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jetpuff said:
turn them inside out?
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turn them inside out?
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jetpuff said:
I am having a bad flashback to 10th grade math. Alex and Christine are in a car traveling at 60 miles an hour. Bob and Diana are in another car going in the opposite direction at 55 miles an hour. Given a distance of 9.5 miles, when will the two cars pass each other if Christine is going down on Alex but Diana is only giving Bob a hand job?
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jetpuff said:
well..... if we're really looking for an answer -- and its not something i would do personally, ( I'd make someone drive to the local Eckerts)
Each fella would re-use the condom from the other girl ?
I don't think the surgeon general would approve either.
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Gmorn all...it's almost FRIDAY!
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Friday is a comin' !!!!! 
I'm back from the beach. I read lots of books (4 books in 2.5 days) and did get to sit on the beach for a while yesterday. The beach by yourself- a little boring, alhtough it was good to get away and veg.
Jersey- the funny thing is, I was singing that very same song as I typed it!
so, I took lots of walks on the beach, ate a zeppoli, went to Point Pleasant boardwalk and had a pina colada at Martells!
Hope everyone is happy today! be cool...
Jersey- the funny thing is, I was singing that very same song as I typed it!
so, I took lots of walks on the beach, ate a zeppoli, went to Point Pleasant boardwalk and had a pina colada at Martells!
Hope everyone is happy today! be cool...
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slowgo said:
youy came down to Point...and didn't come visit me?
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wow...NJ has certainly fallen off on the excitement radar
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Whatta talkin bout --- We got all sorts of rain here !!
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rain is only good when it's accompanied by a thunderstorm...and I'm "making love" during it.
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Guttergoddess said:
I think we did it in a rainstorm once - a hundred years ago I think
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i LOVE storm sex, preferably outdoors..so you can feel the rain pounding on your skin, the electricity running through your body...the wind whipping your hair....
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Guttergoddess said:
Sigh .... i wish i could again
whoops! I didn't know you were down by the Point! sorry, my bad.storm sex, eh? I cant' say that i've ever tried that, but i love walking in the rain-specially on a stormy night! that wet dripping feeling....hmmm....
going to bed now! nite all!
going to bed now! nite all!
candiman40 said:well..... if we're really looking for an answer -- and its not something i would do personally, ( I'd make someone drive to the local Eckerts)
Each fella would re-use the condom from the other girl ?
I don't think the surgeon general would approve either.
Here is the answer that the surgeon general will approve but you probably won't like
First guy put on two condoms at the same time, have sex with C.
Next he carefully peels off the outer one, have sex with D.
Next guy use the one the first guy peeled off to have sex with C.
Then he put the other condom (the one used between the first guy and D) over the one he is wearing to have sex with D.
Of course they need to be really careful about making any contact between inside/outside of the two condoms. And I can't imagine the pain of putting on a rolled out condom...
The rumor has it that this is a real interview question for sales position at a big sillicon valley company.
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sorry...surgeon general would never go for that...cuz the inside of the 1st condom still touches both guys dicks...a definite no no
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What a nice welcome, thanks all. I can't imagine not having a good time here, you guys (and gals) are great. I am thinking postive about the weekend, no rain. Going to see the family (in of all places LBI and surrounding areas) and I do NOT want to be stuck indoors with 'em.
Love 'em to death but not in close quarters.
teaser answer: Christine locks Diana up in the closet. Helllllo Alex and Bob!
Love 'em to death but not in close quarters.
teaser answer: Christine locks Diana up in the closet. Helllllo Alex and Bob!
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teaser answer: Christine locks Diana up in the closet. Helllllo Alex and Bob! [/QUOTE]
Yup -- Defintiely a Jersey Girl !!!!
Morning sweetcheeks
[/QUOTE]Yup -- Defintiely a Jersey Girl !!!!
Morning sweetcheeks
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Welcome ds
LOL Devil, I run the OPPOSITE direction this weekend.
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY! AND A LONG WEEKEND!
LOL Devil, I run the OPPOSITE direction this weekend.
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY! AND A LONG WEEKEND!
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