my cock is so big...

[phoenix1224]

Well... My cock is sooo big that people regularly mistake it for the state of Florida.

I lied...

It actually IS the state of Florida.

 

[TBKahuna123]

My Cock is so Big...

The photographers who are constantly hounding it for pictures have been given their own pop culture name: Cockarazzi!

 

[silverwhisper]

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

 

[bobsgirl]

His cock is so big, the Goodyear company has agreed to slice into its blimp to make a cock ring.

With a big blue ribbon around it!

 

[mr wild]

Always good for a drunken laugh: In the middle of a crowded party, suddenly yelp and shout out "Hey, you're stepping on my dick!"

 

[silverwhisper]

...i have to use a t1 connection to have enough bandwidth for it.

ed

 

[Mystical_Dragon]

*giggles* this thread is too funny.

 

[silverwhisper]

...moby dick always asks if i'd prefer to use his name.

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

...i make withdrawals from the blood bank to get it up.

ed

 

[MagicFingers]

My cock is so big

that all the chickens run and hide when they see him comming.

 

[bobsgirl]

that all the chickens run and hide when they see him comming.

Cockhorn Leghorn?

 

[silverwhisper]

you know, i've always disliked foghorn leghorn.

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

...that when i get an erection, car alarms start sounding for a three-block radius due to the resulting sonic boom!



ed

 

[midwestyankee]

...that it legally voted in three precincts this morning.

 

[silverwhisper]

but did it have a motorcade?

ed

 

[Revluc]

... hanging chads on my ballot are never a problem.

 

[midwestyankee]

but did it have a motorcade?

ed

Yes. We borrowed this for the occasion.

 

[tdrockets17]

....that Barnum and Bailey have me lay down in the middle of the circus to hold the tent up

 

[Bluesboy2]

... That when I was on doctors orders to lift nothing over 5lbs, someone had to hold it for me when I had to pee.

 

[silverwhisper]

...i can't walk erect when erect.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

mu cock ios so big...

George W. Bush blamed it for the Republicans' defeat this week.

 

[silverwhisper]

it's the size of iraq?!

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

it's the size of iraq?!

ed

No but it's almost as big as Rummie's ego.

 

[silverwhisper]

dude, ain't no one's cock that big. :>

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

dude, ain't no one's cock that big. :>

ed

Not even President Cheney's?