old and grumbles she can't dance, but can still sing and happily breaks into song for the reporter...

read about her in this article...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7979599.stm

So doncha flaunt your age anymore.. ur fitness gives my fat lazy butt a complex... lol... but then aren't jolly Captains supposed to be roly poly... lol..
where our lil Cipha... with a name like that she'll make a good radio operator dealing with all the ciphers... lol
catch u soon... once u stagger back drunk and sozzled from the bliss of getting pissed during happy hour..


I'm here..just kinda off and on..tryin to catch up with mail and phone calls..easter..and i work the entire weekend..my job assumes that since i have no kids or husband at home..i have no family..sheesh..:rolleyes:

And ya know..ur the only one bug..that has caught on to the fact that my user name is because i used to do codes at work..lol and the guy from the matrix movie was "cypher" so..i became "cipher" lol yay u get a cookie!
 
You guessed my secret LOL
The word cock-tail always gets me going maybe it's only the sweet memories of times spent with Charles ....who knows but anyhow I'm enjoying the drink and smoking too much:rolleyes:
Oh well at my age I'm gonna enjoy each day.....but when Charles is here I'm on my best behavior:D
Spending Easter sunday out to my daughters lots of family the great grandaughter will be here ...always a fun time!!!



Hi momma!!! Sounds like you're gonna have a great time for easter!

And cock-tail..is a GREEEAT word! lol
 
Hey girl how you doing...and Crude that was an amazing article but who the hell wants to live to be 130:rolleyes:
I'll just enjoy what I have left of this life....:D one day at a time...
and yessssssss COCK-TAIL is the word for today LOL
 
Hey girl how you doing...and Crude that was an amazing article but who the hell wants to live to be 130:rolleyes:
I'll just enjoy what I have left of this life....:D one day at a time...
and yessssssss COCK-TAIL is the word for today LOL


I don't wanna live to be 130..unless i'm turned into a vampyre..then 130..is no big deal lol

And im doing good thanks momma!

:heart:
 
I decoded Cipher right on entering the kitchen.. lol..
never mind the cookie... get me the nookie... lmao... unless u tucked in the cookie in a secret jar...

dunno about wanting to live to be 130.. except that u get years of senior citizens benefits.. but you do have a prob outliving doctors and having to tell ur problems from Literally scratch to the latest itch... lol...

so it looks like both ladies have a SOFT SPOT for COCKtails.. I think I better be the BAR TENDER on board our yacht and get ya SPUNKY gals drunk... rotflmao..

I can always blame the sea if you have vague memories or rolling and pitching.. lol
HOP on aboard Carnal Cruises... and let's weigh anchor...!!!!!

 
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