my cock is so big...

[bobsgirl]

Not even President Cheney's?

So that's why they call him "Dick"?

 

[silverwhisper]

nah, he's a dick for shooting a lawyer and getting away w/ it. the rest of us are jealous as hell.

ed

 

[TBKahuna123]

No but it's almost as big as Rummie's ego.

No no no, huge balls, but tiny dick!


Now my dick on the other hand...

 

[silverwhisper]

kahuna: you can hold it w/ one hand? pfft, amateur...

ed

 

[TBKahuna123]

kahuna: you can hold it w/ one hand? pfft, amateur...

ed

Yes, but have you see the size of my hand? See, my cock is so big, that I have had to use ancient hindu stretching techniques to enlarge my hand to the the size that I can jerk off.

 

[silverwhisper]

nice! :>

ed

 

[Sboj234]

... that I dress it in a suit and use the HOV lane
... that I use it to split lumber
... that I can bang the hoola hoop champ and steal her record at the same time
... that I measure it in dress sizes

 

[silverwhisper]

those were excellent!

ed

 

[Sboj234]

... that scientists agree an erection lasting longer than four hours is an extinction-level event

 

[Eilan]

Because I care.

Large Penis Support Group

 

[TBKahuna123]

I've seen some disturbing things in my day, but the post count on this site is scary. I never realized that my huge cock and I might be in the majority of human males. That suddenly makes me and my penis less special.

You've made us both very sad, Eilan. I've never seen a penis pout before.

 

[Eilan]

I've never seen a penis pout before.

Next thing you know he'll be crying. Or throwing up.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Next thing you know he'll be crying. Or throwing up.

Reminds me of a scene fromt he movie masterpiece, Detroit Rock City: "Well, now that you've seen me and my dick throw up..."

 

[jadefirefly]

I've never seen a penis pout before.

I have.

 

[silverwhisper]

...when pink sings "u and ur hand tonight", i need to find a few octopi to help me out!

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

...it just reached out and grabbed a trout in Manhattan and swung it at its owner.

 

[silverwhisper]

...bah, just one trout?

mine is so big it reaches to hawaii, finds a school of mahi-mahi and resoundingly thumps you with 'em!

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

...bah, just one trout?

mine is so big it reaches to hawaii, finds a school of mahi-mahi and resoundingly thumps you with 'em!

ed

mine just reached up, fixed the nascent array of "star wars defense" satellites, and intercepted your petty little detention room full of faux tuna.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah, my truly stupendous member casts a pall over whole solar systems at a time.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

bah, my truly stupendous member casts a pall over whole solar systems at a time.

ed

So this is why Pluto is no longer a planet? I figured it was some New York dickhead at the root of that.

 

[silverwhisper]

no no, just some new york root...

 

[midwestyankee]

no no, just some new york root...

Bravo!

 

[silverwhisper]

[bows deeply, then tumbles headlong into a pile, due to the unbalancing weight of erection]

thank you, thank you! remember, tip your servers!

ed

 

[lady_hawke56]

my answer

My cock is so big..............I need 3 blood transfusions to keep from passing out.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah, you still can measure it in number of transfusions?



ed