Faime
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Hehe, everything is one long metaphor for erections and sex.![]()
However some metaphors are longer than others.
And better at it too!
Okay, so that wasn't actually clever there.
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Hehe, everything is one long metaphor for erections and sex.![]()
Faime FTW
Faime FTW
I'm glad you like it ;]This thread is fantastic...
You are too kind. *kisses your hand*
Damnit Faime, now we are tied. I challenge you to a duel. Poison pens at 20 paces! En garde sir. I said En garde!
Seriously though, this has been a blast. Have fun folks and don't have too much fun while I am sleeping. Leave a little for me so I can make it through the day tomorrow.
Damnit Faime, now we are tied. I challenge you to a duel. Poison pens at 20 paces! En garde sir. I said En garde!
Seriously though, this has been a blast. Have fun folks and don't have too much fun while I am sleeping. Leave a little for me so I can make it through the day tomorrow.
Oh dont go. I was just about to post something rather juicy ;]
Oh dont go. I was just about to post something rather juicy ;]
Damnit Faime, now we are tied. I challenge you to a duel. Poison pens at 20 paces! En garde sir. I said En garde!
Oh dont go. I was just about to post something rather juicy ;]
Temptation great.. The force is strong in that one..........must resist the call of sleep. Must resist!
Slightly addicted to your videos...
Poison pens you say?
Hmmm, I've seem to have lost my pen. However, I know exactly where I put the poison. It was in your drink
Hands you a fresh cup of coffee.
Ok, I see how this works. Niceguy gives me the coffee that Faime has poisoned. It is a conspiracy I tell you! A conspiracy!
Ok, I see how this works. Niceguy gives me the coffee that Faime has poisoned. It is a conspiracy I tell you! A conspiracy!

Just give me a couple minutes boys. ;]
God man, you're so sleep deprived you're all paranoid! Drink your coffee and go to sleep.
God man, you're so sleep deprived you're all paranoid! Drink your coffee and go to sleep.
Yes, you would like me to do that wouldn't you! You are all in on it aren't you? I see. I see now. I see everything. Faime was the second gunman on the grassy knoll, and he rides the Loch Ness monster to his meetings with the Illuminati. Away foul demon! AWAY!
Yes, you would like me to do that wouldn't you! You are all in on it aren't you? I see. I see now. I see everything. Faime was the second gunman on the grassy knoll, and he rides the Loch Ness monster to his meetings with the Illuminati. Away foul demon! AWAY!