Nerd Power!

[Wyldfire]

Heya Snake. Caught me on my way to dinner.

 

[snake0067]

Heya Snake. Caught me on my way to dinner.

Cool have fun!

 

[Texguy84]

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-untangle-mp3-headphones.html

 

[Texguy84]

Oi, so the cute redhead has gotten back together with her old boyfriend, so that's like, whatever.

In other news, Army girl has read some of my stories from Lit, and has made a story request. She's stationed in Virginia, but hey, if she likes my stories, who am I to refuse her?

 

[Trombonus]

It's all about Misty!

lol, it's funny you mention her...We must talk about this sometime.

 

[Trombonus]

Pokemon does NOT SUCK.
and I think it was Brock- he had a fetish for "Jenny"


and James was always the best <3

I concur.

And Brock had a fetish for older women PERIOD, and never had a thing for Misty. Most of his affection was given to The numerous Nurse Joys and Officer Jenny's. However, he'd pretty much fall head over heels for any pretty face who was old enough.

And yes, James was always my favorite too.

But I HATE all the new voices. It's almost unwatchable now.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Back to pokemon. Not every Bug Pokemon was substandard. EVENTUALLY, come like Crystal or Gold or something, we got Heracross, and he was actually useful, to a degree.

He was bug/fighting, which meant he could one hit KO Mewtwo, Mew, Lugia, And That wierd ass Psychic Normal, that was popular for a little while.

Well he could One hit KO them, if he ever get that hit off, he was so slow that occasionally the turn based game gave them two just to smack him around....

 

[Lady Reiha]

Back to pokemon. Not every Bug Pokemon was substandard. EVENTUALLY, come like Crystal or Gold or something, we got Heracross, and he was actually useful, to a degree.

He was bug/fighting, which meant he could one hit KO Mewtwo, Mew, Lugia, And That wierd ass Psychic Normal, that was popular for a little while.

Well he could One hit KO them, if he ever get that hit off, he was so slow that occasionally the turn based game gave them two just to smack him around....

*shakes head*

 

[Wyldfire]

Back to pokemon. Not every Bug Pokemon was substandard. EVENTUALLY, come like Crystal or Gold or something, we got Heracross, and he was actually useful, to a degree.

He was bug/fighting, which meant he could one hit KO Mewtwo, Mew, Lugia, And That wierd ass Psychic Normal, that was popular for a little while.

Well he could One hit KO them, if he ever get that hit off, he was so slow that occasionally the turn based game gave them two just to smack him around....

With the mix I use bug types are just irrelevant and an excuse to get lower than average XP for beating them.

The mix is in general by type:

water
fire
grass
flying
fighting or rock
psychic or ghost

In the copy of Diamond I am playing at the moment though, specific:
Torterra
Growlithe (Trying to get my hands on a firestone)
Polywrath
Linoone
Dragonair
Aerodactyl.

The two dragon types make for nice utility fighters, and Aerodactyl is just one tough lil dude. The Linoone in the party is a nice wildcard because of that nice little pick up ability of his (Even if they did get it under better control with Diamond and Pearl. I so miss how it was in Ruby and saphire, rare candy all over the place). Linoone is also a great HM dump, seeing as most HMs are normal and you can jack up his attack and defense with protiens and irons. Turns the little fecker into quite the tank.

I'm thinking I'm going to have to cheese it a bit though and trade Dragonair to my farm and back so I can have a Dragonite, and maybe find in my inventory a firestone somewhere.

And if I can't find the firestone soon, I'll probably trade out Growlithe for something stronger, maybe my charizard. OOOooowwww Maybe I'll just switch it up to a purely dragon type party with Linoone being the exception. That could be fun.

 

[Wyldfire]

I made an oppsie on that last post. Just need to get Draggie up to level 55 for it to evolve. Heh, who knew?

 

[SpeX125]

OK,so who picked up GTA 4 yesterday? I did.

 

[Lady Reiha]

OK,so who picked up GTA 4 yesterday? I did.

I'm playing it right now.
I rented it from work, so I'm going to try it out before I decide to buy it.

 

[Trombonus]

Ha ha, just one more episode and I'll have all of Gundam Wing in my possession.

 

[Texguy84]

Beautiful Katamari is so much fun.

And so freaking frustrating.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Wheeeeee! I go sleep now... my sister tried to kill me via allergy today by cleaning the basement and under the desks... the dust was so thick you had to use wipers on your optic sensors...

 

[laelaai]

Wheeeeee! I go sleep now... my sister tried to kill me via allergy today by cleaning the basement and under the desks... the dust was so thick you had to use wipers on your optic sensors...

oh optic sensors, i like that
sorry your eyes were in a state of being attacked by allergens however

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

oh optic sensors, i like that
sorry your eyes were in a state of being attacked by allergens however

I put that in there for the Transformers geeks, like Trombonus Glad you enjoyed it.

Yes, it cleared up now though. It was bad, but I'm feeling much better. After all, today is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!

 

[Lady Reiha]

I put that in there for the Transformers geeks, like Trombonus Glad you enjoyed it.

Yes, it cleared up now though. It was bad, but I'm feeling much better. After all, today is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!

CT still says thank-you!
and so do I ^___________^

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

CT still says thank-you!
and so do I ^___________^

I have the Iron Man click for CT as well as a Batman click

 

[Lady Reiha]

I have the Iron Man click for CT as well as a Batman click

Lemme guess... no darkness stuff eh? -_-"

I'll let him know <3

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Lemme guess... no darkness stuff eh? -_-"

I'll let him know <3

No, I looked. They didn't even have Atomic Robo, which was supposed to have a free edition today. And I wanted it, my precious, yess.

 

[Lady Reiha]

No, I looked. They didn't even have Atomic Robo, which was supposed to have a free edition today. And I wanted it, my precious, yess.

That sucks. What did they have?
I'm going to make my way down to Wizards in about 5 mins.

 

[Texguy84]

Just saw Iron Man tonight. In related news, I had the biggest nerdgasm of my life. Awesome awesome awesome awesome movie. Also, it prominently featured the US Air Force, which I also liked.

 

[Trombonus]

I put that in there for the Transformers geeks, like Trombonus Glad you enjoyed it.

Yes, it cleared up now though. It was bad, but I'm feeling much better. After all, today is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!

Me Trombonus know all about wipers, want to hear good part of story.

Nothing like a good TF reference to start your day off right.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Happy day!

I just have to gloat. (Sorry everyone!)

So, I went to free comic book day. I picked up 1 comic- Echo vol 2 by Terry Moore ( the creator of Strangers in Paradise- my favorite comic)
I also picked up Volume 1 of Witchblade Takeru. I'm excited!!!
and that's not all...

When I came into work, I found out that I won the "Employee of the Month" title. If you win, you get a prize for your hard work. My prize was a $100.00 gift certificate to Wizards ( a comic book store). I'm so happy!!! This means more Manga for me to buy!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and I found this for Tromby-san. I thought it was super cute ^^
http://www.techchee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/transformer-ipod-dock-280308.jpg
Seems like my week is going well. After a long week and a half of bad luck, things might be looking up. I also got to see Iron Man, and like chronie; I'm not a fan of the character in general- but the movie got my thumbs up.
oh and this is for Rhystcracker:
http://www.demonbaby.com/pics/russia/yodatattoo.jpg
It's an advertisement for a tattoo parlour. But the guy with the Yoda tattoo seems a little too out of place. He's all like "Hell yeah! I'm tough because I got Yoda on my bicep!"
and he would probably say something like this if he was an online gamer:

Since I'm usually losing miserably in the online mode of any game, I keep myself entertained by taunting and annoying the other players in amusing ways. I have a variety of voices that I use, like a pushy gay dude who makes his opponents incredibly uncomfortable by aggressively asking about their sexual encounters with other men, and a cocky Russian man named Boris who persistently claims victory for the motherland even when he is in last place. An actual in-game conversation I had - talking in my shitty Russian accent while playing some lame mech-combat game I'd had roughly one minute of experience with - went something like this:


Me: Stuuuupid Americans. Mother Russia crush you with iron fish!
SmugGamerNerd1: Ha! It's iron FIST you foreign idiot!
Me: You are puny little America faggot. I smash you with mighty fish. I kill you and your sissy face.
SmugGamerNerd2: Is that why you're in LAST PLACE?? HA!
SmugGamerNerd3: Ha ha, oh man, this guy is a TARD!
Me:I am much of the winner, little anus boys. You play many little videogame and never to touch woman. In my country, I make love to hundred woman. Two woman is touching my pennis right now, sweaty boy.
SmugGamerNerd2: Yeah, right! Maybe if you tried shutting up you wouldn't be getting your ass kicked so bad, fag!
Me: It is you who have ass kicked, puny America faggot. In my country, I touch the naked vagina and you play little games. You should eat of my cock, smelly ballbag man!
SmugGamerNerd3: Dude, shut the fuck up, we're playing a game here!
Me: I put my fish in your rear hole, stinky boys! Victory for motherland!
SmugGamerNerd1: What the fuck? Do you not understand English? You're LOSING douchebag!
SmugGamerNerd2: Yeah, and your country sucks anyway! Russia is like poor and stuff!
Me: Mother Russia make a giant shit on puny America! You are eating of cock, little scrotum boy! In my country, I touch many more of vagina than you! Vagina of Russia woman very wet and with much smell! Smell is like salty clam! You will never know! You are worthless fuckermother with no vagina touching! In my country -
SmugGamerNerd3: SHUT UP!! You're ruining the game!
Me: Russia not to be silence! We destroy you country little puny faggot boy!
SmugGamerNerd2: Ha! We could kick your stupid country's ass! We have like more nuclear bombs than you have people!
SmugGamerNerd3: Guuuys, honestly, stop, this is so annoying!
SmugGamerNerd1: Fuck off noob, you're talking just as much as them!
SmugGamerNerd3: Fuck you man, this is fucking bullshit!
Me: FREEDOM FOR MOTHERLAND! DEATH TO AMERICAN!!
SmugGamerNerd2: SHUT UP!!!
Me: I PISS ON YOUR MUSTACHE!!!!!
SmugGamerNerd3: FUUUCK YOOUUU!!!!
Me: MY COCK IN YOUR FATHER!!!!!!


And from there it just descended into chaos. And yes, I am extremely easily amused.

Another favorite activity is having a girl do the talking while I play the game - this causes all sorts of trouble, because the nerds' skid-marked tidy whities become soiled with the prospect that they have actually encountered the veritable Holy Grail of online gaming: The Girl Gamer. The girls I've done this with each have different approaches - Eileen put on her "phone sex voice" and flirtatiously pried into the sweaties' personal lives, while Tamar giggled and taunted the lesser players about how they were losing to a girl. The result is usually a subsequent landslide of friend requests and private messages, as the boys jerk off that night imagining they just had an online face-off with one of the booth babes who talked them into buying an N-Gage. Sometimes then I'll send them a message back, talking in my gay voice, at which point they realize they've been duped and become infuriated.

All of this is much funnier when you can actually hear what's happening - if anyone knows how to record both sides of an Xbox Live conversation, please let me know - I'd love to post some Xbox Live terrorism podcasts.


^ did not write that. <3