My idea, possible or not?

[smock10]

Okay, I have this future goal, it involves the adult entertainment industry, so it might be a bit iffy for the more conservative types. I'd just like your opinions, suggestions and comments on the subject.

Considering there has not been an indoor "Adult Theme Park" or "XXX Theme Park" before, at least, not in the United States; I am planning on creating one. I currently haven't decided on the rides yet, but the main purpose of the theme park is quite simply sex. Literal, open sex. To make sexual fantasy come to life in an indoor theme park where partygoers can share their bodies with others. Now, the theme park will be named "Aphrodite," and will be located in Las Vegas, Nevada -- which has illegal prostitution, but does NOT ban laws against conscensual "party sex" or orgies (a disclaimer will be provided for each partygoer to sign on), so I'm thinking its creation won't break any laws.

Due to the theme, before people even enter the park, they'd be required to undergo tests for HIV, siphillis, and related diseases; which will be provided by the park after a partygoer buys a ticket (online or face-to-face), so it'd be best to buy in advance. And, to keep the park's theme, partygoers will have to remove all articles of clothing before they enter the park via dressing rooms, however, if $10-$40 were added to the initial price, the female partygoer can wear a bikini, while the male partygoer can wear shorts--this is a small penalty for breaking the theme.

Finally, my main audience for the theme park is young adults/college students, so it'd be a mixture between a nightclub/themepark.

Feel free to provide me with either a /serious/ question, comment and/or suggestion.

 

[Riles]

After I stopped laughing, I re-read your post.

Not a great start when the basic infrastructure seems so lacking. And by this I mean simply having a viable idea in the first place.

 

[teknight]

*subscribes and grabs popcorn*

So, where are you gonna get your funding from? How much are tickets gonna be? How can college students afford them? Aren't a certain percentage of teens carrying STDs anyway? What do you do about them?
Who pays for the rape lawsuits? Who's liable?
No booze?

Don't they already have those? Aren't called....Swingers' Clubs?

I'm gonna say that was /serious/.

 

[smock10]

So, where are you gonna get your funding from?

I was hoping to get funding from the adult entertainment industry. I don't know if this'll work or not, but they'd be able to get 30-40% of the income at year's end, that is once payroll, maintenence, etc is finished.

How much are tickets gonna be?

I'm thinking somewhere between $60-$80 for a single day pass, but haven't come up with a weekly, monthly or yearly yet. This idea is still in "beta" stage.

How can college students afford them?

It'd be a "once a year" thing, so it /shouldn't/ drain their funds.

Aren't a certain percentage of teens carrying STDs anyway?

What do you do about them?

I'm assuming so, but as spoken before, those who have a form of STDs aren't allowed into the park. If you've paid AND have been discovered to have STDs, you'd get a complete refund.

Who pays for the rape lawsuits? Who's liable?

Rape, abuse and other forms of violence will result in expulsion from the park for a month up to a year.

The partygoer will sign a contract which allows them to sue the aggressor and NOT the park for any illegal or ill-wanted actions (pregnancies, rape, etc). I haven't completely compiled a list on guest responsibility, but I'm working on it.

No booze?

There will be, guests 21+ will be allowed to purchase alcoholic beverages.

Don't they already have those? Aren't called....Swingers' Clubs?

You're right, but Swinger's Clubs are usually invitation only, have specific criteria and aren't usually open to the general public. The theme park will aim itself for the young adult populace throughout the U.S. and Las Vegas.

 

[teknight]

Why not old people? They have sex too!!

 

[smock10]

Why not old people? They have sex too!!

Dear god man, you're making me think of an age limit now.

 

[IhateClowns]

As long as you have an unlimited supply of lint rollers and febreeze I am in

 

[teknight]

As long as you have an unlimited supply of lint rollers and febreeze I am in

What about Scotchgard?

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

ahh then you need a nurse too ~ you can hire me- donning my gloves !!!

 

[teknight]

ahh then you need a nurse too ~ you can hire me- donning my gloves !!!

OK. If GGGB is the nurse (and only if), I'll sign up. Put me on the newsletter list.

 

[smock10]

ahh then you need a nurse too ~ you can hire me- donning my gloves !!!

Ah, there is no current nurse theme.

So far we've got nightclub, space, beach/pirate and water themed. I did add some more themes, but I forgot.

 

[Riles]

I'm puzzled.

What is the NEED? Besides promiscuous sex, which really any of us can do at any time, and ideally not have it charged to our credit cards.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Ah, there is no current nurse theme.

So far we've got nightclub, space, beach/pirate and water themed. I did add some more themes, but I forgot.

I think you should seriously reconsider having a nurse or nurse theme coz you know nurses are sexy and can be such an ASSet good for revenues and good for clients who get heart attacks from too much sexual stimulation -among others

 

[smock10]

I'm puzzled.

What is the NEED? Besides promiscuous sex, which really any of us can do at any time, and ideally not have it charged to our credit cards.

Is there any need for this? No. Want? Yes.

Imagine if my idea came into fruitation. Open sex with fraternity and sorority male and females, not to mention hired females that help "entertain" the partygoers. All in all, sex would be widespread and more "adventerous," so to say.

 

[smock10]

I think you should seriously reconsider having a nurse or nurse theme coz you know nurses are sexy and can be such an ASSet good for revenues and good for clients who get heart attacks from too much sexual stimulation -among others

Why would I need a nurse theme? The others themes had purpose.

Nightclub theme: The dance portion of the themepark. Partygoers come here to dance (nude) with an upstairs portion made specifically for sexual encounters.

 

[janeyl]

I was hoping to get funding from the adult entertainment industry.

I'm assuming so, but as spoken before, those who have a form of STDs aren't allowed into the park. If you've paid AND have been discovered to have STDs, you'd get a complete refund.


Rape, abuse and other forms of violence will result in expulsion from the park for a month up to a year.

As recent events in the adult entertainment industry will attest-your most recent HIV test is 3 months out of date immediately and condoms give very little protection against the transmitting of herpes both simplex and genital

So the most serious penalty for rape would be expulsion from your theme park? Way to go...

What really concerns me is how you appear to seriously imagine this is a good idea...

As far as I can see-Spring break seems to satisfy the majority of your criteria anyway...and Hedonism resorts for the grown ups

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

He has a similar thread in GB n btw I was bullshitting

 

[Riles]

Is there any need for this? No. Want? Yes.

Imagine if my idea came into fruitation. Open sex with fraternity and sorority male and females, not to mention hired females that help "entertain" the partygoers. All in all, sex would be widespread and more "adventerous," so to say.

But all things people CAN get on a more local scale....and without hassels from undesireable patrons.

I live as close to being an exhibitionist as I'm comfortable with, and I can block out thinking of the slimy creatures oggling pictures in an online porn setting. Being fully or partially nude...or engaging in public recreational sex with strangers whilst slimy gets off on it? Nooo thanks.

Your projections for attendance are slightly skewed I think.

 

[smock10]

As recent events in the adult entertainment industry will attest-your most recent HIV test is 3 months out of date immediately and condoms give very little protection against the transmitting of herpes both simplex and genital

I don't see how it'd be out of date. But condoms, tests, etc will be provided by the park.

So the most serious penalty for rape would be expulsion from your theme park? Way to go...

Buh, thanks for noticing. The police will be notified.

What really concerns me is how you appear to seriously imagine this is a good idea...

It's the first XXX amusement park in its existance. Of course it would be a good idea, especially since the Grand Opening will involve pornographic starlets/stars, to organizations such as Girls Gone Wild.

 

[janeyl]

Is there any need for this? No. Want? Yes.

Imagine if my idea came into fruitation. Open sex with fraternity and sorority male and females, not to mention hired females that help "entertain" the partygoers. All in all, sex would be widespread and more "adventerous," so to say.

Right so it's just for a certain class of people and you'd only hire female "entertainers"?

How would it be more adventurous apart from being public?

I can't wait to see what responses this gets on the GB...

 

[smock10]

Your projections for attendance are slightly skewed I think.

Certain critera can be met (ie. no overly weight men with beards). Remember, this idea is still in beta stage, so not everything is set in place.

 

[koalabear]

See what happens when the basement door is left unlocked............

 

[smock10]

Right so it's just for a certain class of people and you'd only hire female "entertainers"?

No, it'd be aimed toward college students. But anyone can join, well, almost anyone. I'll be sure to create a criteria to remove undesireables from the park.

 

[kendra1980]

I think you should seriously reconsider having a nurse or nurse theme coz you know nurses are sexy and can be such an ASSet good for revenues and good for clients who get heart attacks from too much sexual stimulation -among others

ok...this made me laugh. You are a stinker

 

[Riles]

Certain critera can be met (ie. no overly weight men with beards). Remember, this idea is still in beta stage, so not everything is set in place.

There's a little issue called discrimination you need to tap dance around then.

Plus...didn't you just take issue with the Swingers Clubs being by invite only?