hilltopper69
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hi
Thank you for setting me straight.
Thank you for setting me straight.
My pussy is so deep. . .
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Lorelei_11
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hilltopper69 said:
Thanks. :0
It can be funny, lit is a lot of things.
DarkeyedHandsome
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Now You Know
1) They Didn't find WMDs coz they never knew where to look for them...
2) We Saved on House rent, didn't need the Basement.
3) Actually Started a small business, use it as a car parking...
1) They Didn't find WMDs coz they never knew where to look for them...
2) We Saved on House rent, didn't need the Basement.
3) Actually Started a small business, use it as a car parking...
HandFan
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My pussy is so deep...
... that I couldn't find my car but then I remembered where I parked it.
...that I have to use a firehose to give myself a douche.
...it has a sign at the entrance that says, "It devors from below."
...that I occasionally shoplift watermelons just for kicks.
...that it's the location of Fraggle Rock.
...it's where the faked the MoonLandings.
...that both Magellen and Columbus got lost in it for 3 weeks.
...that if you drop a penny in it, you won't here it hit bottom for 20 years.
... that I couldn't find my car but then I remembered where I parked it.
...that I have to use a firehose to give myself a douche.
...it has a sign at the entrance that says, "It devors from below."
...that I occasionally shoplift watermelons just for kicks.
...that it's the location of Fraggle Rock.
...it's where the faked the MoonLandings.
...that both Magellen and Columbus got lost in it for 3 weeks.
...that if you drop a penny in it, you won't here it hit bottom for 20 years.
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EJFan
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20 years ago, when i was 17, i was on a family trip to ireland. while there i went skinny dipping late one night with the most attractive young irish boy i've ever seen... i can still see him in his woolen fisherman's sweater and how sensuous he looked as he peeled it off before me. his reddish hair glowed in the moonlight... our bodies melted together as we entered the dark water and it was purely delightful.
anyway, last november i had a hysterectomy and the doctor happened across the loch ness monster. whodda thunk it.
anyway, last november i had a hysterectomy and the doctor happened across the loch ness monster. whodda thunk it.
BelleDragoness
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My pussy is so deep:
that I accidentally fell out of an airplane and parachuted safely to ground.
that I use a sheep for a tampon and a whole flock on those heavier days.
that I dont pop ping pong balls, I pop bowling balls.
that its sometimes hard to break the suction when I try to get up off the ground.
that I accidentally fell out of an airplane and parachuted safely to ground.
that I use a sheep for a tampon and a whole flock on those heavier days.
that I dont pop ping pong balls, I pop bowling balls.
that its sometimes hard to break the suction when I try to get up off the ground.
silverwhisper
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belle: that was impressive!
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de-valmont
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DLL said:Your pussy is so deep,
her gynecologist examines her with a telescope!!!
LOL
Her pussy was that deep, but to make matters worse I once had the job of retrieving a lost albatross from in there
silverwhisper
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her pussy is so deep...
...it's been mistaken for the marianas trench.
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...it's been mistaken for the marianas trench.
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webbo1
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They held the original WOODSTOCK and MONTREA rock festivals in there at the same time
NASA have legally declared it a black hole
The lips were used as the Iron Curtains
I have to have sex in the water (How else would you keep a 80 pound clit wet)
My neighbourhood use it as a fall out shelter
NASA have legally declared it a black hole
The lips were used as the Iron Curtains
I have to have sex in the water (How else would you keep a 80 pound clit wet)
My neighbourhood use it as a fall out shelter
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