My Sexy Mother

while you may think you want to venture down this road...find a girl who is not, i repeat not, your mother......you will be much happier that way....



or else just tell her and fuck her 44 brains out....i'm sure some on this site will tell you that it is ok to fuck your mom....
 
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i have,but some times ur mind is stolen by such a nasty thing,plus she is so sexy,and sex is her first hopy
 
Start talking about sex with her. Flirt with her often. Make suggestive remarks. Do it lots, and each time she gets comfortable talking with you about it then get more explicit.

After a few weeks you could be talking to her about her dates, how hung her bf was, what did he do to make her cum, what's her favoite porn.

Give her hugs when she comes and goes and when you come and go. Get her comfortable being in your arms.

Suggest that you watch the pron movies together. Next time sit close. Time after, cuddle.

Don't rush. Don't push. Slowly build up, but don't go for any groping or make her feel that she might be attacked by you.

Then watch for a time when she's really hot and start rubbing your hard-on. Start mutual mastrubation.

Go from there...
 
Furst learn to spell.Then send her to my house so I can break her in and test it out and see if it is worth the trouble.Then when I am done she will come home all satisfied and won't be horny for some time.
 
77Cobra said:
Furst learn to spell.Then send her to my house so I can break her in and test it out and see if it is worth the trouble.Then when I am done she will come home all satisfied and won't be horny for some time.
believe me shes the one who will break u,tell me how to get her then i can send her to you and we will see . . .
 
Jezebelle1458 said:
if ur gon 2 mespil litel wurds mak sur u mespil the big 1s 2

LMAO!

;)

Look, hotesh...if you are really interested in incest, there is a very long-running thread on the subject...I think it is in the Playground? You might find help there.

S.
 
Like I have said before...just tell her you are interested in spending some extra time back in the womb.
 
Weigh the pros and cons.

If you do have sex with your mother, it is probably something you will have to take with you to your grave (and hope she does too), as most women are probably creeped out by incest commited by their boyfriends.

Do you think you could lie to your future girlfriends?
 
Jezebelle1458 said:
if ur gon 2 mespil litel wurds mak sur u mespil the big 1s 2

LMAO! Jezebelle you're brutal... :D Hotter than hell...:eek: But, still brutal...;)
 
Furst git huked on foniks and the imprez her wit thee wiket way yoo have wit werdz!

Other then that, try Khan-E's thread Incest Is Best in the playground. There you'll be able to find people who will share your passion for sex with relatives and may be better able to help you.

:rolleyes: ...now somebody please go resurrect the tree sex thread! :p
 
first of all...

i don't necessarily recommend goin for it, as it can kill your relationship if it doesn't happen. the fantasy is usually better than the reality. but if you are set on this:

remember she is a woman first

compliment her often
be friendly to her.
take her to lunch or dinner and make her feel special

find a way to touch her regularly. not overtly sexual, but if you are walking past her in the hall, put your hand on her waist. if she is cooking, put your hand on her shoulder, and say what she is cooking smells good.

this will get her used to you touching her...which you want.

joke with her. make her laugh. get her comfortable talking to you.

once you are doing all these things, offer occassional foot or shoulder massages at appropriate times.

if she likes talking about sex, get her comfortable enough to talk to you about it. ask her about the things she likes, and "confess" that you really like those things too. then share your intimate details.

it's just like seducing ny woman you are interested in

hope that helps

pj
 
sorry but i have to say this


HOOKED ON PHONICS

when i see a post that has spelling that bad and fucked up i think of one thing....SPAM that i get in email


give yourself some credibility and learne how to spell and at least come close to putting a sentence together correctly







yes i know im not perfect and no one is... and i also realize that punctuation is important
 
hotesh said:
hi,i have a very 44yrs sexy mom who really turns me on,all of her wears are short skirts and dresses,most of her shirts are so tide to show her large nice breasts,she always proud of her body(her long oily bronse leges her incridable ass every thing) i swear her body is just like pron stars.whats make me turn on alawys in addition to her so sexy appearance that i kow that she is horny and loves sex too much,i always listen to her when talks with her friends about sex and how she teases guys and the pleasure she got when she is sure that they will masterbate imaging her(i saw this many times, the poses she gives and the way she jokes is like saying fuck me im horny) plus she has a great collection of pron movies and magazines that she knows that im watching it,even some times she talks about her desire to men , i know alot of her sexual adventures which are nearly monthly with knew guys,because i always listen when she talks with her friends and here stories are sooo hot, know i always spy on her taking a good looks at here body,every night i take one of her panties and musturbate by it emagening her,the way she look at guys.what i need is your help please,HOW CAN I GET HER?GIVE
ME A PLAN,HOW TO START? im 21yrs and she is devorsed from my father 9yrs ago,pleease help:confused:
Fuckin' trolls...

You used an alt to ask about blackmailing your cousin into sex, didn't you? :mad:
 
redfunguy said:
sorry but i have to say this


HOOKED ON PHONICS

when i see a post that has spelling that bad and fucked up i think of one thing....SPAM that i get in email


give yourself some credibility and learne how to spell and at least come close to putting a sentence together correctly







yes i know im not perfect and no one is... and i also realize that punctuation is important


hookt ahn fahnics werkt fer mi!!!!!!
 
as i predicted some sick fucks actually suggest you do it...

what a bunch o maroons!!!
 
hey,dont you know that they made maxi skirts for that reason? it's a place to hide your trolls.
 
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