Notification system

[Queersetti]

Ack! Manu on the GB!

That scared the crap out of me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just wipe it off the bottom of your shoe as if it were scat...

 

[Queersetti]

You motherfucking ingrates. For 15 years we set you up with jerkoff material, free of fucking charge, and all I ever hear from you shitheads is whine,whine,whine. Do I ever get a "nice job, Manu" or maybe a "show us your tits,Manu"? Fuck no! It's just "we want this" and "we want that"'. Fuck off you goddamn titty suckin' babies.

You want notifications? How about I notify you which part of my ass you can kiss, you freeloading cocksuckers?

Kind of harsh there, old man.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

lol...

 

[Queersetti]

lol...

Go ahead, ask Manu to show you his tits.

 

[Saint Peter]

Kind of harsh there, old man.

Manu was my high school gym teacher?

 

[Queersetti]

Manu was my high school gym teacher?

That explains some things.

 

[Saint Peter]

That explains some things.

The fucker has a wicked slapshot.

 

[Queersetti]

The fucker has a wicked slapshot.

Is that what you called it?

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that what you called it?

Yes. I can see where the term might be confusing to you living so close to Canada and all of that.

 

[Brollyanna]

My first Manu!!
(Without going overboard or anything, I want to show Manu my tits, although I really shouldn't ...oh fuck it - just for a little while.)

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Go ahead, ask Manu to show you his tits.

I showed him mine which is why I can no longer post as Byron-In-Exile...

 

[Saint Peter]

Serious milkers!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

STFU Byron!

 

[Queersetti]

Damn it, Manu will probably spend all his time trolling the board for tits now, and chat will never get fixed.

 

[Dream59]

I showed him mine which is why I can no longer post as Byron-In-Exile...

No but you could go buy a 38ddd bra to hold those things up, as well as cover them up.

 

[17893]

Hey Manu! Thank you for this update! Awesome announcement! I think I speak for almost all of us when I say that we have a very keen interest in the "backend." Please keep us "apprised" of any "up""dates." And also, "Laurel is a wonderful treasure." More of that, please.

P.s. hiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if this counts as a "technical request" but I think neci would like to see your balls? Thx

Hey OP - in the meantime, I would suggest that you set up some sort of configuration in Google Alerts. Maybe the query could be: "hi I am a whiny bitch plz deliver 2 ke everything I want 4 free kewl thk u."

http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/literotica.com

you all have thousands of posts under your belt, but you say very little

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/literotica.com

you all have thousands of posts under your belt, but you say very little

You have seven under yours and say even less.

 

[Saint Peter]

And Manu thinks you're a dick.

 

[Queersetti]

http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/literotica.com

you all have thousands of posts under your belt, but you say very little

Belt, schmelt. You should see what's under her skirt.

 

[Lancecastor]

New poster comes along with a question...Manu answers it.

Lit has become like the banks...new customers get all the free shit, loyal customers get squat.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ask better questions.



Step up your game.

 

[Queersetti]

New poster comes along with a question...Manu answers it.

Lit has become like the banks...new customers get all the free shit, loyal customers get squat.

And you have been nothing, if not loyal.

 

[Lancecastor]

And you have been nothing, if not loyal.

Exactly!

You'd think by now I'd at least be getting a discount on my annual membership.

 

[Queersetti]

Exactly!

You'd think by now I'd at least be getting a discount on my annual membership.

I hope they at least sent you the coffee mug they give to all members with over 25k posts.

http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/lit_happens_coffee_mug-r389379167d1a4d2183cb611e28f652f3_x7jgr_8byvr_324.jpg