candiman40
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firestorm71 said:I think you'd be too drunk to care. lmao
I don't think I would at that -- as long as i got to enjoy the lovely ladies goodies -- don't care if its wrapped or not !!

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firestorm71 said:I think you'd be too drunk to care. lmao

Like I said...not sure if you really know what you are getting yourself into here. LOLcandiman40 said:I don't think I would at that -- as long as i got to enjoy the lovely ladies goodies -- don't care if its wrapped or not !!![]()
firestorm71 said:Like I said...not sure if you really know what you are getting yourself into here. LOL
Gomez130 said:OMG Fire, What an AV !!!!
ROFLMAO You need serious help Jersey!!! But thank you for starting the day with a smile...even if it was for the bad jokes! LOLjerseyman1963 said:Here, here! Quite the new AV, Fire. But I have one question. How'd you get a picture of my ex? Ba dum dum. OK, enough monkeying around. Ba dum dum, crash! But seriously folks, a chimp in lipstick walks into a bar and the bartender says, "That's no chimp, that's my mother-in-law." Ba dum bump. OK, enough monkey business for one day. Thank you, good night, don't forget to tip your waitress and try the veal, it's the best in the city.
firestorm71 said:Evening all!
Slo - Yes darlin...it's very simple. I'll send you a PM with instructions.
GG - You were just mad cuz you had to behave yourself while drinking....hopefully you didn't drink any tequila!!!! LMAO
Candi...You'll get your drink darlin...don't worry about that.
Gotta love Joe Nichols! But yes...I think that is GG's new theme song!!! So GG - This one goes out to you!!!!Gomez130 said:Hey Jersey Good Mornin... lol
Fire does Tequila efeect GG like it does in the song?
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF, contact in her drink...
give me a COLD Beer or a double Makers Mark and keep the bottle handy...lol
masterWNY said:Helooooooo Joisey!
I'm a nyc transplant, taken root in 2004.
We should have a party...famous daves sounds like the spot
stu
firestorm71 said:with no underwear of course!!! lmao
Guttergoddess said:I'd have to buy some in order to wear any.![]()
firestorm71 said:Gotta love Joe Nichols! But yes...I think that is GG's new theme song!!! So GG - This one goes out to you!!!!
SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH HAVE MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
YEAH, TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...
BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
YEAH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
OH, TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
kinkycentralnjguy said:Hi.....
candiman40 said:Wahhhoooo shopping trip !!!
and what's summerbrew?Guttergoddess said:Evenin kinky....you comin down for Summerbrew this weekend?
Guttergoddess said:darlin, you enjoy shopping more than most women i know!

kinkycentralnjguy said:ahh- a local thing... ya- they didn't put any advertising up here about it!... beer huh? I hate beer....
but if you are there....
candiman40 said:Depends on the women -- and as long as its not my $$ !!!!!![]()