Nerd Power!

[Lady Reiha]

like I would skin a human.... that takes WAY too much time... and their skin isn't that great for making shoes out of..... but it would be nice to have a pair of shoes made of a cat leather... have the fur on the outside.. that would be KILLER! .. sorry Reiha.. you have to be sacrifice in the name of fashion.

skin me missy, and I'll be turd'n in your cornflakes.

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2004/01/grace.jpg

 

[Lady Reiha]

Argh.

Now everyone will understand my nerdly Leonidus bit.
*Sigh* The arrow/sun thing used to be a history buff's esoteric, but now...

And I'd never skin the nerd kitty.
They're endangered, ya know?
PETA would be up my arsehole inside the hour, eh?

As per request;

THANK-YOU Clerky!
btw..where is everyone? and where's Thrombo?

 

[snake0067]

skin me missy, and I'll be turd'n in your cornflakes.

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2004/01/grace.jpg

I don't trust cats completely.
http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_076.jpg

Oh, and for those interested goofy cat pictures

 

[Lady Reiha]

I don't trust cats completely.
http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_076.jpg

Oh, and for those interested goofy cat pictures

those are so cute!
I especially loved this one:
http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_221.jpg

 

[snake0067]

those are so cute!
I especially loved this one:

I like this one a lot.
http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_033.jpg

Although this is my favorite and I could see this one getting a lot of mileage here.
http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_046.jpg

 

[Lady Reiha]

I like this one a lot.
http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_033.jpg

Although this is my favorite and I could see this one getting a lot of mileage here.
http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_046.jpg

ah hell, they're all cute <3 but don't let Micro see..she kills cats in her sadistic kansas ways..

 

[snake0067]

ah hell, they're all cute <3 but don't let Micro see..she kills cats in her sadistic kansas ways..

But she's hot.

Actually I love animals, but I also love eating them. I have a dog right now, but I've had all kinds of pets in the past. I love seafood, but have spent a lot of time being 'amongst' sealife and marine creatures without wanting to kill them. I hunt deer, but I've only killed two of the dozens and dozens I've seen. I just enjoy being out there and watching nature, including deer just being their deer selves.

 

[SexyCleric]

THANK-YOU Clerky!
btw..where is everyone? and where's Thrombo?

Don't thank me too soon.
There's criminal proceedings for killing endangered animals.

I am no fan of cats.

*Twitch*
And every girl I've dated has either owned, or likens herself to, cats.
Why? WHY?

Dogs are loyal animals that will follow and obey you to their fullest ability.
Rodents are intelligent and can be trained to do all sorts of stuff. Willard, anyone?
Turtles are just the best. They're slow paced, and can live as long as you can. Quality investment.

Cats...
Cats are your friend as long as you cater to their every creature comfort; a rather extensive list, I might add.

I, for one, would also like to say, I wouldn't fight Chron.
IF he consents to a duel of wits and mind, that's a whole 'nother story.

<--- Not to be trusted.

 

[Lady Reiha]

But she's hot.

Actually I love animals, but I also love eating them. I have a dog right now, but I've had all kinds of pets in the past. I love seafood, but have spent a lot of time being 'amongst' sealife and marine creatures without wanting to kill them. I hunt deer, but I've only killed two of the dozens and dozens I've seen. I just enjoy being out there and watching nature, including deer just being their deer selves.

*smiles* Okay-you have offically gained a new pal
and yes, Micro is a hottie, but <.< she scares me some days, especially now knowing she's waiting for me to die so she can have a pretty kitty shoe collection outta me @_@

 

[Trombonus]

Well, I for one am a cat person. I'm not a big fan of dogs. Actually, I'm terrified of them for the most part. Even little ones. I feel no fear from cats, though their claws and teeth have actually cause me more damage than dogs have. This may be contributed to the fact that I stay the heck away from dogs at all costs.

And, a final note...

Cats rule and dogs drool.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Don't thank me too soon.
There's criminal proceedings for killing endangered animals.

I am no fan of cats.

*Twitch*
And every girl I've dated has either owned, or likens herself to, cats.
Why? WHY?

Dogs are loyal animals that will follow and obey you to their fullest ability.
Rodents are intelligent and can be trained to do all sorts of stuff. Willard, anyone?
Turtles are just the best. They're slow paced, and can live as long as you can. Quality investment.

Cats...
Cats are your friend as long as you cater to their every creature comfort; a rather extensive list, I might add.

I, for one, would also like to say, I wouldn't fight Chron.
IF he consents to a duel of wits and mind, that's a whole 'nother story.

<--- Not to be trusted.

You don't trust me Clerky?! Now what have I ever done to you, hmm??
I cuddle on your lap, give you kisses on your cheek, share my cheesenips with you etc. etc. I have never clawed you, pooped in your shoes or meow in the middle of the night for attention. So ha! not all kitty's are bad. Especially nerd kitties =^.^= Turtles are delicious though, especially the Macadamia ones *drools*. But how can a chocolate be slow paced? Unless your talking about the slow, sensual, melt-in-your-mouth action. Then yes, they are a quality investment. but TURTLES DO NOT LAST AS LONG AS KITTIES! Plus we have more of a personality ^.~ Do YOU see turtles having fun in a Nerd thread? I don't think so! Besides, they wouldn't have a chance. Micro would prolly skin them in order to make a lucious pair of turtle-skinned boots. Micro is evil! let PETA save the nerd kitty along with Chronie. Cuz well..he's just pure badass. Have you seen what he does for a living? My god. Micro- beware. I am protected by the animal rights, PETA, Pamela Anderson and Mr. Chronie and his boomstick (okay- so I stole that from Army of Darkness).

 

[Vessira]

Well, I for one am a cat person. I'm not a big fan of dogs. Actually, I'm terrified of them for the most part. Even little ones. I feel no fear from cats, though their claws and teeth have actually cause me more damage than dogs have. This may be contributed to the fact that I stay the heck away from dogs at all costs.

And, a final note...

Cats rule and dogs drool.

I am both a cat and dog lover. I tend to be moreso a cat person, cause cats are fairly self reliant. I never fear big dogs, but small yappy dogs can scare the crap out of me from time to time.

With all that said...you should still fear cats. I own two. They will get you if you don't show them the proper respect and fear.

Take last night, I had spent the last 2 nights sleeping not at home, so last night I was terribly happy to take my boy cat with me and give him lots of attention since I hadn't been around much. My girl cat generally prefers to be left alone. And he was happy to cuddle with me. He shoved his face into my hand and nuzzled it and made that cute and happy face he does when he's being petted. But he didn't resist the opportunity to poke his claws into me every chance he had.

• Mommy's falling asleep...poke claws in face.
• Mommy isn't petting me enough dig claws into her armpit.
• I haven't clawed Mommy enough recently, I'm going to pretend like I'm just trying to get comfortable while needing her breasts with my claws.

Cats should be feared and worshipped. I do not own them, they own me.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Well, I for one am a cat person. I'm not a big fan of dogs. Actually, I'm terrified of them for the most part. Even little ones. I feel no fear from cats, though their claws and teeth have actually cause me more damage than dogs have. This may be contributed to the fact that I stay the heck away from dogs at all costs.

And, a final note...

Cats rule and dogs drool.

LOL Homeward Bound. God I missed that movie lol. *curls up on Tromby's lap*

 

[Lady Reiha]

I am both a cat and dog lover. I tend to be moreso a cat person, cause cats are fairly self reliant. I never fear big dogs, but small yappy dogs can scare the crap out of me from time to time.

With all that said...you should still fear cats. I own two. They will get you if you don't show them the proper respect and fear.

Take last night, I had spent the last 2 nights sleeping not at home, so last night I was terribly happy to take my boy cat with me and give him lots of attention since I hadn't been around much. My girl cat generally prefers to be left alone. And he was happy to cuddle with me. He shoved his face into my hand and nuzzled it and made that cute and happy face he does when he's being petted. But he didn't resist the opportunity to poke his claws into me every chance he had.

• Mommy's falling asleep...poke claws in face.
• Mommy isn't petting me enough dig claws into her armpit.
• I haven't clawed Mommy enough recently, I'm going to pretend like I'm just trying to get comfortable while needing her breasts with my claws.

Cats should be feared and worshipped. I do not own them, they own me.

well erm. Vessy.. =^.^= we kitty's adore you, and well, We can only do limited things with our paws. So pretty much what I'm saying is- It's better to be clawed by us, than have us ignore you, hiss at you and generally be bitches to you =^.^= Take it as a sign of love and affection, we really don't mean to hurt you, we just get so comftable to the point that we lose control of ourselves and claw. Kinda like how you humans lose control when you have a amazing orgasm. You twitch, your sigh, you are totally in the mood. Now you try being a kitty for a day and have your back stroked, your head patted and your chin scratched. That's pure heaven, well- next to Cheesenips of course

 

[Vessira]

Don't thank me too soon.
There's criminal proceedings for killing endangered animals.

I am no fan of cats.

*Twitch*
And every girl I've dated has either owned, or likens herself to, cats.
Why? WHY?

That's what you get! All these girls can't be wrong. Therefore you must conclude that you are.

Cats...
Cats are your friend as long as you cater to their every creature comfort; a rather extensive list, I might add.

I, for one, would also like to say, I wouldn't fight Chron.
IF he consents to a duel of wits and mind, that's a whole 'nother story.

<--- Not to be trusted.

How is a cat any different from a woman in that sense? You'd better learn to get used to it. Especially since we women are always right....

 

[Vessira]

well erm. Vessy.. =^.^= we kitty's adore you, and well, We can only do limited things with our paws. So pretty much what I'm saying is- It's better to be clawed by us, than have us ignore you, hiss at you and generally be bitches to you =^.^= Take it as a sign of love and affection, we really don't mean to hurt you, we just get so comftable to the point that we lose control of ourselves and claw. Kinda like how you humans lose control when you have a amazing orgasm. You twitch, your sigh, you are totally in the mood. Now you try being a kitty for a day and have your back stroked, your head patted and your chin scratched. That's pure heaven, well- next to Cheesenips of course

Oh I know all about it. Especially what it's like to purr when I have my back stroked, head patted, and chin scratched. Pure heaven, and hands down the happiest feeling in the world. Just because I'm not the nerd-kitty of the thread doesn't mean I don't exhibit very catlike behavior.

I was happy to have the Colonel poke his claws into me. Well not happy, but content. At the time I was sleepy and just had to keep scolding him. But when I woke up this morning with that blobby tuft of fur pressed up against me, I was grateful to be owned by cats.

 

[Trombonus]

LOL Homeward Bound. God I missed that movie lol. *curls up on Tromby's lap*

Yay! Also the movie Cats and Dogs. Although Cats and Dogs wasn't as good as Homeward bound.

 

[Vessira]

Yay! Also the movie Cats and Dogs. Although Cats and Dogs wasn't as good as Homeward bound.

Sorry by Homeward Bound is a rip off of The Adventures of Milo and Otis.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Oh I know all about it. Especially what it's like to purr when I have my back stroked, head patted, and chin scratched. Pure heaven, and hands down the happiest feeling in the world. Just because I'm not the nerd-kitty of the thread doesn't mean I don't exhibit very catlike behavior.

I was happy to have the Colonel poke his claws into me. Well not happy, but content. At the time I was sleepy and just had to keep scolding him. But when I woke up this morning with that blobby tuft of fur pressed up against me, I was grateful to be owned by cats.

=^.^= I'm glad you express cat-like behavior! *hands her a box of Cheez-Its, trying not to get too angry* I love when my cats snuggle with me, I feel so happy and content, and honestly right now I miss them on my bed, snuggling me to sleep. Don't get me wrong, having a man instead of 2 furry brats is better, but you tend to get used to their little bodies on your bed after 6 months lol. Ah well =^.^= hey Vess- do your cats ever sleep in your dirty laundry pile and walk into walls? Or am I just blessed with odd cats?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Sorry by Homeward Bound is a rip off of The Adventures of Milo and Otis.

true. But Homeward Bound didn't have british-speaking pets. And ontop, they had 2 dogs instead of one

I loved Chance (the pitbull terrier) he was so cute!

 

[Trombonus]

Sorry by Homeward Bound is a rip off of The Adventures of Milo and Otis.

Wasn't it based on a book though? Still, Milo and Otis was super cute too. I used to watch that at least once a day as a kid, often more than once.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Wasn't it based on a book though? Still, Milo and Otis was super cute too. I used to watch that at least once a day as a kid, often more than once.

Homeward Bound was a book? I dunno, probably was ^^. I wasn't a book-kind-of-girl back in elementary school. I was all for the Saturday-morning cartoons and drawing. Thinking back, I was such a brat as a child v.v Did you know I used to torture my cat(s) when I was a kid? yep, it's true <.<"

 

[Trombonus]

Homeward Bound was a book? I dunno, probably was ^^. I wasn't a book-kind-of-girl back in elementary school. I was all for the Saturday-morning cartoons and drawing. Thinking back, I was such a brat as a child v.v Did you know I used to torture my cat(s) when I was a kid? yep, it's true <.<"

So did I.

 

[Lady Reiha]

So did I.

our secret must not be told among the others in this thread!!!


*puts the secret in a ziplock bag, and tosses it out a window* There..

 

[Trombonus]

our secret must not be told among the others in this thread!!!


*puts the secret in a ziplock bag, and tosses it out a window* There..

Good thinking.