My pussy is so deep. . .

Her pussy so big we did the ...............................
The Hokey Pokey

(spoken) Everybody form a circle...

Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around.

Now put your right foot in,
Your right foot out,
Right foot in
Then you shake it all about.
And then you do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your head in,
You put your head out,
Put your head in,
And bang it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
That's what it's all about.

Put your right hand in,
Your right hand out,
Your right hand in,
And shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.

Now put your tongue in,
And your tongue out,
Tongue in,
And Blblblblbl!
You do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your bottom in,
Put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Do the Hokey Pokey,
Turn yourself about.

Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
That's what it's all about.
 
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Mu pussy is so deep, it swallowed this thread. It re-emerged almost three years later.
 
My dick is so big.
That's a complement thread to ones self if you are male, right.

My pussy is so deep " I could swollow the Titanic" that doesn't seem to complementery.

Your pussy is so deep I fell in and found the all the shit that disappeared in the Bermuta triangle, that not sexy.

My dick is so big it knocked the skylab out of orbit when I got my morning hard on. Well it happened sorry
 
My pussy is so deep that Paul Bunyan, Atlas, King Kong, Godzilla and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters all successively shot their loads for half an hour each into it at a swingers' party and couldn't see a drop of their cum in me. Then they all fucked me some more and STILL no luck.
 

I have what I lovingly refer to as "crap" sites that I visit whilst I drink my morning coffee and waking up. These sites have everything from cute kittens and animal pics and vids to porn clips. You never know what you're going to find and I like to save some of the items to share with those who appreciate them. These "size" threads are some of my favorites, so they always get a bump when something good comes along.
 
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