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lil_squirter said:
I just want to state for the record..I didn't start this!

Permission requested to take full responsibility for these antics.

Since I missed disclosure night, I'll throw in.
I have a hard time orgasming if I don't think about an orange square.
It's true!

I was always a bit... premature, we'll say.
Even when dealing with Rosie and her five sisters.
Ran into some articles about conditioning in humans, and decided to try.
For nearly six months, when I jerked off, I would think of an orange box right before I blew.

The conditioning took.
:rolleyes: A whee bit too well.
:D It does keep me going though.
My personal record holds at one hour, fifteen minutes.

And, on a less personal, didn't-need-to-know, level.
Holyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuck
You may rest assured, fellow litsters, I'll be out in the Black.
Will you?
 
Any of your other nerds been watching the Lost Room Miniseries on Sci-Fi?
 
SexyCleric said:
Permission requested to take full responsibility for these antics.

Since I missed disclosure night, I'll throw in.
I have a hard time orgasming if I don't think about an orange square.
It's true!

I was always a bit... premature, we'll say.
Even when dealing with Rosie and her five sisters.
Ran into some articles about conditioning in humans, and decided to try.
For nearly six months, when I jerked off, I would think of an orange box right before I blew.

The conditioning took.
:rolleyes: A whee bit too well.
:D It does keep me going though.
My personal record holds at one hour, fifteen minutes.

And, on a less personal, didn't-need-to-know, level.
Holyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuck
You may rest assured, fellow litsters, I'll be out in the Black.
Will you?

You're such a weirdo :p
 
I'm disclosing that I have decided to no longer make myself available for anything that could be considered sexual.

That is all.
 
Spins said:
I'm disclosing that I have decided to no longer make myself available for anything that could be considered sexual.

That is all.

What could be considered sexual?
 
SexyCleric said:
Permission requested to take full responsibility for these antics.


And, on a less personal, didn't-need-to-know, level.
Holyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuck
You may rest assured, fellow litsters, I'll be out in the Black.
Will you?


Permission granted!

And you know I'll be there with bells on. Literially! I will dress in character and MMPRPG!
 
Peter Boyle died.

It's really sad too because he was such a talented character actor.

I personally will remember him best as The Monster in Young Frankenstien.

To this day I can not here Puttin' on the Ritz without a silly little giggle.
 
Texguy84 said:
Santa knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he even knows when you masturbate :eek:

Santa sounds kinda mean. I don't think he's masterbating enough, maybe he should spend more time on Lit.
 
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