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wildrose70 said:


KKKKKKKI I'm just doing my nails be right here...:kiss:
Sorry I have a problem with my puter It keeps shutting down and rebooting I have a bug or something that does not like the last couple of programs I loaded. so I am going to delete them then see what happes
 
Tigger3844 said:
Sorry I have a problem with my puter It keeps shutting down and rebooting I have a bug or something that does not like the last couple of programs I loaded. so I am going to delete them then see what happes

Well they can be very tempermental I know...that might work....try it and see...just watching a tv show..I will be here...I hate it when they know more than me...lol and doesnt take much!!
 
wildrose70 said:
will you guys please stop whispering and Richard get a handle on the "hard on"...do something with it please...it's raining like crazy here..and I started celebrating early!!! Woooooooooooohoooooooooo :devil:

I need a warm wet place tp put oit <grin>
 
Richard49 said:


I need a warm wet place tp put oit <grin>

MMMMMMMM oh richard is that an invitation....well it's wet here but certainly isn't warm!!!! *giggles*:p
 
Richard49 said:


I need a warm wet place tp put oit <grin>

I know a warm place...:D

Hi Momma...Where you surprised to see who was here and what they said...aren't I a brat....don't you just love me...:D I am soooooo excited about your birthday...:rose: :kiss: :p
 
OMG.....Sorry.....

Hi Tigger good to see your tail...:D :kiss:

Hi Richard the first line was for you hon...:eek: :devil:
 
Richard49 said:


Do ya now my lassy?
Care to give the old man a hint...soooos I know if it be pleasant or not?

Ok, Ok, now try to remember this...ok it is round but sometimes oval...very warm...and you have to wear rain gear because it is very very very very very moist...would make you feel ooohhhh so gooooooooooooood....:p :p :D
 
1sexylady said:


I know a warm place...:D

Hi Momma...Where you surprised to see who was here and what they said...aren't I a brat....don't you just love me...:D I am soooooo excited about your birthday...:rose: :kiss: :p

No your my darling girl...and I love ya...and Blue came on from Spain and an internet cafe this morn to say hi....I'm touched u nut...and I'm sitting here in my knee soxs and big robe trying to get warm....I think your more excited than me!!! but then your much younger and u got to celebrate..haha...I WANT A STRIPPER OR MY BOY TOY GIFT WRAPPED AND DELIVERED BY MY SEXY UPS GUY...LOL:devil:
 
1sexylady said:


Ok, Ok, now try to remember this...ok it is round but sometimes oval...very warm...and you have to wear rain gear because it is very very very very very moist...would make you feel ooohhhh so gooooooooooooood....:p :p :D

Say lassy...does it lay between two limbs that tingle from the feel of me tongue?
 
1sexylady said:


Ok, Ok, now try to remember this...ok it is round but sometimes oval...very warm...and you have to wear rain gear because it is very very very very very moist...would make you feel ooohhhh so gooooooooooooood....:p :p :D

Now ********....do you think he has a clue??? lol teasing that poor man..haha:devil:
 
Richard49 said:


Say lassy...does it lay between two limbs that tingle from the feel of me tongue?

Yeah, Yeah.... see you remember...and then this big explosion happens....yep wet face... :p :p :rolleyes:
 
wildrose70 said:


Now ********....do you think he has a clue??? lol teasing that poor man..haha:devil:

Teasing.............MOI???????? Momma not this little girl..*very evil look* :D
 
1sexylady said:


Yeah, Yeah.... see you remember...and then this big explosion happens....yep wet face... :p :p :rolleyes:

Well if we be talkin about he same event....me seems to remember.....now remember me self is an old man........but me seems to remember the event was called "the little death"
 
1sexylady said:


Teasing.............MOI???????? Momma not this little girl..*very evil look* :D


*getting out the paddle* pulling your britches down...okkkkkkk Richard she's all yours!!!!!!! * wicked laugh*
 
Richard49 said:


Well if we be talkin about he same event....me seems to remember.....now remember me self is an old man........but me seems to remember the event was called "the little death"


Old my fucking ass!!! look who thinks he's old!!!!!!!! yep thats close..or the big *O* lmao:devil:
 
wildrose70 said:



*getting out the paddle* pulling your britches down...okkkkkkk Richard she's all yours!!!!!!! * wicked laugh*

Now we be cookin..........:D :p
 
wildrose70 said:



Old my fucking ass!!! look who thinks he's old!!!!!!!! yep thats close..or the big *O* lmao:devil:

Now me Lady Rose...you know as the little people do.....
that it is not the age of the model it is the milage on the odmeter
 
Good night

Good night to ya me folks

pssst... ever notice how sexi runs when the paddle cums out?
 
Richard49 said:


Now me Lady Rose...you know as the little people do.....
that it is not the age of the model it is the milage on the odmeter

Well I of all people should know about that for sure...I'm good for another 100,000 at least...at least I hope so lmao;)
 
wildrose70 said:



Old my fucking ass!!! look who thinks he's old!!!!!!!! yep thats close..or the big *O* lmao:devil:

Yeah so why does my ass get a paddling...:mad: He should get it...Old...Gosh...such a young child...what is wrong with him...:D
 
1sexylady said:


Yeah so why does my ass get a paddling...:mad: He should get it...Old...Gosh...such a young child...what is wrong with him...:D

Just kidding honey...lets gang up on him,,,,wooohooooooooo we will find out just how old he is......;) see if he can *cut the mustard* anymore...if not will he lick the lid...haha:devil:
 
Well my puter has not shut down for the last % mins does that mean I fixed it???????
 
A pre-emptive Happy Birthday MOMMA!!! :)

Looks like you all had some fun tonite...LOL
 
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