More signs of the apocalypse

[Carl East]

Oh, Carl, please stop... no, don't... keep going, yes... I'm so close, uh, ummm...

Perdita

LOL



Carl

 

[Guest]

LOL

Hey, I was serious. P.

 

[Carl East]

Hey, I was serious. P.

And low, it shall be as if the women of Lit have seen the light. For Predita the seductress will try and seduce the bringer of the golden rod. She will covet the erect phallic symbol, and attempt to gain control.

But verily the mighty temptresses known as ABS, Cloudy and Sweetsub will thwart the seductresses evil plot to suck the very seed from the golden rod. They will sacrifice their bodies in the name of humanity and throw themselves onto the erection. please

She who reads will foretell this event to future generations, but the story has yet to conclude. For waiting in the wings is Honey, who, we are told, will save the day when she slips on doggie poop and accidentally intercepts the holy cheese before it hits the ground.

If further proof were needed, then it is writen, as you can see above, that all this will come to pass.

Carl

ps I frighten myself sometimes

 

[Guest]

I frighten myself sometimes

Carl, you only make larf and feel good.

bessos, P.

 

[cloudy]

ps I frighten myself sometimes

More, more!!!

 

[shereads]

More signs of the Apocalypse

In freezer section at my local convenience store: blue popsicle labeled, "100% Natural. Bubble Gum Flavor."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My bathroom sink was full of water, in the center of it was a short brass candlestick, balanced on that was a egg.

Either the kids are into some sort of sorcery or this is the end.

 

[shereads]

I wouldnt' worry about the brass candlestick in the sink. That's a natural phenomenon. Something to do with the earth's rotation.

The egg is a bit troubling, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wouldnt' worry about the brass candlestick in the sink. That's a natural phenomenon. Something to do with the earth's rotation.

The egg is a bit troubling, though.

It was uncooked, does that help any?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It was uncooked, does that help any?

Oh, that's really bad. You're going to have to undergo a full exorcism now. Be at my place at 9:13:27 pm sharp.



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, that's really bad. You're going to have to undergo a full exorcism now. Be at my place at 9:13:27 pm sharp.



~lucky

I'll be there, the doctor said I should excorcise more.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll be there, the doctor said I should excorcise more.

Ouch...the opportunities to seduce that statement silly are making my head hurt...meet you in PM-ville.

~lucky

edited because sometimes my spelling falls off the wagon

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ouch...the opportunities to seduce that statement silly are making my head hurt...meet you in PM-vill.

~lucky

I'll bring the unholy water.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll bring the unholy water.

Seriously, the end is near folks. My two year old said "May I..." yesterday. There is something seriously wrong with someone so small having such good manners. What went wrong with her father?


~lucky

 

[Guest]

Re: More signs of the Apocalypse

In freezer section at my local convenience store: blue popsicle labeled, "100% Natural. Bubble Gum Flavor."

A few moments ago my son told us "Minerals are important." (He's five.)


My hubby and I just looked at each other.


Then our son went on to say, "Cookie Crisp cereal has minerals. It has 11 vitamins and minerals in every chocolatey bite."


The end is nigh upon us all.

 

[Carl East]

My end is erect, I know this is off topic, but I find these useless bits of information fascinating.

Carl

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: More signs of the Apocalypse

Then our son went on to say, "Cookie Crisp cereal has minerals. It has 11 vitamins and minerals in every chocolatey bite."

On behalf of the advertising industry, I apologize. In my defense, I have as much influence in the adverising industry as my dog has with the Cat Rescue Network. Still, this sucks.

 

[Guest]

My end is erect, I know this is off topic, but I find these useless bits of information fascinating.

Carl

Carl, sweetie -

I have a feeling your end is always erect.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: More signs of the Apocalypse

On behalf of the advertising industry, I apologize. In my defense, I have as much influence in the adverising industry as my dog has with the Cat Rescue Network. Still, this sucks.

Well, you wanna know what's worse?

I just came back from the store with assorted groceries, including a box of Cookie Crisp cereal.

He didn't even really ask for it. We don't buy too much sugared crap cereal but this one is for the surprised squeal I know we'll hear in the morning when he recognizes it.

(I'm such a sap.)

 

[seasparks]

The end may not be near enough...

The Department of Homeland (in)Security had ordered the arrest of the Four horsement for being suspected terrorists.
It must be those robes they wear all the time.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rusty914]

Whatever you do don't move it.......it's a ploy from Management, lol.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Re: More signs of the Apocalypse

Well, you wanna know what's worse?

I just came back from the store with assorted groceries, including a box of Cookie Crisp cereal.

He didn't even really ask for it. We don't buy too much sugared crap cereal but this one is for the surprised squeal I know we'll hear in the morning when he recognizes it.

(I'm such a sap.)

Suggestion: serve raisin bran in the Cookie Crisp box. Make the kid skeptical about advertising now, before he's old enough to develop expensive tastes.

(Cocoa Crisp was always a disappointment. I kept expecting Chocolately Goodness but getting sweet rice that make the milk brown. On the other hand, Captain Crunch out of the box is a great snack food for lousy days.)

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Captain Crunch is the only artificially sweetened breakfast cereal to provide nutrients required for the development of psionic mental powers.

 

[Carl East]

That's it, positive proof that the end is near. ABS has just started a political thread, I for one am going to end it all. I simply can't take the pressure.

Carl

ps the end is nigh