StillStunned
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I just enjoy needling you.You really shouldn't threaten me with a good time.
I love puns. I'm in stitches.
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I just enjoy needling you.You really shouldn't threaten me with a good time.
I just enjoy needling you.
I love puns. I'm in stitches.
I feel an... ahem... looming sense of dread.What an intricate tapestry you two weave...
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills.I feel an... ahem... looming sense of dread.
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills.
No we're knot!You and Wanda are sew bad.
No we're knot!
I’ve reached a personal milestone of following an excellent pun thread without ripping open some seam to dart into.No we're knot!
As long as you can spin a yarn.What do I know? I'm just a crochety old man.
As long as you can spin a yarn.
That's OK. I'm feeling a bit woolly in my head myself.At first I didn't get the pun, but then I cotton.
hey! Don't kink shame!No we're knot!
God, I can't believe this thread is still being spun. And look, now you have roped me in!
Now 1,001.A very brief AH drive-by to say thank you to my 1,000 followers. Thanks for sticking with me.
Emily
1 million views! 11,700 votes for a 4.75 rating. And all because I wanted to try writing one of those oddly popular “lap” stories (I failed at that — lap is in the title but not much in the story).
Mom Son Lap Halloween
Welcome & congrats. Doing it in two years is amazing.Two years after I published my first story here (and a day, maybe, I didn't check yesterday), I made it onto the most followed list!