Keleigh
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2004
- Posts
- 198
Hey hi. Now that I have your attention 
I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Keleigh and if you look you will see I've been here for a while but no one really knows me . I think cause I am a people watcher and I'm kind of shy.
I'm in my later 30s, I have naturally very dark brown hair, but my hairdresser keeps changing it when he does my touch ups so that I can continue to pretend I'm 23 so I am not sure what color it is right now. Calico maybe.
I've got curves. I'm willing to bet I've got more curves than a lot of you would like, I should probably lose 20 pounds but that would mean giving up time doing other things I like and I'm a good cook, but at least the curves are in the right places. I have terrible eyesight so I wear glasses or contacts, which is a shame since my eyes are probably my best feature, and I get described as cute or adorable more often than sexy or beautiful. I talk too much and it isn't always about sex.
Since you can no longer be disappointed in what I have to offer because you didn't know, let me tell you what I do have to share with someone.
Why am I here and what am I looking for?
(copy and pastes my own variation of everyone else's sad story- if you really want to hear it I'll share it with you but I am not going to pretend my version is unique.)
I'm looking for a friend, not just someone who is looking for a quick fuck or an online talking sex toy. Would I like it to turn into something with a little meaning? Maybe, I don't even know myself. I'm not looking for a replacement husband or someone to run away with, but I don't fuck strangers either. I want someone I can connect with and talk to and flirt and enjoy.
I am not looking for players or to be the next in a long line of conquests. I've been here a long time. I probably know more about most of the people on here than anyone would realize, simply by reading what they write. Sorry, that's probably creepy but I do. It was never my intention to be stalkerish, it just felt like walking into the cafeteria midyear senior year and trying to find a lunch table. So I know who most of the game players are and I've seen horror stories and train wrecks. I've never looked to get involved and I've probably exchanged PMs with a dozen people over the years. None of them more than a half dozen I'd bet.
I don't know if anyone is interested in something like this, if you are, drop me a line.
I look forward to hearing what you have to offer.
I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Keleigh and if you look you will see I've been here for a while but no one really knows me . I think cause I am a people watcher and I'm kind of shy.I'm in my later 30s, I have naturally very dark brown hair, but my hairdresser keeps changing it when he does my touch ups so that I can continue to pretend I'm 23 so I am not sure what color it is right now. Calico maybe.
I've got curves. I'm willing to bet I've got more curves than a lot of you would like, I should probably lose 20 pounds but that would mean giving up time doing other things I like and I'm a good cook, but at least the curves are in the right places. I have terrible eyesight so I wear glasses or contacts, which is a shame since my eyes are probably my best feature, and I get described as cute or adorable more often than sexy or beautiful. I talk too much and it isn't always about sex.
Since you can no longer be disappointed in what I have to offer because you didn't know, let me tell you what I do have to share with someone.
- I'm funny
- I'm smart
- I have an evil sense of humor
- I like to laugh
- I am cute-ish in a elfish kinda way I guess
- I am way above average on the conversationalist scale
- I like people.
- I have varied and numerous interests.
- I have boobs.
Why am I here and what am I looking for?
(copy and pastes my own variation of everyone else's sad story- if you really want to hear it I'll share it with you but I am not going to pretend my version is unique.)
- I'm married.
- My husband has chronic pain issues and depression because of it.
- I'm lonely and he ignores me.
- I miss being wanted
- I want to be needed
- Is it right? Of course not.
- Am I just being honest? Yes
I'm looking for a friend, not just someone who is looking for a quick fuck or an online talking sex toy. Would I like it to turn into something with a little meaning? Maybe, I don't even know myself. I'm not looking for a replacement husband or someone to run away with, but I don't fuck strangers either. I want someone I can connect with and talk to and flirt and enjoy.
I am not looking for players or to be the next in a long line of conquests. I've been here a long time. I probably know more about most of the people on here than anyone would realize, simply by reading what they write. Sorry, that's probably creepy but I do. It was never my intention to be stalkerish, it just felt like walking into the cafeteria midyear senior year and trying to find a lunch table. So I know who most of the game players are and I've seen horror stories and train wrecks. I've never looked to get involved and I've probably exchanged PMs with a dozen people over the years. None of them more than a half dozen I'd bet.
I don't know if anyone is interested in something like this, if you are, drop me a line.
I look forward to hearing what you have to offer.
all this free time! Grilling this afternoon I think and possibly a movie tonight. I love the start of summer.
