Nerd Power!

[lil_squirter]

<.<
>.>


*grabs Squirtum's boobies, running away happily*

LOL Silly kitty.

 

[RavenousRae]

LOL Silly kitty.

kitty's (or rather kitty's claws) and boobs aren't always the best combination <nods knowingly>

 

[lil_squirter]

kitty's (or rather kitty's claws) and boobs aren't always the best combination <nods knowingly>

Oh yes, using the bounty of the female form as a perch, ballancing point or scratching post is never a good thing.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I return. (However briefly.)

It is at this time, that I choose to return. I haven't really been lurking but I have been busy. I'd like to say hello to everyone and tell them I miss them, All hail to our Empress and her wisdom, All snuggles and cream for our Resident Nerd Kitty and her wonderful kitty-ness. (And amazing skill at braiding hair). Equal Praise in a non religious way to our High Priestess and and our one and only Cleric. And *Hugs* and *High Fives* all around to those I have not specifically mentioned but are still in my thoughts. (Tolly, Vessi, Palmetto, Rae, And Trombi. And Other specific people.)

Now for the point I was going to make.

I higly endorse boobs. I enjoy them immenssely.

Three cheers for Nerd boobs in all their shapes and sizes, and more cheers and thanks to all the women who carry them here. (And a generous offer of a Lower back rub. What's the average cup size here again.. DD?)

*vanishes into the mists of forgottenness again, to return when the reiha kitty is done braiding his hair.*

 

[Texguy84]

http://www.slowdays.org/files/pictures/human.jpg

 

[snake0067]

I had this really cute girl today in class say the new Battlestar Galactica series was the best show on T.V. I think I might ask her to marry me on thursday.

 

[sister76]

I always wished a nerd would ask me out but the bast'ds never did. How much do I have to flirt?

 

[Lady Reiha]

I always wished a nerd would ask me out but the bast'ds never did. How much do I have to flirt?

*hands Sisty a golden nerdy relic of nerdiness* use this, and the nerd men will come bow at your feet (the trick is to have something nerdy and shiny!! nerds are attracted to shiny, wonderful things like, say- a golden Wookie). ^-^ Good luck!

 

[Lady Reiha]

It is at this time, that I choose to return. I haven't really been lurking but I have been busy. I'd like to say hello to everyone and tell them I miss them, All hail to our Empress and her wisdom, All snuggles and cream for our Resident Nerd Kitty and her wonderful kitty-ness. (And amazing skill at braiding hair). Equal Praise in a non religious way to our High Priestess and and our one and only Cleric. And *Hugs* and *High Fives* all around to those I have not specifically mentioned but are still in my thoughts. (Tolly, Vessi, Palmetto, Rae, And Trombi. And Other specific people.)

Now for the point I was going to make.

I higly endorse boobs. I enjoy them immenssely.

Three cheers for Nerd boobs in all their shapes and sizes, and more cheers and thanks to all the women who carry them here. (And a generous offer of a Lower back rub. What's the average cup size here again.. DD?)

*vanishes into the mists of forgottenness again, to return when the reiha kitty is done braiding his hair.*

*plays with her boobs* squishily goodness. *looks at Chronie* is that all you ever think about is boobs?

*runs off finding the emperess for a chin rub and possibly some delicious emperess-shaped cheesenips*

Chronie- I will return to the mists of forgotteness as soon as I'm done in here ^^

 

[asian_princess]

*plays with her boobs* squishily goodness. *looks at Chronie* is that all you ever think about is boobs?

*runs off finding the emperess for a chin rub and possibly some delicious emperess-shaped cheesenips*

Chronie- I will return to the mists of forgotteness as soon as I'm done in here ^^

*pounces on the boobies*

MINE!!

*peeks under the shirtles*

...okay...who's finger prints are these?

 

[Lady Reiha]

*pounces on the boobies*

MINE!!

*peeks under the shirtles*

...okay...who's finger prints are these?

fingerprints? Where? *looks so slightly confused*

 

[sister76]

I guess nerds don't like my boobs. Or my Brain, more importantly, those false-representin' bastids

 

[Texguy84]

I guess nerds don't like my boobs. Or my Brain, more importantly, those false-representin' bastids

Howdy, welcome to the Nerd Thread, sister76!

*hands the complimentary gift basket including various lotions, hair care products, cheese nips, Star Wars toys, and String Cheese*

 

[lil_squirter]

*plays with her boobs* squishily goodness. *looks at Chronie* is that all you ever think about is boobs?

*runs off finding the emperess for a chin rub and possibly some delicious emperess-shaped cheesenips*

Chronie- I will return to the mists of forgotteness as soon as I'm done in here ^^

*rubs the chin, scratches behind the ears and generally pets while feeding cheese nips*

 

[lil_squirter]

I always wished a nerd would ask me out but the bast'ds never did. How much do I have to flirt?

Welcome! And since the gift basket has already been sent I will just extend formal greetings to you.

 

[Vessira]

I guess nerds don't like my boobs. Or my Brain, more importantly, those false-representin' bastids

I'm my experience with nerd boys, sometimes you need to be the one to do the asking. They can be too dense or too distracted by lovely nerdy things to realize that what you're doing is flirting.

 

[EndCredits]

I heartily endorse big-boobed nerds.

I also agree with Vess. As somebody who isn't very agressive, it's easier when the other person takes charge.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

~~~ whoops~ still sleeping.

 

[Palmetto13]

Teach me to leave the thread all feeling sorry for myself and junk...I missed all the boobies. Sigh...

 

[Palmetto13]

http://www.slowdays.org/files/pictures/human.jpg

This is, hands down, the most awesome thing I've ever seen. You win the title of "My new hero."

 

[Lady Reiha]

*pounces on the boobies*

MINE!!

*peeks under the shirtles*

...okay...who's finger prints are these?

they're Pablo's! <.< I'm sorry Appybum! But he fed me cheesenips one night, and well. *sobs* He ..omg...he....


GAVE ME CHEEZ-ITS!


*cries uncontrollably*

and that's when I killed him...for trying to pass off Cheez-its for Cheesenips v.v



but clearly those fingerprints were NOT Chronie's- Appy this secret must be hidden well among the other nerdsters!!!!

 

[Palmetto13]

they're Pablo's! <.< I'm sorry Appybum! But he fed me cheesenips one night, and well. *sobs* He ..omg...he....


GAVE ME CHEEZ-ITS!


*cries uncontrollably*

and that's when I killed him...for trying to pass off Cheez-its for Cheesenips v.v



but clearly those fingerprints were NOT Chronie's- Appy this secret must be hidden well among the other nerdsters!!!!

I happen to like Cheez-Its, but falsely representing them as Cheesenips is just wrong.

*pets the Kitty*

 

[SexyCleric]

I heartily endorse big-boobed nerds.

I also agree with Vess. As somebody who isn't very agressive, it's easier when the other person takes charge.

I agree, mostly, with Ves and EC here...
We nerds don't tend to be the most aggressive flirters out there.

Sadly, it's a cultural stereotype ingrained into our psyche.
Once someone accepts their nerdiness, they typically also accept how society sees our caste.

It's in the movies, tv, and books; nerds have to be meek and docile.

It's that sort of stereotyping that needs to be beaten.
Nerds! Go forth, and flirt!

 

[Lady Reiha]

*rubs the chin, scratches behind the ears and generally pets while feeding cheese nips*

*purrs in heavenly happiness*

 

[Lady Reiha]

I happen to like Cheez-Its, but falsely representing them as Cheesenips is just wrong.

*pets the Kitty*

Indeedy. I will allow you to enjoy cheez- its.. but... just don't eat them around me ^^