NEW TO LIT?...introduce yourselves here!

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Virgins and Gurus

"Introduce yourself here" - but all the posts are from Guru-types - perhaps I have to posta couple of hundred times before I can introduce myself? LOL;)

Well, as a pre-introduction-introduction, I'm male, just over 6 foot, back living in the UK, no idea where this "Lit" thing is likely to go (how does it work? will I have time to keep up with it?), but intending to have fun with it anyway...
 
6 ft virgins

OOOH Arkontheroof, you may be a virgin in this life, but I suspect you're a reincarnation of a guru yourself. :D

Your post on Robin Hood really had me laughing as you do have such a delectable way with words.

Hope to bump into you in a dark place sometime, before you lose your virginity or after....

:rose: :kiss:
LM
 
Scherazade, Felicity and Razor and all other newbees

Welcome to SRP ... I hope you will have a good time in here ... and im sure you will find a thread to write in before long.

Ark .. It sounds as if you already have got your feet wet .. guru or not. *winks*

You are always welcome to visit one of the OOC clubs .. They work a bit differently but no matter if you visit the Pearl or the Rooftop you will still get a free drink.
 
Thank you Hunting Tiger for you kind welcome :)

I am a little bit nervous about joining in a thread everyone seems to be so very good at this stuff. I had a look for a thread but it's very hard to just jump in and I don't want to upset anybody.

Hi Razor and Felicity nice to meet you guys
 
bumb huh? *grin*

As in, "I like your bumb Tiger"? LOL

:kiss:

P.S. I only just noticed that this thread got a sticky now! I am probably the slow one around here!
 
Thanks for 'bumbing' this one back up HT.
It's been a pretty useful thread to have around.
 
Rae

An introduction:?!!

I am Rae, 39/f/PA. Very new to Lit. What a completely wonderful site. I am fascinated by each writer and story teller.

I hope to learn many things here. One thing is to improve my writing, while becoming completely turned on by the writing of others. What could be better?!!!!, and how much fun?!!!!!

Thanks to those who have been patient with me, and the ones that haven't....Oh well none of us is perfect.

I only wish everyone here Sweet Dreams!

A hug to each of you,
Rae ;-)
 
nice bumb ht You'll never live this one down. lol perhaps it was a fruedian slip. just to get some attention perhaps *grin*
 
Hi Rae,
and welcome seems like we posted together maybe thats some sort of sign? lol anyway reading you in News Years Bash ;) cold here in Wi too but your writing warmed me up. keep it up.

nooner
 
welcome

Welcome to Lit, dream.

Stop by the rooftop lounge and say hi, get a free drink

there are lots of threads that could use an eager virgin (Lit virgin that is,lol) including the Wolf Child thread I'll be starting on Monday. Read the intros, pm the creator or join in, or even create your own, you'll do fine. Be fearless.
 
Welcome to Lit :)

Welcome Rae, hope you have a wild time and lots of fun here with the rest of us :D


note: So HT doesn't have to show her bumb again (poor gal) I stuck it up here for easier find :) lol Tho so far HT, I am hearing it's a nice bumb..

:D be safe all.
Sp
 
Hi Rae .. and welcome to Lit

At your service Mya :kiss:

Nooner .. Looks as if i got all the attention i wanted.

Sweet .. Here i thought that one 'bumb' from me was all that was needed to turn a thread into a sticky. By the way my slip wasn't as bad as yours :p

Looks at my name and wonders where the Tigress is. ;)
 
TY

I thank each of you for your warm welcome. You are all so very gracious.

I hope our paths cross here on Lit, I am looking forward to playing!!!!

Sweet Dreams,
Rae ;-)
 
LOL Ok ok, I just read that AGAIN..

Tsk tsk.. shame on you HT for making me blush! But yes, in all reality, the male populous loves a nice bumb, so it's hangin' up here for all to see..

ahem.. not mine! ;)

*running off to hide once again before she gets herself into trouble!*

Ciao Sp
 
Re: Anyone wanna have some XXX fun w/ me? I'm new to LitErotica

ReturnedOne said:
Hello, all.

While this name is relatively new to the Board, I have posted here previously under another name (Whit00EK) but had to abandon it and all postings for several months.

I have returned (to those of you who may actually give a damn) and intend to pick up where I left off, if that is at all possible.

There have been sooooooo many improvements to my absolute favorite site on the 'net that I am nearly overwhelmed and will need some serious instructions as to how to take advantage of them.....any offers here? Hecate, dear, are you still around and about?

Edward
Hello. I'm new to LitErotica. Would anyone like to have some fun w/ me? Would anyone like to have some fun with me? I'm new to LitErotica.
 
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New to Lit

Hey folks....love the forum...love the stories...love the attitudes. I can't wait to get the games started...
 
hmmmmm... attitudes.... I think you've got the right idea blak sylk where as lots of forums seem to thrive on conflict and angst I've found this one to be rather mellow and calm maybe it has to do with all the sex we're enjoying here so much. lol wlecome blak sylk, hope you have a good time.

:rose:
nooner
 
hi im virgin well not in real life but you know what i mean i am always lookin for a friend or some one to play wit. IM ME ON AIM WHEN IM ON!!!!!!
MOOMOOMAN52
 
ooc HI

Hi all. Having fun and enjoying the Threads. Just wanted to say hi and add my name. Have fun all and happy writing.See ya...
 
Hello
I am an experienced roleplayer
Especially fantasy games and a lot in the sex chats
I am a fairly good on the fly storyteller
I'd like to join a game as either a hero or villain
I should warn you that my villains can go a little . . . . dark at times
 
Feeling Thoroughly Outclassed

Greetings, Salutations, etc., etc...

How intimidating is this- a huge community that's blossomed for years, and attempting to dive in-- head first, this time. Hopefully there's someone in this mosh pit that will take pity on a virgin fool enough to test the waters.

After perusing through the forums for a bit, I attempted to write a suitable introduction for these fine literary minds, and the ISP miraculously commited suicide. On some days this would please me extensively. But not today. I nearly threw the blasted thing out the window, which was SO temptingly close.

So, instead of the eloquent mini-bio I had meticulously constructed, you're left with this rambling little waste of space! ::winks:: Have been reading at Literotica for a few years, and decided to peek in on the boards. And the resounding sentiments from all areas of brain was: "WOW!"

Thusly, I present my meager qualifications-- which boil down to: ZILCH.

Am extremely glad to be here, and will definitely stop by for the proffered drink.

-Gemma
 
Hi Eightpartsgood and Witticist and Welcome to the Boards.

Stop by either of the OOC little places.

China Pearl Inn, Rick's Rooftop and the China Pearl Bath and Teahouse.

We have all started out in a similar position, feel free to browse through the boards and check out things.
 
howdy

howdy yall. im josh and im from oklahoma. a friend of mine told me about this place so i decided i needed to come see for myself.
its great for the few times i been on here and i hope i get to speak with some of yall in the future
 
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