Mouth/Vaginal subsitute

[CuriousMischeif]

I, like every other guy, enjoy to masturbate, and several times a day is norm. However, i finding that good ol' Mrs Palm and her five daughters, although very satisfying, not very interesting.What im asking is: does any one know a good substitute for that warm, moist mouth or pussy.

 

[KingDingaling]

figure that out and you'll rule the world my friend.

 

[It'sasecret]

They do sell male masterbators in sex shops. Check out some online, I am sure you can order one.

 

[lilpriss]

Have you tried using lube? Warm it up in your hands first, close your eyes, drum up a fantasy and let things happen... maybe I'm a simpleton... but I have found that in my own prvate life, (I'm a girl) lube is a nice addition, it can mean the difference between feeling like I'm touching myself with my fingers and being touched by the tip of someones tongue...

 

[It'sasecret]

Have you tried using lube? Warm it up in your hands first, close your eyes, drum up a fantasy and let things happen... maybe I'm a simpleton... but I have found that in my own prvate life, (I'm a girl) lube is a nice addition, it can mean the difference between feeling like I'm touching myself with my fingers and being touched by the tip of someones tongue...

I'll second that!

 

[Luv70sfords]

I haven't personally tried this, butit came to mind when I read your post. Read this http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=26999

 

[CuriousMischeif]

i tried out that banana thing. i used an ordinary bannana and spooned out the fruit and left the skin whole. OMG it was unbelivable. kinda sloppy but i didnt mind. i never produce so much in one shot. WOW. try it out

 

[SpellCheckBuddy]

SCB nudges CuriousMischeif and says it should be "Mischief."

 

[Lust Engine]

SCB nudges CuriousMischeif and says it should be "Mischief."

Oh c'mon... lay off! It's their name. For whatever reason they chose to spell it that way, leave them be. Ask for an explanation before nudging them on their choice and discretely do it in a PM. Why nudge here in a public forum & detract from the original thread itself?

My apologies for de-railing this thread but please SpellCheckBuddy, you're nit picking for no apparent reason here on a How To board.

I always thought this Board was for you if you didn't understand something, needed an opinion and even a forum for some mild flirting & frivolity.

 

[Lust Engine]

Have you tried using lube? Warm it up in your hands first, close your eyes, drum up a fantasy and let things happen... maybe I'm a simpleton... but I have found that in my own prvate life, (I'm a girl) lube is a nice addition, it can mean the difference between feeling like I'm touching myself with my fingers and being touched by the tip of someones tongue...

Most wonderful suggestion!

I think part of the nuance is to imagine it NOT being you.

 

[SpellCheckBuddy]

Oh c'mon... lay off! It's their name. For whatever reason they chose to spell it that way, leave them be. Ask for an explanation before nudging them on their choice and discretely do it in a PM. Why nudge here in a public forum & detract from the original thread itself?

My apologies for de-railing this thread but please SpellCheckBuddy, you're nit picking for no apparent reason here on a How To board.

I always thought this Board was for you if you didn't understand something, needed an opinion and even a forum for some mild flirting & frivolity.

Lust Engine,

Thank you for pointing out that I had strayed from the General Board. My apologies to CuriousMischeif.

SCB

 

[CuriousMischeif]

no problem SCB. In australia we spell it cheif so its a simple mistake by your part.

 

[Wulf7]

I came across this on another site, fleshlight


I haven't ordered one, curious though.

 

[JerseyChick]

Someone posted this on another site:

You cut the center out of the peach so that it has a big hole in the center all the way thru <also pull the seed out when you cut thru>. Then pop in in the microwave until it is warm <not too hot or it will burn his member> After it is warm and slightly soft, you slide it on his member and use it as his personal toy i.e. bj or like a vagina.


I'm anxious to try this on my husband

 

[hogjack]

Try this at least once a month

Just-out-of-the-oven rye bread is a great fuck.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

 

[sheath]

Someone posted this on another site:

You cut the center out of the peach so that it has a big hole in the center all the way thru <also pull the seed out when you cut thru>. Then pop in in the microwave until it is warm <not too hot or it will burn his member> After it is warm and slightly soft, you slide it on his member and use it as his personal toy i.e. bj or like a vagina.


I'm anxious to try this on my husband

I have heard something like this, only it was using a cantaloupe or a watermelon. Put it in the oven at a very low temperature and let it bake until it is very warm to the touch, then cut a hole in the end. Set it on table or some other surface (on top of lots of towels, I'm sure) and go at it.



I want to see someone do this one day!

S.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

I think this goes nicely with your kitchen implement theme.

What would Julia Child say about all this?

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

I bet Julia was pretty damn wild in her day. God knows what she's thought of.

I'm just trying not to chuckle as I imagine her, with that accent, moaning & groaning.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[sheath]

I think this goes nicely with your kitchen implement theme.

Indeed, it does!

And why did you two stop????? I was getting into seeing what you would come up with next.

S.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[PinkOrchid]