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Aw, poor cat.lil_squirter said:
Do you plan on getting a new one?
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LovingTongue said:Aw, poor cat.
Do you plan on getting a new one?
I can't. Sadly my living arangements make that impossible. Someone is allergic I'd rahter have the cat but the cat won't pay half the mortgage.
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So, a friend was posting in her LJ about some porn movie titles that her fiance came up with while playing Warhammer 40K.
I'm not much of a 40K fan, so I didn't really try to hard to remember the names.
That said, I thought it would be fun to come up with porn names for various sci-fi universes. As it turns out, we already have some that are canon within Star Trek and Babylon 5.
For Star Trek, we already have "Vulcan Slave Girl II", and for Babylon 5, we have "Snow White and the Seven Narn" and "I Dream of Pak'Mir'A".
So, any ideas for Star Wars porn movies? Mind you, we'd probably get different genres depending on who was in power (Old Republic vs. Empire vs. New Republic).
For the Empire, after the Jedi Purge, I'm thinking you might see stuff like "Jedi Acolyte Gangbang 14" and various other demeaning stuff like that.
I'm not much of a 40K fan, so I didn't really try to hard to remember the names.
That said, I thought it would be fun to come up with porn names for various sci-fi universes. As it turns out, we already have some that are canon within Star Trek and Babylon 5.
For Star Trek, we already have "Vulcan Slave Girl II", and for Babylon 5, we have "Snow White and the Seven Narn" and "I Dream of Pak'Mir'A".
So, any ideas for Star Wars porn movies? Mind you, we'd probably get different genres depending on who was in power (Old Republic vs. Empire vs. New Republic).
For the Empire, after the Jedi Purge, I'm thinking you might see stuff like "Jedi Acolyte Gangbang 14" and various other demeaning stuff like that.
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Jedi Knight Trips
The Devil in Mara Jade
Sith girls are easy
Too Hoth to Handle
The Devil in Mara Jade
Sith girls are easy
Too Hoth to Handle
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lil_squirter said:
*Bows and groans*
Truly, your highness, you belong with us.
Command us.
Morning nerds.
If anyone has an illcure spell, or some bacta, handy, your local cleric could use some.
*Slips back into bed*
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*walks in all mopey*
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SexyCleric said:
You fail as a healer!
Sorry you're feeling yucky, but guess what?
I CLEANED MY WHOLE APARTMENT. The place is spotless (will last all of 5 minutes once I let the cats loose). And I did it all by myself and not cause I had to.
Maybe I'm maturing?
Nah....
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Vessira said:
*licks the floor* ick! Mr. Clean was here wasn't he Vessy?!!!!!
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Vessira said:
How am I a perv? We all know why Mr. Clean's head is always shiny
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Vessira said:
*Sniff*
I do NOT fail as a healer...
Just kinda... Ran out of spell slots.
There was an orphanage on fire, I mean, that took up at least eight spells! Searing Lights, to finish off the survivors, and two Create Undeads for minions. Oh, and the Flame Strike to burn down the orphanage.
Kudos on the cleaning.
Tell Mr. Clean I want my gorram money back.
I waxed my floor some weeks ago, and tossed a kitten onto the floor.
It managed to slip and slide its way to the window and escape in only three minutes.
I demand at least five minutes worth of kitten sliding for my money.
*Ponders*
Lady Rei, on the other side of that waxed floor is a whole case of cheese nips. Get a good running start.Oh, and don't be mopey.
That only makes the mazoku stronger.
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You're such a nerd!SexyCleric said:*Sniff*
I do NOT fail as a healer...
Just kinda... Ran out of spell slots.
There was an orphanage on fire, I mean, that took up at least eight spells! Searing Lights, to finish off the survivors, and two Create Undeads for minions. Oh, and the Flame Strike to burn down the orphanage.
Kudos on the cleaning.
Tell Mr. Clean I want my gorram money back.
I waxed my floor some weeks ago, and tossed a kitten onto the floor.
It managed to slip and slide its way to the window and escape in only three minutes.
I demand at least five minutes worth of kitten sliding for my money.
*Ponders*
Oh, and don't be mopey.
That only makes the mazoku stronger.
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tolyk said:You're such a nerd!
I wouldn't be the High Priest if I weren't.
*Bows*
Spins, that orphanage won't be hurting anyone ever again.
I'm still sick, because I sacrificed for the greater good!
I'm a hero, you know.
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SexyCleric said:I wouldn't be the High Priest if I weren't.
*Bows*
Spins, that orphanage won't be hurting anyone ever again.
I'm still sick, because I sacrificed for the greater good!
I'm a hero, you know.
Uh huh. You're a REAL hero.
mirrors2 said:
Yes. Clerics are useless. I would direct you some pages back for my explanation, but i'm too lazy to do so
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