My Dark Castle

lovin69 said:
Carni, the lady needs some TLC. Shall we lay her down on those cussions you brought and begin?


SecretLove69 said:
Oh sweetie - maybe we should just go get a tarp - I think things are gonna get soggy.

I think lovin is definitely ready, and the tarp might be much better than those cushions. I completed my tongue exercises and am ready to put it to good use.
 
Carnivore1 said:
I think lovin is definitely ready, and the tarp might be much better than those cushions. I completed my tongue exercises and am ready to put it to good use.
So now that your tongue in limbered up - perhaps it's time to exercise other parts too.
 
SecretLove69 said:
So now that your tongue in limbered up - perhaps it's time to exercise other parts too.
I have two parts of me that are ready. My tongue is one of them.
 
SecretLove69 said:
So now that your tongue in limbered up - perhaps it's time to exercise other parts too.

Let me see. I remember an exercise i used to do in the Marines. It was called "Bend and Thrust". I'm sure that would give those "other parts" a workout. :D
 
Carnivore1 said:
Let me see. I remember an exercise i used to do in the Marines. It was called "Bend and Thrust". I'm sure that would give those "other parts" a workout. :D
Hmm - well, I learned a few things from the Marines too - but I'm not gonna do an upper cut to your jaw, bring my fist down over the bridge of your nose and then knee you in the nuts............maybe those "squat thrusts" will be a better idea. ;)
 
SecretLove69 said:
Hmm - well, I learned a few things from the Marines too - but I'm not gonna do an upper cut to your jaw, bring my fist down over the bridge of your nose and then knee you in the nuts............maybe those "squat thrusts" will be a better idea. ;)
Well, I was only a dogface GI. But I did learn some pretty good close contact maneuvers while overseas. ;)
 
lovin69 said:
Well, I was only a dogface GI. But I did learn some pretty good close contact maneuvers while overseas. ;)
GI - I'll believe...the dog faced part NEVER ;)

I blame Carni and his blood lust for the way this conversation has turned....sheesh - we go from licking and sucking and lots of cuddling to take-down tactics.........HEY guys, I'm already down here on the cushions - you don't have to tackle me. :kiss:
 
SecretLove69 said:
Hmm - well, I learned a few things from the Marines too - but I'm not gonna do an upper cut to your jaw, bring my fist down over the bridge of your nose and then knee you in the nuts............maybe those "squat thrusts" will be a better idea. ;)


Oh yes, "squat thrusts" will do quite nicely. Let me assume a reclining position and you may begin whenever you are ready. :devil:
 
SecretLove69 said:
GI - I'll believe...the dog faced part NEVER ;)

I blame Carni and his blood lust for the way this conversation has turned....sheesh - we go from licking and sucking and lots of cuddling to take-down tactics.........HEY guys, I'm already down here on the cushions - you don't have to tackle me. :kiss:
Oh darlin'. I'd never tackle (unless you wanted me to), I'd just lay you down and start working my way up your legs till I reached your sweet spot. :heart:

Hmmm. Evidently, thats not what you're looking for. Tsk. Tsk. :confused:
 
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Carnivore1 said:
Oh yes, "squat thrusts" will do quite nicely. Let me assume a reclining position and you may begin whenever you are ready. :devil:
So lemme see here - you recline, I squat and you thrust and Lovin can join in from whatever vantage point that pleases him. Oh I do so love calisthenics.

All together now:
I dunno but I've been told
Fuckin' is good - it never gets old
Sound off
One Two
Sound off
Three Four
Bring it on down
One Two Three Four
Now THRUST
 
SecretLove69 said:
GI - I'll believe...the dog faced part NEVER ;)

I blame Carni and his blood lust for the way this conversation has turned....sheesh - we go from licking and sucking and lots of cuddling to take-down tactics.........HEY guys, I'm already down here on the cushions - you don't have to tackle me. :kiss:

Might i remind you who stirred up my blood lust?

SecretLove69 said:
Lots of blankets and piles of luxurious furs (faux for the PETA peeps), a roaring fire, plenty of popcorn and warm beverages.................now, another warm body is all I need - YOU *wiggle fanny* - Meat Eater - come here babe... :devil:
 
SecretLove69 said:
So lemme see here - you recline, I squat and you thrust and Lovin can join in from whatever vantage point that pleases him. Oh I do so love calisthenics.

All together now:
I dunno but I've been told
Fuckin' is good - it never gets old
Sound off
One Two
Sound off
Three Four
Bring it on down
One Two Three Four
Now THRUST

You've got it right. I don't mind sharing at all, so my suggestion would be for Lovin to assume a reclining position as well.

If you don't mind though, i'll call cadence. :D
 
Carnivore1 said:
You've got it right. I don't mind sharing at all, so my suggestion would be for Lovin to assume a reclining position as well.

If you don't mind though, i'll call cadence. :D
Well, yeah - if you're gonna hold my own words against me - I guess I did kinda start this fire. ;)

Sure - you place the players wherever you want babe and I'll just fall in line wherever you want.
Ok ok - you can call cadence too - bossy bossy bossy. LOL (I like a man who takes charge) :kiss:
 
SecretLove69 said:
Well, yeah - if you're gonna hold my own words against me - I guess I did kinda start this fire. ;)

Yes you did and i'm sure it was purely intentional. Now you'll just have to "suffer" the consequences of your actions. (If you can call that suffering.) :D

SecretLove69 said:
Ok ok - you can call cadence too - bossy bossy bossy. LOL (I like a man who takes charge) :kiss:

This is a position with which i feel quite comfortable.

UP!

Down!

UP!

Down!

Hold that position! ;)
 
Carnivore1 said:
Yes you did and i'm sure it was purely intentional. Now you'll just have to "suffer" the consequences of your actions. (If you can call that suffering.) :D

This is a position with which i feel quite comfortable.

UP!

Down!

UP!

Down!

Hold that position! ;)
Intent? Well my intent was to merely get some heat going in this drafty castle - if your loins got in the way I can't really be responsible for that - can I?
*wondering if he buys my puppy dog look and fluttering eyelashes*

But, I guess I can bear whatever punishment you see fit.
*drops and gives Drill Sergeant Carni 20 deep thrusts* ;) (dang this floor is cold - my nips are catching a chill)
 
SecretLove69 said:
*wondering if he buys my puppy dog look and fluttering eyelashes*

Nope, not buying it at all. :)


But, I guess I can bear whatever punishment you see fit.
*drops and gives Drill Sergeant Carni 20 deep thrusts* ;) (dang this floor is cold - my nips are catching a chill)


I think i have a solution for those nips, but it won't relieve the stiffness, just the chill. :kiss:
 
Carnivore1 said:
I think i have a solution for those nips, but it won't relieve the stiffness, just the chill. :kiss:
Well, you can't fault a girl for trying. ;)

I do believe that warm and stiff is far better than cold and stiff - wouldn't you? (ummm are we still talking about nips?)
 
SecretLove69 said:
Well, you can't fault a girl for trying. ;)

I do believe that warm and stiff is far better than cold and stiff - wouldn't you? (ummm are we still talking about nips?)

Oh, i certainly won't fault you for trying. Those batting eyelashes almost had me, but i thought i also caught a glance of "come hither". :D


We were, but i think that it could apply to more than just nips. :rolleyes: ;)



Can someone put out the fire please? (The one in the fireplace.) The other one is already being tended to. :D
 
Carnivore1 said:
Oh, i certainly won't fault you for trying. Those batting eyelashes almost had me, but i thought i also caught a glance of "come hither". :D


We were, but i think that it could apply to more than just nips. :rolleyes: ;)



Can someone put out the fire please? (The one in the fireplace.) The other one is already being tended to. :D
I do soooo need to work on not blurring the lines between my innocent look and my "come and get it" look.

You need a fire put out? I happen to be quite knowledeable in fire suppression - and very good at handling a fully charged hose. But are you sure you want the fireplace shut down? - we've still got weanies and marshmallows to roast and what with nightfall coming - it's liable to get a bit cold in here again.
 
SecretLove69 said:
You need a fire put out? I happen to be quite knowledeable in fire suppression - and very good at handling a fully charged hose. But are you sure you want the fireplace shut down? - we've still got weanies and marshmallows to roast and what with nightfall coming - it's liable to get a bit cold in here again.

I have no doubt of your skills and abilities, but I was under the impression that you were already in the process of trying to put (my) a fire out. ;)

I'm certain that the heat emanating off of me right now would be more than enough to roast any weenie or marshmallow, but i guess we can let the fire burn. There might be others in here who are not quite as warm as me right now. :rolleyes:
 
Carnivore1 said:
I have no doubt of your skills and abilities, but I was under the impression that you were already in the process of trying to put (my) a fire out. ;)

I'm certain that the heat emanating off of me right now would be more than enough to roast any weenie or marshmallow, but i guess we can let the fire burn. There might be others in here who are not quite as warm as me right now. :rolleyes:
Oh I would never try to put your fire out.....hmmm is that even possible? As a matter of fact - I'd like to keep blowing on the embers and get that pile of wood burning even hotter.
 
Morrigu said:
*Peeks in* Oh my........... :eek:
Yeah ummm well - about these wet cushions......Morri, do you know where the nearest laundromat is? Seems as though I have a tiger by the tail (no wait, that's not his tail) - ANYWAY - between the melting marshmallows and everything else - it's getting kinda sticky in here. :D
 
SecretLove69 said:
Yeah ummm well - about these wet cushions......Morri, do you know where the nearest laundromat is? Seems as though I have a tiger by the tail (no wait, that's not his tail) - ANYWAY - between the melting marshmallows and everything else - it's getting kinda sticky in here. :D

Hehehe.................might have a steam cleaner around here, or will that cause shrinkage do you think? :D
 
Morrigu said:
*Peeks in* Oh my........... :eek:

Oh, don't mind us. We're just keeping the place warm. ;)

I loved the decorating ideas you had. Can you work around us?
 
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