Natashaluvboris and shoes

I thought only serial killers like to play with hair. I remember this one time the guy was walking me home and the entire time he kept trying to pass his fingers through my hair... at first I thought maybe he was trying to get something out of it but got creeped out when I realised what he was doing.

Hmmm, I will have to see if there's a link between the two. :)

I need to stop looking at shoes because it's getting me all hot and bothered. I mean just look at these.

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http://www.cheapredpumpsonlinesale.net/images/CLB110.jpg

Shoes do that to me too...I've been fanning myself all morning.

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I wish I had somewhere to wear these beauties!
 
Shoes do that to me too...I've been fanning myself all morning.

http://s.paccony.com/images/up/0/3/3099.jpg

I wish I had somewhere to wear these beauties!


Beautiful shoes, but not my style... and I wouldn't recommend them for any woman unless you have scrawny big bird legs. Shoes like these make your ankles look abnormally skinny and even shapely calves look thick. Also visually cuts the leg so you look shorter and stumpier.
 
I wish I had somewhere to wear these beauties![/QUOTE said:
Wear them at home, naked, in the kitchen with an apron, and a sexy bra. Wear them all day til your man comes home. Greet him at the door. Lead him to the couch. Bring him a very cold beer. Lean way over when you hand it to him. Drop something. Turn around, bend over, pick it up.
Go back to the kitchen....if he lets you.

Ok seriously do I really have to tell you where to wear these awesome fucking shoes?

These shoes are special. They don't go outside. They don't get exposed to dirt, water or get walked on surfaces other than in the house!
 
No offense subdued STFU. Those shoes are the shit and all that! Nobody is going to be looking at your ankles if you wear them. OKAY!
 
Wear them at home, naked, in the kitchen with an apron, and a sexy bra. Wear them all day til your man comes home. Greet him at the door. Lead him to the couch. Bring him a very cold beer. Lean way over when you hand it to him. Drop something. Turn around, bend over, pick it up.
Go back to the kitchen....if he lets you.

Ok seriously do I really have to tell you where to wear these awesome fucking shoes?

These shoes are special. They don't go outside. They don't get exposed to dirt, water or get walked on surfaces other than in the house!

Your ideas are quite wonderful. They don't work in my reality....You're quite right though, they do deserve proper treatment. I am a HUGE fan of red.
 
Your ideas are quite wonderful. They don't work in my reality....You're quite right though, they do deserve proper treatment. I am a HUGE fan of red.

Make them work in your reality, lol. I could never wear the black. Those pointy toes and flat bottoms hurt too too much.

I have to have the red. Where did you find them? They made me cry a little. Red, platform, open toe and the little animal print - yum! These are so mine!
 
Make them work in your reality, lol. I could never wear the black. Those pointy toes and flat bottoms hurt too too much.

I have to have the red. Where did you find them? They made me cry a little. Red, platform, open toe and the little animal print - yum! These are so mine!

It's a little complicated. Swore not to discuss it here. :)

I *googled* cute pumps and there they were.
 
I used to love peep-toe shoes.
Can't wear them anymore, as I have no toenails on my big toes.
But I still look at them longingly....
 
I used to love peep-toe shoes.
Can't wear them anymore, as I have no toenails on my big toes.
But I still look at them longingly....

I'll bite............um where did your toenails go? They sell fake ones like fingernails. You could try them?
 
I'll bite............um where did your toenails go? They sell fake ones like fingernails. You could try them?

They had to be removed after a crush injury.
Initially they fell out, but when they grew back it turned out my cuticles were damaged and they came back all mis-shapen.

I tried the fakes for a while but they never stay on for more than an hour or so.
 
They had to be removed after a crush injury.
Initially they fell out, but when they grew back it turned out my cuticles were damaged and they came back all mis-shapen.

I tried the fakes for a while but they never stay on for more than an hour or so.

Bummer, but so many worse things can happen right. So we'll find you pretty closed toe shoes!
 
Bummer, but so many worse things can happen right. So we'll find you pretty closed toe shoes!

I've found some awesome closed shoes over the years :)
My biggest problem is I can't wear pointed-toes because it hurts my big toes to be squished in any way as there's no nail to protect them!
And for a few years, that was all the makers seemed to want to produce :rolleyes:
 
They may go well with one from your orange dress collection.
Interestingly, I own not a single pair of orange shoes. Orange dresses, blouses, skirts, jackets, scarves, jewelry, purses, and underthings, but no shoes.
 
Yes!

I found the red shoes! Took me a while. That strap thing comes off! And they are $24.00. So for a pair of super sexy fuck me pumps - that ain't bad!

I'm gonna get em!
 
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