Momma's Kitchen

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Well now ou have me curious......as long as it's kinks and not kinky LOL

curiosity is very detrimental to the llife of a pussy.... i mean cat..
lmao.. it better be the kinky kinda kinks or I'll give the Hunchback of Notredame a complex
 

curiosity is very detrimental to the llife of a pussy.... i mean cat..
lmao.. it better be the kinky kinda kinks or I'll give the Hunchback of Notredame a complex


Crude your just full of it ...aren't you:D
But one thing...your never boring LOL
 
Crude your just full of it ...aren't you:D
But one thing...your never boring LOL

sighhhh... if only u knew how empty my life is... seems to have been vacuumed by some great cosmic Hoover...
but then. don't want to start a depressing round at the coffee table again..
like happiness.. depression too multiplies when spread around.

as long as I don;t bore you girls, am happy that at least some rare creatures on this planet can still smile for me.. muaaaah..
 
sighhhh... if only u knew how empty my life is... seems to have been vacuumed by some great cosmic Hoover...
but then. don't want to start a depressing round at the coffee table again..
like happiness.. depression too multiplies when spread around.

as long as I don;t bore you girls, am happy that at least some rare creatures on this planet can still smile for me.. muaaaah..


I'm sorry about that...I know it does get depressing feeling alone in life....but just remember you always have your gals in the kitchen...and your right...either one can spread ...that's why I try to keep it happy where ever I am:D
 
Little Humor To Brighten Your Day!!

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get 'em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret. I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted. 'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HEAR ME!!!'
 
LoL Momma!

How's ur evening?

I'm kinda headachy..i had a long day at work.

I'll stop by tomorrow afternoon after my nail appt.


Bugger, hi!

:heart:
 
Hey momma! How are ya today? i'm finally home and relaxing..did my errands, my nail appt..i feel lovely lol

What ya doin today?
 
Hey momma! How are ya today? i'm finally home and relaxing..did my errands, my nail appt..i feel lovely lol

What ya doin today?

Well I played this morn then went to the noon picnic at the nursing home and been cleaning and
I feel tired LOL
 
I'm sorry about that...I know it does get depressing feeling alone in life....but just remember you always have your gals in the kitchen...and your right...either one can spread ...that's why I try to keep it happy where ever I am:D

muaaaaaah.. hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

glad u shared that joke .. hope that COLDWATER is not the DISHWASHER in this kitchen
 
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I'll stop by tomorrow afternoon after my nail appt.
Bugger, hi!
:heart:

Beat the recession.... Just get a edge-of-the-seat-nail-biting suspense movie and save the change on the manicure...
bonus. chewing mails will also make a cheap movie snack. lol

During the interval we can do Bugger' all.. rotflmao..
 
Right back to ya....just made a salad and warming up some chicken for supper...
I love my chicken!!!!!

ah ha.. sneaking up on my back uh... ?.. how about one in the front too.. lol...

Looks like we share the same tastes...
I like hot chicks too. and it is always fun warming one up.,
 
Hello kitchen! sorry i've been away..work has me stressed a bit..i lost a few people due to getting laid off..happening more and more..i may have to start prostituting for extra money lmao!. i'm glad i live at home again..but still..i have bills of my own..i just re-did my personal bathroom and kitchen area.
My parents own this home already so i don't pay rent. It's a 3 level home. When i moved in here they had the rec room re-done into a small apartment for me.. and i have my own entryway..and like i said i have my own everything..i hardly see my parents..lol and i live here..i know..weird set up..lol the house is huge tho..


Hope you both are well!

i miss you!

:heart:
 
Well consider yourself lucky then...you have it better than a lot of people
It's been gloomy and dreary and raining!!! since fri off and on....depressing dammed weather..
Lover boy called again last nite...nice to get calls but I need a booty call:devil:
 
I have quite a few friends who lost jobs in the US and it is sad to see the land of dreams filling up with nightmares..
Hope these clouds pass soon.. looks like things are turning around, but even if it does, it has turned people's well organised routines and lives completely upside down..
Hugs ya both.. am still in Spain but just for a a couple of days more I guess. this job is winding down and I never know when and where I am headed next
hugs to ya both...
 
Many people have lost jobs or been cut way back...hopefully it will turn around....till then we all do the best we can.....:D
We have been having a lot of rain lately....nice and now we need the sun to make things grow
 
Many people have lost jobs or been cut way back...hopefully it will turn around....till then we all do the best we can.....:D
We have been having a lot of rain lately....nice and now we need the sun to make things grow



Indeed..it has to turn around..it can't get any worse..


It stormed real bad here the other day..supposed to again later..i like the storms, i don't mind..


Hi bug! make sure u eat tasty food in spain before u go!
 
I don't mind storms either...had enough rain for awhile need some sunshine to make things grow now.
Just got home from 3 hrs at adult day care...we played Crazy eight for 2 hrs LOL
 
Hi bug! make sure u eat tasty food in spain before u go!
Did not know u were a dish on the Spanish Menu..
Should I dab some Spanish Fly sauce.. lol...

Food's great here.. so's the place.. and the people.. the city is very alive and the fountains of the city are indeed well deserved of their fame..

Well momma, better use the rain and sun while it is still free.
If the Dems happen to increase their majority in the Senate and the House, they will tax those as well as the air you breathe.. and give it to the clumsy and careless corporate cheats which are gasping for bailouts.. lol..

Enjoy yourselves girls and knock yourselves silly in the summer.. before your know it, Father frost will make summer seem like a distant dream..
muaaaah - hugs from Da Bug
 
Hello kitchen! how are you?

I've been working alot the past few days..i'm off today and tomorrow. Yay! i did my house work..my laundry..now i'm just hangin out, i'll go upstairs to "the main floor" lol to eat in a little while..Mom does sunday dinner..

I'll stop back later on and see what's goin on.

I miss you both!

:heart:
 
How nice to have Sunday dinner made for you....last night I went over to the exe's for steaks and my 2 sons were there and we played 3 games of cards had a few cocktails and had good time....
Weather hasnt been too bad...no hot stuff yet....just those few days...some good rains...and more on the way

Hi Bug ...just trying to catch up with you too where ever you may be:confused:
 
How nice to have Sunday dinner made for you....last night I went over to the exe's for steaks and my 2 sons were there and we played 3 games of cards had a few cocktails and had good time....
Weather hasnt been too bad...no hot stuff yet....just those few days...some good rains...and more on the way

Hi Bug ...just trying to catch up with you too where ever you may be:confused:


It was nice my sunday dinner..she's always done that..i look forward to it..

Today was a nice day, sunny and warm, but not too warm.

We may not be able to travel with you bug, but it's nice hearing about the places you visit.

Have a good night momma!

:kiss:
 
Did not know u were a dish on the Spanish Menu..
Should I dab some Spanish Fly sauce.. lol...

Food's great here.. so's the place.. and the people.. the city is very alive and the fountains of the city are indeed well deserved of their fame..

Well momma, better use the rain and sun while it is still free.
If the Dems happen to increase their majority in the Senate and the House, they will tax those as well as the air you breathe.. and give it to the clumsy and careless corporate cheats which are gasping for bailouts.. lol..

Enjoy yourselves girls and knock yourselves silly in the summer.. before your know it, Father frost will make summer seem like a distant dream..
muaaaah - hugs from Da Bug

Uhh..i'm not a menu item lol so i guess no sauce is needed lol :cool:
 
I do a lot of arm chair traveling lol one way to get there to places I want to see...my d.in/law brings me magnets from all the places she gets to go
She's in NCaroline with her sister going to see Biltmore gardens I always wanted to see ...she will bring me some magnets from there too....I read about places a lot too:D
 
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