Never again - NEVER AGAIN, I tell ya!

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm never going to write another sory about lesbinims. That stuff's dangerous!

Last night, when I was out with my galpals, dancing, I had barely made it up to the dance floor when I was asked to dance -

by a girl..!

 

[oggbashan]

That must be a comment on Swedish men.

I thought they were slow, but...

Have a virtual dance with me. That way my size 13 feet won't step on yours.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ooooh! I'm being asked to dance by te king himself! Well, how could I refuse? That would be lese-majesty, wouldn't it?

 

[oggbashan]

Would you like a pavane or a contredanse?

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A what or a what?

Svenskaflicka
Lit Blonde

 

[Guest]

Being Perdita, I'd love to see you two tango. (And definitely no Morris dancing.)

 

[oggbashan]

I am a very OLD king. The waltz hadn't been invented. Dances were very formal and stately.

Of course, as Henry VIII, the dancing didn't last long before a trip to the solar for more interesting activities in private.

Virtual dancing doesn't have the sequel and is very prim and proper. Shame.

Og

Edited for PS: As a King I don't do Morris Dancing. That is for peasants and men only. A total waste of effort.

My peasants are agreeably fertile despite the Morris Dancing. I'm unlikely to run out of soldiers or sailors to fight the French. Wars have to be finished in time for the harvest and some fucking. Have to eat and breed.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Actually, there was this one act in the Chippendales' show yesterday that looked a lot like Morrisdancing... with glow-in-the-dark paint on their bodies, white scarves flying left and right, and glowing white boxers in the dark blue light on stage - which eventually came off. (The boxers, I mean.)

 

[oggbashan]

I did have my doubts about the Chippendales. Just too good to be true.

Morris Dancing is supposed to be a fertility rite. Waste of effort. They should be fucking not dancing f*****g Morrises.

Og

 

[Guest]

Yeah, what the King said (only more ladylike).

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

There were a lot of humping going on on stage, I promise. Too bad the only thing that got to enjoy the boys' pumping were the protective towels/shirts...

 

[oggbashan]

Apologies, Venetian Lady. I'm in my Henry VIII persona and his language was not courtly.

He also wasted good women by chopping heads off. Not very green of him. He should have recycled them.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, they were buried, weren't they?

 

[oggbashan]

Yes, but recycling live ones is better.

If I didn't want them, someone might have appreciated a slightly-used Queen.

Og

 

[Guest]

a slightly-used Queen.

Ah, that brought a tear to my eye. Not for the ex-Mrs. HRH's but for how I feel too often.

Perdita

 

[whispering_surrender]

Ah, that brought a tear to my eye. Not for the ex-Mrs. HRH's but for how I feel too often.

Perdita

Awww....*hugs* Not slightly used hon....just wiser and sexier darlin'!

Whisper

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A slightly used Queen... Freddie Mercury... and suddenly, this thread is back to lesbinims again.

The circle is closed.

This thread is now officially available for hi-jack!

 

[oggbashan]

Ah, that brought a tear to my eye. Not for the ex-Mrs. HRH's but for how I feel too often.

Perdita

You should have been recycled to be someone's much wanted person who appreciates who you are. You have a male fan club on the AH.

If Henry VIII's courts are to be believed everybody wanted Anne Boleyn except Henry and most got her. Who believes lawyers?

Og

 

[Guest]

Thanks to Ogg and Whisps. Actually, I was recycled thrice, legally. It's really me who gave up on the male HRH's. I find my way 'round, though.

Princess Perdita

 

[Lovepotion69]

You went to a Chippendales show without me??!!!



Regarding getting asked up by a girl, that doesn't happen very often, does it? Take it as a compliment, she actually had the guts to ask. Not an easy thing when you don't know if the person will kick your ass or not.

Personally I've only ever had one girl hit on me. Was at the Cheers pub in London. She was bi and engaged to her bf. Think she was 2-3 years younger than me too. Black gorgeous looking girl and she was with a female friend. Made me feel a bit confused, but it was kinda cool too.

 

[LorriLove]

whoa there!!!!!

did someone mention chippendales!!!!!!!!

as lovepotion said svenska honey, take it as a compliment if the girls wanna hit on you, tell them thanks but no thanks, then feel warm and satisfied with your appearance and sensual nature.

me? well i never say no to anyone


lorri xxxxxxxxxx recycled queen, many times over

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm never going to write another sory about lesbinims. That stuff's dangerous!

Last night, when I was out with my galpals, dancing, I had barely made it up to the dance floor when I was asked to dance -

by a girl..!

LOL,

Must have something to do with your looks Flicka. I have written almost 30 Lesbian stories and have yet to have a girl ask me to dance

-Colly

 

[TheEarl]

That must be a comment on Swedish men.

I thought they were slow, but...

Have a virtual dance with me. That way my size 13 feet won't step on yours.

Og

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet.

Big shoes.

The (Size 13) Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, the weird thing was that it was at a disco, I was walking on the dance floor, and about 2 seconds away from starting to dance anyway. Why did she ask me to dance???

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

Well, the weird thing was that it was at a disco, I was walking on the dance floor, and about 2 seconds away from starting to dance anyway. Why did she ask me to dance???

'There's nout so queer as folk' as they say in parts of this fair land, never mind her love, I've only got size 11 feet, fancy a smoochy one on the dance floor