Nerd Power!

[Vessira]

I agree, mostly, with Ves and EC here...
We nerds don't tend to be the most aggressive flirters out there.

Sadly, it's a cultural stereotype ingrained into our psyche.
Once someone accepts their nerdiness, they typically also accept how society sees our caste.

It's in the movies, tv, and books; nerds have to be meek and docile.

It's that sort of stereotyping that needs to be beaten.
Nerds! Go forth, and flirt!

Well I think it's also largely due to the mindset. We can't imagine someone would be flirting with us to begin with. There have been many a nerd who couldn't get it through their massive brains that YES, someone could be attracted to them. Not despite their nerdiness, but because of it.

*sigh*

 

[Vessira]

I happen to like Cheez-Its, but falsely representing them as Cheesenips is just wrong.

*pets the Kitty*

Personally, I prefer Cheez-Its (they come in white cheddar). And Cheesenips tend to get soggy. I'm sorry

 

[Trombonus]

Personally, I prefer Cheez-Its (they come in white cheddar). And Cheesenips tend to get soggy. I'm sorry

Oooh I LOVE the White Chedder Cheez-its.

 

[Spins]

This is, hands down, the most awesome thing I've ever seen. You win the title of "My new hero."

That is just not right. <grumbles>

 

[SexyCleric]

That is just not right. <grumbles>

It's ok, Spins.
Hero worship isn't all it's cracked up to be!

 

[Spins]

It's ok, Spins.
Hero worship isn't all it's cracked up to be!

Quiet you.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Personally, I prefer Cheez-Its (they come in white cheddar). And Cheesenips tend to get soggy. I'm sorry

O_O!!!! *dies*





X.x





(great, now you killed the nerd kittium- satisfied???!!!!)

 

[Spins]

The fucking bastards!

BASTARDS!

This is the worst day EVER

 

[tolyk]

It's that sort of stereotyping that needs to be beaten.
Nerds! Go forth, and flirt!

I do my part

 

[SexyCleric]

O_O!!!! *dies*





X.x





(great, now you killed the nerd kittium- satisfied???!!!!)

*Cracks knuckles*
Ahhhh.

Been waiting for this day.
Some one call Micro.

We got us a kitten to skin.

I'm thinking stuffing.

Spins, the Cap'n sided against Tony Motherfuckingmechsuit Stark.
*Nods* His fate was his own.

 

[Spins]

Stark had is coming! That traitorous piece of no good hunk of metal!

 

[EndCredits]

Well I think it's also largely due to the mindset. We can't imagine someone would be flirting with us to begin with. There have been many a nerd who couldn't get it through their massive brains that YES, someone could be attracted to them. Not despite their nerdiness, but because of it.

*sigh*

Yup, definitely guilty of that. Very very guilty.

 

[SexyCleric]

Stark had is coming! That wonderful, martini swilling, expert mech piloting, hunk of a hero!

I agree completely.

 

[microbiology311]

*Cracks knuckles*
Ahhhh.

Been waiting for this day.
Some one call Micro.

We got us a kitten to skin.

I'm thinking stuffing.

Spins, the Cap'n sided against Tony Motherfuckingmechsuit Stark.
*Nods* His fate was his own.

*gets out my Kit*.. wheres that damn CAT! Cleric-here is a scapel for you but you have to follow my directions. I'm the expert!

You have to skin the animal before stuffing it...

 

[SexyCleric]

*gets out my Kit*.. wheres that damn CAT! Cleric-here is a scapel for you but you have to follow my directions. I'm the expert!

You have to skin the animal before stuffing it...

Very prompt.

What exactly do you stuff a nerd cat with?
I think cheezits would be appropriate.

 

[microbiology311]

Very prompt.

What exactly do you stuff a nerd cat with?
I think cheezits would be appropriate.

well in all actually.. you use a plastic mold to hold the shape of the body in place. If you put cheezits in it, It will get very very VERY nasty in a short amount of time.. and a Moldy Reiha just isn't that nice.

 

[snake0067]

I always wished a nerd would ask me out but the bast'ds never did. How much do I have to flirt?

The reason many nerds are nerds is because they are so clueless about women, so you need to either be completely obvious/direct or just take charge.

Micro is that avie you? If so you can be my nerd queen.

 

[SexyPixie]

I do my part

it's not like you need to....

 

[Texguy84]

Well I think it's also largely due to the mindset. We can't imagine someone would be flirting with us to begin with. There have been many a nerd who couldn't get it through their massive brains that YES, someone could be attracted to them. Not despite their nerdiness, but because of it.

*sigh*

Yeah, I've had that problem in the past. And by "the past" I mean "two days ago". I was chatting with a cute redhead that I see around campus from time to time (on a campus as small as ours, you see most of the people who go to school on the same days as you, actually), and out of nowhere she writes down her phone number and email on a piece of paper and hands it to me, telling me that we should hang out some time.

I finally worked up the nerve to call her last night... and got her voicemail *slaps forehead*

Now I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I don't want to just sorta drop the ball if I'm expected to call her again, but I don't want to be the guy who leaves 40 voicemails in a row either.

Sometimes I wonder what dating was like for the Cavemen.

"Hi Ugh."
"Hi Thud."
"Ugh, give me advice?"
"Sure thing, Thud."
"Do you know Lurs?"
"Oh yeah, Lurs is a cute one. Very nice slopey forehead. You like Lurs?"
"Yes, but I do not know much about women."
"Oh, that is simple. Just walk up to her, and whack her in the head with a club, and bring her back to your cave."
"Yes, but what if I screw it up and make a fool of myself? What if I use wrong club?"
"Don't worry, here, use my club, very good club. Just remember: All in the wrist. If you swing from the shoulder, she will know you're nervous, and it'll be all over."

EDIT, oh, and before I forget:

I heartily endorse big-boobed nerds.

I just want to emphasize that the little-boobed and the in-between-boobed nerds are also highly endorsed. Big boobs are not really needed, but I won't kick a girl out of bed for looking like Salma Hayak.

 

[RavenousRae]

I just want to emphasize that the little-boobed and the in-between-boobed nerds are also highly endorsed. Big boobs are not really needed, but I won't kick a girl out of bed for looking like Salma Hayak.

My in-between-boobies thank you for the endorsement!

 

[snake0067]

Yeah, I've had that problem in the past. And by "the past" I mean "two days ago". I was chatting with a cute redhead that I see around campus from time to time (on a campus as small as ours, you see most of the people who go to school on the same days as you, actually), and out of nowhere she writes down her phone number and email on a piece of paper and hands it to me, telling me that we should hang out some time.

I finally worked up the nerve to call her last night... and got her voicemail *slaps forehead*

Now I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I don't want to just sorta drop the ball if I'm expected to call her again, but I don't want to be the guy who leaves 40 voicemails in a row either.

Sometimes I wonder what dating was like for the Cavemen.

"Hi Ugh."
"Hi Thud."
"Ugh, give me advice?"
"Sure thing, Thud."
"Do you know Lurs?"
"Oh yeah, Lurs is a cute one. Very nice slopey forehead. You like Lurs?"
"Yes, but I do not know much about women."
"Oh, that is simple. Just walk up to her, and whack her in the head with a club, and bring her back to your cave."
"Yes, but what if I screw it up and make a fool of myself? What if I use wrong club?"
"Don't worry, here, use my club, very good club. Just remember: All in the wrist. If you swing from the shoulder, she will know you're nervous, and it'll be all over."

EDIT, oh, and before I forget:



I just want to emphasize that the little-boobed and the in-between-boobed nerds are also highly endorsed. Big boobs are not really needed, but I won't kick a girl out of bed for looking like Salma Hayak.

I'd say you could call her 1 or 2 more times, as long as it isn't on the same day.

 

[microbiology311]

The reason many nerds are nerds is because they are so clueless about women, so you need to either be completely obvious/direct or just take charge.

Micro is that avie you? If so you can be my nerd queen.

Yes that is me. It was taken on my couch after a day on the lake(thats my pretty pretty swimsuit!)

 

[microbiology311]

I'd say you could call her 1 or 2 more times, as long as it isn't on the same day.

Did you leave a message saying who this is and all that crap. She might not have answered the phone due to a un-known phone number(i'm like that). Call her tomorrow and leave your info so she will know how to reach you. But don't call a lot or you look like "THAT" guy who is sooo pathetic that he calls 18 million times a day.

 

[microbiology311]

WOOO HOOO i'm a NERD QUEEN!

what are the perks of this position? Do I get guys to wait on me hand and foot? ohh please say so!

 

[snake0067]

Yes that is me. It was taken on my couch after a day on the lake(thats my pretty pretty swimsuit!)

It looks pretty pretty nice from here.

I think I see glasses too, cute.

Did you leave a message saying who this is and all that crap. She might not have answered the phone due to a un-known phone number(i'm like that). Call her tomorrow and leave your info so she will know how to reach you. But don't call a lot or you look like "THAT" guy who is sooo pathetic that he calls 18 million times a day.

lol "Please call me back I need you in my life! I'm so lonely!" 'cries on phone until answering machine cuts out.