Nude Day Contest Support Thread

[wishfulthinking]

My second entry was also posted this morning! Lovely stroke fodder for the trolls

Probably should have spent the total five minutes between finishing my story and the midnight cut-off to edit it, judging by the feedback But heck, it's a give and take world, and I give them poor spelling and grammar! At least I can say I qualify for the comp!

 

[cloudy]

I'm not gonna name names here, but there's a certain troll that is rather paranoid that me, Lou, Lauren, Abs, et al, are all the same person with different nicks......you know who she is.

Anyway, at the end of her Nude Day story, she offers nude pics of herself if they vote and comment.

I think this contest has sunk to a new low...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm not gonna name names here, but there's a certain troll that is rather paranoid that me, Lou, Lauren, Abs, et al, are all the same person with different nicks......you know who she is.

Anyway, at the end of her Nude Day story, she offers nude pics of herself if they vote and comment.

I think this contest has sunk to a new low...

Being a card-carrying gross, disgusting, male pig, I'd say that depends on how good she looks in the photos.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[psychocatblah]

I'm too new to know what troll it might be. Do you get naked pics even if you comment that it was crap but you want to see the nakey?

 

[Black Tulip]

Sorry Psycho,

That would automatically mean you have to be part of the multiple personality that is suspected to exist around here.



Still not sure I'm considered part of it as well. LOL

 

[Guest]

I have finally come of age as a Lit author. This is quite an epiphany for me, so please, allow me to wallow in this moment of self-indulgance.

I wish to share with you my first two negative and derogatory Public Comments (both on my "humour" story for the contest):


asshole
07/07/04 by Anonymous in europe
thus was horrible what were u thinking? u asshole moron omg this was a boring lame ass story

True Crap
07/08/04 by Anonymous in UK
I always knew you had fuck all talent. This proves it.


I am now an official card carrying member of the Cool Club. I thank you.

Lou

P.S. Result!

EDIT! I've just proved to everyone else now that I have fuck all talent, I even have to edit my posts for spelling mistakes.

 

[oggbashan]

Congratulations, Lou

You can delete those comments now you know you have had them.

Today I had some rare anonymous feedback on a very old story. It is nice that someone actually reads old stories but No - I do not need psychiatric help, I don't need a brain transplant - Anonymous needs to read the category and sub-title before reading a story he isn't likely to enjoy. Why he read a story that is mild femdom when he gets his kicks from beating women up defeats me, but then 'anonymous' doesn't understand much.

Anonymous certainly doesn't understand that Lou's story is 'Humor and Satire' and is a great send up of the 'Lets get together and bonk' genre.

Congrats, Lou, for getting lame-brain response and for a good story.

Og

 

[Guest]

Thanks, Og.



I think that's the thing, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, they obviously didn't realise what category that story was in. If they went directly from the contest page, it doesn't list the category there, and they probably didn't bother to look at the top of the screen once they were there. They just took it as a straight piece. Hahaha!

Either that or they just don't like me.

I can live with that either way and I am not going to delete the comments. I think they're funny!

As for your wonderful piece of feedback: DUH!

Lou

Edited to add a P.S. to Og: Thank you for your great PC, btw. I did have a ball, and yes, you were right, Shock Chick did take over my mind for a while there, as I was writing it. The two women were modelled on both me and her.

 

[psychocatblah]

Sorry Psycho,

That would automatically mean you have to be part of the multiple personality that is suspected to exist around here.



Still not sure I'm considered part of it as well. LOL

Oh... so if I'm assumed to be part of those lovely ladies personality does that mean I can touch their naughty bits as well? *smirks*

Oh, and Lou... I was reading Dingus' entry, and as you mentioned when you go from the contest page it doesn't tell you the category. A few paras down and I winced and thought, "I really hope there isn't a scat fetish section on lit..." I was pretty relieved to scroll up and see it in Humor

 

[neonlyte]

I've read another 17 stories this morning. Voted and PC'd on all. 16 different authors, would have been 17 but Ogg's Chapter 1 forced me to read Chapter 2! So if I leave anyone out, blame Ogg.

Still only half way through the list.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I've read another 17 stories this morning. Voted and PC'd on all. 16 different authors, would have been 17 but Ogg's Chapter 1 forced me to read Chapter 2! So if I leave anyone out, blame Ogg.

Still only half way through the list.

Oh, goody! That means you haven't gotten to me yet. My story rolled off the New list some time ago and has been stuck on the same number of votes for days.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I didn't enter the contest, but am reading as i may. If anyone is short votes please pm me and I will move your story up on my list.

*HUGS8

best of luck to all!

-Colly

 

[Guest]

ARGH! Another one! LOL!

Primary school style writing
07/08/04 by Anonymous in Europe
Please write in a more adult way. The story line is not bad but the style is awful.

Um, it's supposed to be!!! It's HUMOUR & SATIRE

Oh shit, PMSL!!

Lou

P.S. I cannot believe that people seriously think I write that way on purpose. HAHAHA!!!

 

[doormouse]

But is your vote count going up when they post Tatelou?

I'll bet it's the same person. Their vote only counts once. ;-)

 

[Guest]

But is your vote count going up when they post Tatelou?

I'll bet it's the same person. Their vote only counts once. ;-)

Nah, it's different people. I'm not about to let paranoia set in.

Let's face it, it IS crap writing, for a straight piece. I just don't think they realise the category. No malice intended.

The last one actually gave me a four, bless! He did say he liked the plot.

Lou

 

[doormouse]

No way!!

It was hillarious.
What a slut.
What a guy.

I was wetting myself laughing (not to mention choking on coffee LOL)

You did a great job

 

[doormouse]

When the guy was on his back and she was about to impale herself on him, you've written ... lowering 'myself'

Things that make you go hmm LOL
j/k

 

[Guest]

No way!!

It was hillarious.
What a slut.
What a guy.

I was wetting myself laughing (not to mention choking on coffee LOL)

You did a great job

Thanks, sweetie, that means a helluva lot.

When the guy was on his back and she was about to impale herself on him, you've written ... lowering 'myself'

Things that make you go hmm LOL
j/k

Yeah, LOL! My hubby picked up on that, too, but didn't point it out until after I'd submitted it. Never mind.

I'd like to say it was an intentional slip into the first person, to add to the crapiness of the story, but it wasn't. Much more likely that it was a fruedian slip.

It does indeed make me go, "Hmmm!"

Thanks, again!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Oh FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!

Yes, it's beginning to get under my skin now...

If it's supposed to be crap why waste our time?
07/08/04 by Anonymous in USA
Methinks the lady protests too much. Grow up and keep this crap, that's supposed to be crap to yourself. Don't insult the intelligence of readers who come to the site to read the stories of writers who do give of their best.



Lou

 

[cloudy]

Oh FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!

Yes, it's beginning to get under my skin now...

If it's supposed to be crap why waste our time?
07/08/04 by Anonymous in USA
Methinks the lady protests too much. Grow up and keep this crap, that's supposed to be crap to yourself. Don't insult the intelligence of readers who come to the site to read the stories of writers who do give of their best.



Lou

Don't let it bother you, babe....you can join the rest of us mundane authors, swimming around in the gray mass of averageness.

 

[doormouse]

I'd remove the comments Lou

If you go to the feedback portal at all, you'll see how they target a story.

You may get the votes, but they'll all be low.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

IMHO, doormouse has a good point. This is starting to feel like "piling on" which the Feedback Portal makes more likely. Delete the dreak.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Advice taken and acted upon. Thanks Rumple and Doormouse, you're both right.

I didn't do it earlier, because I don't want to be a hypocrite. I didn't think it was right to delete the negative and just leave the positive. However, upon reflection, it's not as if it was constructive critisism, and if he/she can't be man/woman enough to leave me their comments without hiding behind a cloak of anonymity, then they are not worth my time or consideration.

Ahhhh! That's better.

Cheers!

Lou

 

[Dingus Guy]

Oh, and Lou... I was reading Dingus' entry, and as you mentioned when you go from the contest page it doesn't tell you the category. A few paras down and I winced and thought, "I really hope there isn't a scat fetish section on lit..." I was pretty relieved to scroll up and see it in Humor

I am sorry if I scared you psychocatblah. I thought some people would be put off if it wasn't in Humor & Satire. I believe some people are put off anyway, but I had fun writing it.

Hey Lou, don't let the little things get to you. Just enjoy the writing and the responses of the people who like it. I have felt tempted to eradicate some of the bad feedback, but there is so much more good feedback that it doesn't bother me.

 

[psychocatblah]

I am sorry if I scared you psychocatblah. I thought some people would be put off if it wasn't in Humor & Satire. I believe some people are put off anyway, but I had fun writing it.

It's ok, I like a bit of horror I just wanted to be prepared for what I might be reading along the way. It was a cute story in the end, the toilet seat ritual had me giggling!