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firestorm71 said:
I think you'd be too drunk to care. lmao

I don't think I would at that -- as long as i got to enjoy the lovely ladies goodies -- don't care if its wrapped or not !! :devil:
 
candiman40 said:
I don't think I would at that -- as long as i got to enjoy the lovely ladies goodies -- don't care if its wrapped or not !! :devil:
Like I said...not sure if you really know what you are getting yourself into here. LOL
 
Gomez130 said:
OMG Fire, What an AV !!!!

Here, here! Quite the new AV, Fire. But I have one question. How'd you get a picture of my ex? Ba dum dum. OK, enough monkeying around. Ba dum dum, crash! But seriously folks, a chimp in lipstick walks into a bar and the bartender says, "That's no chimp, that's my mother-in-law." Ba dum bump. OK, enough monkey business for one day. Thank you, good night, don't forget to tip your waitress and try the veal, it's the best in the city.
 
jerseyman1963 said:
Here, here! Quite the new AV, Fire. But I have one question. How'd you get a picture of my ex? Ba dum dum. OK, enough monkeying around. Ba dum dum, crash! But seriously folks, a chimp in lipstick walks into a bar and the bartender says, "That's no chimp, that's my mother-in-law." Ba dum bump. OK, enough monkey business for one day. Thank you, good night, don't forget to tip your waitress and try the veal, it's the best in the city.
ROFLMAO You need serious help Jersey!!! But thank you for starting the day with a smile...even if it was for the bad jokes! LOL

Good morning All!
 
firestorm71 said:
Evening all!

Slo - Yes darlin...it's very simple. I'll send you a PM with instructions.

GG - You were just mad cuz you had to behave yourself while drinking....hopefully you didn't drink any tequila!!!! LMAO

Candi...You'll get your drink darlin...don't worry about that.


Hey Jersey Good Mornin... lol

Fire does Tequila efeect GG like it does in the song?

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF, contact in her drink...

give me a COLD Beer or a double Makers Mark and keep the bottle handy...lol
 
Gomez130 said:
Hey Jersey Good Mornin... lol

Fire does Tequila efeect GG like it does in the song?

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF, contact in her drink...

give me a COLD Beer or a double Makers Mark and keep the bottle handy...lol
Gotta love Joe Nichols! But yes...I think that is GG's new theme song!!! So GG - This one goes out to you!!!!

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH HAVE MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
YEAH, TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...
BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
YEAH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
OH, TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
 
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Candi...or in an office complex in an comp rm with no windows.. at least its cold in here.. nipply infact...lol


GOOD AFTERNOON Jersey
 
Bloomfield signing in...

Helooooooo Joisey!

I'm a nyc transplant, taken root in 2004.
We should have a party...famous daves sounds like the spot :D

stu
 
masterWNY said:
Helooooooo Joisey!

I'm a nyc transplant, taken root in 2004.
We should have a party...famous daves sounds like the spot :D

stu

we already did that...you missed it.
 
firestorm71 said:
Gotta love Joe Nichols! But yes...I think that is GG's new theme song!!! So GG - This one goes out to you!!!!

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH HAVE MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
YEAH, TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...
BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
YEAH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
OH, TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF


I requested that song on my drive to the Litogether...told the DJ it was gonna be that kinda night...he was totally in shock.
 
Summerbrew is a party the local fire co throws every june. 30 beers on tap, all the beer you can drink, food you can eat and 2 live bands...party is sat from 5-???
 
ahh- a local thing... ya- they didn't put any advertising up here about it!... beer huh? I hate beer....

but if you are there....
 
kinkycentralnjguy said:
ahh- a local thing... ya- they didn't put any advertising up here about it!... beer huh? I hate beer....

but if you are there....

LOL...beer's not my fav either...so my boss (who runs it) makes sure to stock wine for me.
 
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