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I WANT sex *wails*



-_- please donate your sex to me. If you do- I will NOT kill you.
 
Killing someone with a d4 ain't that difficult. Slow and inefficient maybe, but definitely not hard.

A d20 on the other hand, lacks sufficient edges and is slightly more annoying.
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
I cannot give you sex... but I'll give you hugs and chocolate...
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hmmm....maybe.




what kind of chocolate would this be?
 
Green_Machine said:
Alright alright. I consider your charity worthy of donation and I wish to subscribe. To whom do I make out cheques?
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Mr.Clerky of course.


and Rhyst- I want SEXUAL CHOCOLATE FANTASIES!


or hershey kisses will do...
 
Lady Reiha said:
I WANT sex *wails*



-_- please donate your sex to me. If you do- I will NOT kill you.
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*passes aura of nothingness*

How did you not call upon your stuntman? :p
 
Lady Reiha said:
I WANT sex *wails*

-_- please donate your sex to me. If you do- I will NOT kill you.
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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.

Dude, my game is completely busted. I've struck out somewhere around five or six times since I've been here in OK. WHAT THE FUCK?!?

And ReiRei, I would mail myself to you, or even just my sex, but the first would be difficult to acheive, and the second would be messy...and difficult to acheive.
 
I think a good number of us are in the sexual draught right now. I blame my inability to have one night stands and sex outside of relationships. Thankfully I know where to buy batteries.
 
lil_squirter said:
I think a good number of us are in the sexual draught right now. I blame my inability to have one night stands and sex outside of relationships. Thankfully I know where to buy batteries.
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*Sneaks up behind Squirtums and tickles her!*

Awwwwww, that's not good at all!

*Hands you a white chocolate phallus and some batteries*

Not that the phallus is battery operated, but you never know!

;)
 
Lady Reiha said:
Mr.Clerky of course.
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Huh?

My dear kitten, are you implying that I am an accountant of such things, on a dry spell, or have the metaphysical ability to transcend space and time to deliver sexual pleasure to young lasses?!?!

Because, you'd be wrong if you thought the first two were true.

*Sniff*

But, since it seems my nerd brothers and sisters seem to be... Lonely, of late, I shall sign this check, from the very generous Mr. Green, over to the rest of you nerds. Any further donations should be routed to the "Fuck a Hot Nerd" organization.

I shall donate, and I expect every other nerd here who isn't.... Experiencing a dry spell to donate also.
 
Also, I figured this should be a different post, for no good reason.

Has any other nerds seen the newest Star Wars RPG edition?

Some of the changes made seem... Unnatural.
It could just be the odd taste of something different, but I dunno how I feel about it.

Anyone else seen the new stuff?
 
SexyCleric said:
Also, I figured this should be a different post, for no good reason.

Has any other nerds seen the newest Star Wars RPG edition?

Some of the changes made seem... Unnatural.
It could just be the odd taste of something different, but I dunno how I feel about it.

Anyone else seen the new stuff?
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I haven't seen it with my own two eyes, no, but I know about the SAGA system and its change with the way your health is done.
 
lil_squirter said:
I think a good number of us are in the sexual draught right now. I blame my inability to have one night stands and sex outside of relationships. Thankfully I know where to buy batteries.
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I am much in the same boat as everyone else, but I shall continue to be patient.
 
Hey, is anybody here fairly fluent with Linux? I'm trying to install Ubuntu 7.0.4 on my Dell Inspiron 1420, and every time I try to go into Linux from the liveCD, I get a message about "Can not access TTY" and it drops me to a command prompt of some sort, rather than the Ubuntu desktop like it's supposed to.
 
SexyCleric said:
Huh?

My dear kitten, are you implying that I am an accountant of such things, on a dry spell, or have the metaphysical ability to transcend space and time to deliver sexual pleasure to young lasses?!?!

Because, you'd be wrong if you thought the first two were true.

*Sniff*

But, since it seems my nerd brothers and sisters seem to be... Lonely, of late, I shall sign this check, from the very generous Mr. Green, over to the rest of you nerds. Any further donations should be routed to the "Fuck a Hot Nerd" organization.

I shall donate, and I expect every other nerd here who isn't.... Experiencing a dry spell to donate also.
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*Mutters about the unfairness of it all as I write the damned donation check*
 
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