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I am excellent chef. Also very good at the sex.@StillRain for cooking a 5 star meal tonight. Thank you baby!
The only two things that are actually important. Well done.I am excellent chef. Also very good at the sex.
The only two things that are actually important. Well done.
I am really good at boozing, cooking and listening to loud music but they have to all be done together. Fuck it otherwise.Thank you.
I also do anal.
Gosh I’m talented. When really I sit and think about my three skills, it’s really super impressive.
Also important life skills.I am really good at boozing, cooking and listening to loud music but they have to all be done together. Fuck it otherwise.
I do end up with lots of cuts and burns and neighbor complaints but fuck it life's a risk.A
Also important life skills.
I am excellent chef. Also very good at the sex.
Also very good at the sex?I am really good at boozing, cooking and listening to loud music but they have to all be done together. Fuck it otherwise.
You asking? I try my best at times.Also very good at the sex?![]()
More like reminding you not to sell yourself shortYou asking? I try my best at times.
Tequila helps everyone.More like reminding you not to sell yourself short![]()
All day, everydayDogs. People who don’t suck. Good advice and a bad temper.
I said what I said. What? Is there more than one type?Also very good at the sex?![]()
Is sitting really the best idea?I also do anal.
Gosh I’m talented. When really I sit and think...