Nerd Power!

[lil_squirter]

LS, you know I always love talkin to you. And it's not like it's a spouse/SO problem, so I'll be over it in about...10-15 mins or so.

Kinda hard to have those problems with no spouse/SO, anyway...

And I LOVE geeky distractions. Especially ones with breasts.

Defines me to a T! Ok...so the second season fo Doctor Who was on Sci-Fi tonight...total geekgirlgasm for 2 1/2 hours!

 

[Palmetto13]

Defines me to a T! Ok...so the second season fo Doctor Who was on Sci-Fi tonight...total geekgirlgasm for 2 1/2 hours!

Wow...sounds like you needed a cigarette after that...

 

[microbiology311]

Wow...sounds like you needed a cigarette after that...

Just passing through to say Hi and Goodnight to everyone! Sleep well my fellow nerds!

 

[Palmetto13]

Just passing through to say Hi and Goodnight to everyone! Sleep well my fellow nerds!

Nighty night, Micro...pleasant dreams!

 

[lil_squirter]

Wow...sounds like you needed a cigarette after that...

I had goldfish crackers and green tea.

 

[Spins]

My apologies. Please don't wrath me.

No wrathing tonight. I'm not in a wrathing mood.

Sorry you are having worries. It is the worst feeling in the entire world. It really is.

 

[Palmetto13]

I had goldfish crackers and green tea.

Even better. Like the Asian bent...

I tried a new little place last night and they had the best miso soup I've had...well, in the States, anyway. Silly Americans and their silly "beef" and "cooked food" and such...

 

[Palmetto13]

No wrathing tonight. I'm not in a wrathing mood.

Sorry you are having worries. It is the worst feeling in the entire world. It really is.

Meh, thanks. I'm pretty much over it now. Just a little cockteasing, nothing that's never happened to me before. Besides, I've got LS to cheer me up.

 

[lil_squirter]

Meh, thanks. I'm pretty much over it now. Just a little cockteasing, nothing that's never happened to me before. Besides, I've got LS to cheer me up.

I juggle! And I tell jokes! They are all bad...but I tell them.

 

[Spins]

Besides, I've got LS to cheer me up.

She is pretty good at it.

 

[Palmetto13]

I juggle! And I tell jokes! They are all bad...but I tell them.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

 

[lil_squirter]

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

...ouch?

 

[Palmetto13]

...ouch?

"Dam!"

 

[lil_squirter]

"Dam!"

....ohhhhh that's bad.

 

[Palmetto13]

....ohhhhh that's bad.

Ladies love a guy who can make them laugh. As long as it's not by taking off their pants...

 

[lil_squirter]

Ladies love a guy who can make them laugh. As long as it's not by taking off their pants...

I've said it before, I will say it again. The funniest thing in the world is a naked man running.

 

[JacksonTCrumpet]

Nerds And Geeks Unite

Why does the world not understand that we are infact the ones who could save society? Why do women not realise that men who are geeks or nerds tend to be better in bed (no idea why this is, it just kinda is)? When does the world realise that nerds and geeks will create a movement that will be unstoppable, unbreakable, and in short, very fucking powerful?

LONG LIVE GEEKS AND NERDS AND GERDS!

 

[Palmetto13]

I've said it before, I will say it again. The funniest thing in the world is a naked man running.

Penises are just...weird looking. From a (mostly) objective POV, a woman's body is a work of art, but a man's body is just a hairy joke.

But hey, at least we don't have to bear children...

 

[Palmetto13]

Why do women not realise that men who are geeks or nerds tend to be better in bed (no idea why this is, it just kinda is)?

Because they won't sleep with me. Sigh...

 

[lil_squirter]

Because they won't sleep with me. Sigh...

I happen to love geeks and nerds, they tend to be the only ones who get my jokes, rants, movie likes and such. So not all women are anti-nerd, but while we're at it why do so many nice guy go for women who look good and are total bitches?

 

[Spins]

I happen to love geeks and nerds, they tend to be the only ones who get my jokes, rants, movie likes and such. So not all women are anti-nerd, but while we're at it why do so many nice guy go for women who look good and are total bitches?

Men are insane?

 

[Palmetto13]

I happen to love geeks and nerds, they tend to be the only ones who get my jokes, rants, movie likes and such. So not all women are anti-nerd, but while we're at it why do so many nice guy go for women who look good and are total bitches?

Because they won't sleep with...wait...sorry.

Personally, it's all about personality and intellect for me. I won't lie and say that looks aren't important to me, because they are to some degree, but if I could be with a girl who's a total knockout yet loses about 50 IQ points every time she opens her mouth, and I'll want to commit hara-kiri with a spork after about 15 minutes.

But that's just me...

 

[Spins]

Because they won't sleep with...wait...sorry.

Personally, it's all about personality and intellect for me. I won't lie and say that looks aren't important to me, because they are to some degree, but if I could be with a girl who's a total knockout yet loses about 50 IQ points every time she opens her mouth, and I'll want to commit hara-kiri with a spork after about 15 minutes.

But that's just me...

Don't forget the teeth.

<shifty eyes>

 

[lil_squirter]

The world has no love for the looks imparied. *sigh*

 

[Palmetto13]

Don't forget the teeth.

<shifty eyes>

I prefer light teeth. Anything more than that hurts.