My pussy is so deep. . .

[mynameisben]

Her pussy is so deep she masturbates with a submarine and won't stop until all the seamen have run out.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Her pussy is so deep she masturbates with a submarine and won't stop until all the seamen have run out.

The Nautilus was ribbed for her pleasure!

 

[OX2]

Her pussy is so deep they are storing the space shuttle in it

 

[mynameisben]

Her pussy is so deep, her time of the month inspired the movie, Red Storm Rising.

 

[OX2]

Her pussy is so deep that when she spreads her legs at night Bats swarm out.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Her pussy is so deep, when she goes in for a gyno exam, the doctor uses the Hubble telescope instead of a speculum.

 

[mynameisben]

Her pussy is so deep Soviet scientists used it to test Tsar Bomba, but she thought it was a refreshing douche.

 

[kulpable]

These are cracking me up.

 

[BiTodd]

Her pussy is so big that I need head in with a parrot on my shoulder.

 

[BiTodd]

These are cracking me up.

Hi, cutie long time no see how are you hon?

 

[kulpable]

Hi, cutie long time no see how are you hon?

I'm good......but you just reminded me that I need to find your thread.

 

[Que]

...that it reads Goethe.

 

[NippleMuncher]

She rents it out for rides in the park.

http://md.tgpsitecentral.com/pod/2011-12-03.jpg

 

[armhammer]

funny

She uses it to net mullet!

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Pussy soooo big....

.......it uses the Large Hadron Collider as a diaphragm?

 

[Rolando2]

Playboy is not considering the effects of volumetric compression of air space in the "unused" last inch or two of the vagina. The vibrations from the mounting shockwave during the in-stroke and the explosive compressive recoil of the out-stroke imparts pleasures for both parties involved, and ensures that every inch of a woman is indeed well attended to. 100,000 miles of unused pussy is pure phallusy.

OUTSTANDING!!https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-JjfLzqUGbe8/TWvQdnQQ1hI/AAAAAAAABes/d-pFRcULgPI/s200/4.1.gif

 

[TheEndBegins]

It doubles as a parking garage.

 

[Baudie]

Her pussy is so deep that in comparison her thoughts are shallow.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Look what just got delivered!

 

[Sangsuesub]

...only whole rolls of Bounty will do for tampons

 

[mynameisben]

Her pussy is so deep, she rents it out as a sound stage to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

 

[seekingmalefwb]

HPISD that it doubles as a moving van when she moves house.

 

[Leon_k]

If your pussy is so deep. . .
then I'll have to wave a white flag on my shaft to accept surrender.

 

[NippleMuncher]

HPISD that she uses it as a beer fridge
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-beer-shoplifter.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-beer-shoplifter.gif

 

[PaulBlart]

Her pussy's so deep it has an echo.