My pussy is so deep. . .

[Halo_n_horns]

From my wife ...

Her pussy is so deep that light cannot escape it.

 

[pleasteasme]

The tourists mistook it for the grand canyon!

 

[bobsgirl]

Much like the Great Wall of China, it can be seen from the shuttle when in orbit.

 

[pleasteasme]

Gives a whole new concept to the word crevice.

 

[xxyoyoxx]

Once my wife wore sum tight yellow pants to the airport, bent over and split the seam and two chinamen got in thinking it was a yellow taxi

 

[midwestyankee]

The tourists mistook it for the grand canyon!

So that's why I thought we had met before.

 

[Ezzy]

My pussy is so deep. . .

They found the Titanic in the shallow end!

 

[EJFan]

They found the Titanic in the shallow end!

and celine dion was standing on the bow singing... "near... far... wherever you are..." with a resounding echo.

 

[TBKahuna123]

DaVinci dropped a pair of Ben Wa balls in it to try and prove his theory of gravity.

We're still waiting for them to hit the bottom.

 

[pleasteasme]

So that's why I thought we had met before.

*slaps forehead* D'OH!!!

Yank...was that you?


so deep that you could use it to model seafloor spreading to your Earth Science class...

 

[midwestyankee]

*slaps forehead* D'OH!!!

Yank...was that you?


so deep that you could use it to model seafloor spreading to your Earth Science class...

Would you autograph my Grand Canyon post card, then?

 

[pleasteasme]

Would you autograph my Grand Canyon post card, then?

What type of pen would I be using?

 

[midwestyankee]

What type of pen would I be using?

Would my Waterman be acceptable?

 

[pleasteasme]

Would my Waterman be acceptable?

As long as it has plenty of ink...it should work out marvelously!

 

[midwestyankee]

As long as it has plenty of ink...it should work out marvelously!

Yes...it is fully loaded with ink.

 

[garbage can]

From my wife ...

Her pussy is so deep that light cannot escape it.

I believe yer talking about a "black hole"

Where's your event horizon?

 

[pleasteasme]

Yes...it is fully loaded with ink.

YKYSFW fully loaded makes you think of anything but ink!

*I know, wrong thread but I couldn't help myself!*


...so deep that you could drive from sun up to sun down and still not get to the other side. (don't they say that about Texas too?)

 

[garbage can]

Yes...it is fully loaded with ink.

Does it have a rhodium tip?

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSFW fully loaded makes you think of anything but ink!

*I know, wrong thread but I couldn't help myself!*


...so deep that you could drive from sun up to sun down and still not get to the other side. (don't they say that about Texas too?)

Where's that long-legged Mercedes diesel when you need one?

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I believe yer talking about a "black hole"

Where's your event horizon?

I'll be exploring that in just a bit.

 

[hogjack]

The depths of a pussy cannot be measured by cock alone.

Two cocks, now that would be an affirmation.

 

[pleasteasme]

Where's that long-legged Mercedes diesel when you need one?

...so deep that perhaps it is lost inside?

 

[xstella]

Gives a whole new concept to the word crevice.

LOL like that one ... just jumped in, first post, and liked the thread title, pleased to meet you!



sooo, my pussy's so deep you gotta put your scuba gear on for a suck

 

[Ravin the Poet]

so deep it has its own ZIP code...



so deep, it pulls in any matter like a black hole.



Ravin

 

[Quoll]

... it knows the question to the ultimate answer.