Mouth/Vaginal subsitute

[sheath]

Wow...Now I have SO much to do...

I have to go grocery shopping! I'm cooking tonight! Woohoo!

S.

 

[RomanHans]

OK, so who here is going to make the obligatory reference to the film "American Pie?"

Roman

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

I'm not a guy, but while the pie looks nice and soft and warm, can it really provide enough friction/tightness to get off?? Anyone ever try this?

At the least, it would be really fun to watch than then lick the pie off of him. Oh, yum, I think I might have to go out and buy a pie for someone tonight......

Being a guy here I can't see the fun in grinding a pie. Sure it's warm but beyond that, I can't see the fun in it either. And no, I've never tried nor am I willing to get it on with a perfectly good pie. But if I had someone willing to lick the pie filling off of me, I'd be inclined to try it... at least once.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

I'm off to the kitchen right now...pie should be done in about an hour.....

I'll join you & we can start cooking together.

Ooo la la!

 

[sheath]

I'll join you & we can start cooking together.

Ooo la la!

I would be perfectly content just to watch. I'll even do dishes.

S.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

I would be perfectly content just to watch. I'll even do dishes.

S.

Oh no you don't... there's more than enough room in this kitchen for the likes of you! Orchid & I just aren't going to be eye candy for you now. You'd best be your naughtiest in that maid's outfit that she has for you too.

 

[Lust Engine]

It's amazing the things you find in some of these new kitchens nowadays.

 

[sheath]

Oh...you mean, the one with the peekaboo nipples and crotchless panties????

I would be more than happy to serve the pie.



S.

And Lusty, that picture is just so naughty, it might make me horny before I finish looking at it for the...tenth...time?

 

[shannon893]

numb hands

Okay, this was suggested in a movie - Gone in 60 Seconds I think. But the guy said he would sit on his hands for about 20 minutes until he couldn't feel it anymore. I guess it was supposed to feel like someone else was doing it.

Shannon

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

omg! Julia Child just appeared on my TV. Don't know if I can handle this, I'm picturing her with a cucumber strap-on, getting ready to make Sheath's famous salad with special cucmber sauce.....lol

After this thread, I don't think I'll ever be able to watch PBS the same again!

 

[SexyGiggles]

After this thread, I don't think I'll ever be able to watch PBS the same again!

Yeah, Jacques and Julia are on right now...she's rubbing some sort of buttery-herb-wine mixture all over the meat...rubbing...rubbing...all over, up and down...Jacques is just standing there at the oven, one hand on the pan handle, the other wiping the apron...or perhaps rubbing his hard cock...

I'm never going to be able to watch this show the same again...

 

[Lust Engine]

Yeah, Jacques and Julia are on right now...she's rubbing some sort of buttery-herb-wine mixture all over the meat...rubbing...rubbing...all over, up and down...Jacques is just standing there at the oven, one hand on the pan handle, the other wiping the apron...or perhaps rubbing his hard cock...

I'm never going to be able to watch this show the same again...

Is it possible to cancel the Food Network? I think I'm gonna get aroused anytime I think of meat sauces, creamy rubs, assorted desserts, whip creams, cucumbers and anything else that my sordid mind can misconstrue.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

LE,

I think you may be coming down with a bad case of spring fever.

You might be right. Any solutions you might remedy to cure me???

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

Well, any cure would definitley have to be very, very wet.

I'd be more than willing to "endure" whatever lies before me if it'll cure me.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

You're sucha trooper. Nurse Orchid will be there soon....

I can't wait!

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

<snaps on her rubber gloves and tells LE to bend over the exam table>

Sheepishly I comply.