Most embarrassing moments...

slyc_willie said:
Um, 'grammar' with two Ms.
Lol. Couldn't resist.
That's why I use a word processor with a real time spell checker when writing my stories ;)
It might miss some obvious words (like swears) but at least it catches everything except homonyms...
 
cloudy said:
Been through the exact same thing the first time I crossed over the border into Canada.

Two women searched my car, my bags, etc., and found my vibrator...then spent several minutes turning it on and off.

I'd been driving all night and was passed tired and into silly. I offered to leave it with them since they obviously were so fascinated with it.

They weren't amused.

Similar incident when I was on my way to NYC in August on that Thursday morning that spawned the "no liquids in carry-on bags" rule.

I had my toys packed in the suitcase to be checked, but when informed that I couldn't have liquids/gels in my carry-on, I had to rearrange some stuff. So, the toys came out of the suitcase & went into the shoulder bag.

I knew -- just KNEW -- the bag would be pulled for search. The TSA person put on her gloves and stuck her hand into the bag, wrapping her fingers around my Feeldoe. Her eyes widened, and she looked up at me. I just smiled and said, "You probably don't want to pull that out and wave it around." She nodded and actually thanked me for the warning.

I swear she radioed ahead to the gate, 'cause the bag was searched again there (and I was patted down).
 
Just remembered a funny thing that happened to us.

Our home was broke into twice within two years. The second time around a good friend of mine was the officer who came to do the inspection. We were away camping and my Mom found the door open when she got here to check on the cats and to pick up the mail.

She took a quick walk through and called the police.

Everything was dumped everywhere, my bedside table was dumped out on the bed, toys, lubes, cuffs, whips, you name it, it was spread out for all to see!

When I got home I had to call the police so they could come and interview us, I did this after I quickly cleaned up the drawers contents and put it back in the drawer.

When Cheryl came to do the interview, she said, "Did you move items off of the bed?"
I came back with, "Oh ya, I most certainly did, but they are in the drawer if they need to be printed!"
She said, no bother, we have pictures! WTF! It wasnt CSI!

She laughed, I laughed, but thought, what is she really thinking, I use to babysit her son, who by the way is now a cop too!

My mom had questions after that, but she is almost as bad as I am so...
C :devil:
 
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