Name Something You Appreciate Today P2

I appreciated the planet a lot more before that orange asshole became president. A Pox to all of his supporters and if they do not understand, then they deserve that moron Kennedy as well.
 
…..not having to be lain up in bed anymore.

Still a gimp….but not a bed bound one.

Truly amazes me how the half people that call themselves Litsters can lie to themselves daily about how they aren’t mental cases.
The joy of meeting with friends….a hug, a kiss….things of reality.
What a waste of air the half people are. Stop breathing and stealing it from those that need it. Safe to say you won’t be missed. Except by your internet provider when you miss a payment.

Describing your crush….for months….without ever having met…and never will…since…as mentioned before, you are a sad excuse for a person. A mental case.

To be able to be social…and not do it….is pathetic.

When you’re only friend…is the Internet.

😉🇨🇦
 
Having an amazing wife, that cares so much, she is willing to not say a word to me in her blind rage.

Now….the issue isn’t what I’ve done….it is what I didn’t do.

And like all women, that thing is to not listen to them.
Her advice…or more aptly put…her direction.

Don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone, she said.
Smart decisions when you’re out with the boys, she said.

Apparently…that advice/direction was meant to be taken.

In my defence, it is hard to know what is meant to be taken seriously…since a woman says so many things without thought or contemplation.
Truly a slippery slope.

However….
In honour of my love and dedication to this woman….I shall willingly listen to her words.

And after I’ve asked three or four times, she can decide which group of her massively large amount of words are meant to be listened to. Since the majority of them contradict one another.


Women….wonderful beings.
Should be sold with a volume button.
Take out the unnecessary parts…improving efficiency.

Ps….my dear….you are loved…you are special…and you are quite incredible to have 30 plus years in my life. I will not change….and neither should you. 😘
 
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