SirGalahad67
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This just in from the suburbs of north Ga: In a victory for guys on this board and men everywhere, Xander soundly defeated Willful Brat in a contest of wills at the pool tables, trouncing her 2 games to none. This was witnessed by WB's hubby Sir Galahad67, Ambrosious, and the Fantasy Goddess (although their testimony might have been tainted due to large amounts of alcohol ingested prior to this stirring grudge match).
Sir Galahad, due to his drunken stupor, was unable to resist a heartfelt "I told you so" to his crestfallen spouse. Rumor has it that he will soon be out of the hospital, but that he will be forced to endure celibacy for quite sometime due to his unfortunate words.
Further rumors have the militant feminist group "Women Who Hate Men Who Can Play Pool" sending their top assassin kickboxer Myst in search of Xander, who (like Salmon Rushdie) has been forced to go into hiding. Other informed sources have Myst dealing out her dirty work to the vicious pair Killer Muffin and Scylis who are also rumored to be coming to hunt down Xander in retaliation for this brutal defeat of WB at the pool tables.
Hollywood is also looking at a possible movie about the events of the evening to be tentatively titled "Xander Whips Willfulbrat's Ass". WriterDom is said to be under contract for the screenplay.
Stay tuned.
Sir Galahad, due to his drunken stupor, was unable to resist a heartfelt "I told you so" to his crestfallen spouse. Rumor has it that he will soon be out of the hospital, but that he will be forced to endure celibacy for quite sometime due to his unfortunate words.
Further rumors have the militant feminist group "Women Who Hate Men Who Can Play Pool" sending their top assassin kickboxer Myst in search of Xander, who (like Salmon Rushdie) has been forced to go into hiding. Other informed sources have Myst dealing out her dirty work to the vicious pair Killer Muffin and Scylis who are also rumored to be coming to hunt down Xander in retaliation for this brutal defeat of WB at the pool tables.
Hollywood is also looking at a possible movie about the events of the evening to be tentatively titled "Xander Whips Willfulbrat's Ass". WriterDom is said to be under contract for the screenplay.
Stay tuned.
