Never's turn for an Apology or SHUT UP NEVER!

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LMAO he has ya there Never!

 

[Bliss]

If you keep being a good girl, i'll let you spread it on my body and lick it off.

Wish I'd known that all along. I woulda packed my handkerchief on a stick and headed for Havoc's house a looooooooong time ago.

*You imagined that I said that out loud* *You are getting very sleepy*

 

[Never]

Yes, that was a stretch of the imagination. You forget, I'm a virgin as well, how could you let me down unless I had some preconcived notions?

Now where did Nikki go?

 

[Bobtoad777]

maybe you did have preconcieved notions after reading the stories on here abnout the men who can get a bj, go pussy, then ass then tittie fuck for about 3 hours before the cum , maybe you though i would last longer than 30 secs

 

[Magic Merlin]

Essence of Never!

Endless, meaningless posts!

Mindless, meaningless thoughts!

Rambling, meaningless threads!

Everything so meaningless, that you have now become Meaningful! To a lot of us

Hey, you think I could market "Essence of Never" and become rich



Never, I will say 'I hate you' to satisfy you, but I really like you, because you Mean something to us.


*runs and ducks for cover as never throws 'cold stare' at MM*

 

[Never]

There are stories on this site with men in them?!
Mind blowing, I can honestly say I haven't read a single one.
Unless you mean the one with Deb and Flagg? Well.. if that's the preconcieved notion you're thinking about - guilty as charged.
Now bend over. Trust me, It'll last more than 30 seconds.

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[Never]

I do not mean anything.
TAKE THAT BACK! *starts running and tossing tomatoes*

 

[Magic Merlin]

neener....neener........neener...

hehehe *runs through thread ducking for cover as Essence of Never looks to torture MM's soul*


you Mean something!......yes you do!......neener....neener

 

[Xander]

It's true, I've watched it all from the shadows and I did nothing about it. I've watched newbie after newbie be burned for what they've done. Everyone has been insulted, flamed and hated...everyone but me.

I've been here only two and a half months (or something like that) and I should make 1000 in a couple weeks. Yet does anyone jump on my back for excessive posting? No.
Have you ever seen me start a thread that was worth the electrons used to make it? I mean, remember the giant fork with the word 'spoon' under it? Anal Orgasms? Wishing Endlessly goodnight with a giant Jiggly Puff? Look at 'You know'.. if anyone else had started that thread you'd be threatening to anally rape them.

Half my posts don't even make sense! I'm egotistical -this thread starter proves that. I'm obnoxious - remember when I chased Rosebud around teasing her about the fact that no one posted when she was here? I'm an apple polisher - I've spent so much time kissing Laurel's ass my monitor has lip smudges all over it. I've annoying - I post on EVERY thread, even when I have nothing to add. I'm disruptive - there was Slut_boy having a wonderful thread and then I make fun of it. I'm not even that nice!

Yet, I can't remember even once being criticized or mocked, even when I was a newbie.

So the next time you feel the need to vent remember:
Who starts meaningless threads? Never!
Who thinks the world of herself? Never!
Who has a stupid handle? Never!
Who makes up posts just to fill up space? Never!
Who do you hate?…
NEVER!

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I fell asleep in the tub until the cat jumped on my back.

Fuck you Never!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Never say Never again... soory but now I think I am in love with you... is that Ok or not?

Da chef

 

[Guest]

Oi, Never!!!!!

DON'T FUCK OFF!!!!

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee

(Kuh! There's always one, isn't there?)