Numbers: Penis Measurements

[Sappholovers]

Measuring girth by metaphor

Literotica should emphasize words and metaphors over numbers:

Let's measure girth by choosing one of the following.

"When I grip the cock, it feels like gripping a _____

1. Soda can
2. Tennis racket
3. Baseball bat (the handle)
4. Hot dog (bun not included)
5. Golf club
6. Pencil

or

1. Eggplant
2. Zucchini (medium sized)
3. Banana
4. Carrot
5. String bean

 

[Gusty Wind]

[No message]

 

[mac340]

Re: Measuring girth by metaphor

Literotica should emphasize words and metaphors over numbers:

Let's measure girth by choosing one of the following.

"When I grip the cock, it feels like gripping a _____

1. Soda can
2. Tennis racket
3. Baseball bat (the handle)
4. Hot dog (bun not included)
5. Golf club
6. Pencil

or

1. Eggplant
2. Zucchini (medium sized)
3. Banana
4. Carrot
5. String bean

lol that is priceless

 

[MercyMia]

ok ok just for you, you can do whatever you want to it

Ooooh, a blank check! So come closer, Vincent dear

 

[MercyMia]

oh atrociously sounds great i have been good just a little scarce lately

Yes, I know. What's up with that? We need more pictures on your thread, please.

 

[MercyMia]

Re: Measuring firth by metaphor

Literotica should emphasize words and metaphors over numbers:

Let's measure girth by choosing one of the following.

"When I grip the cock, it feels like gripping a _____

1. Soda can
2. Tennis racket
3. Baseball bat (the handle)
4. Hot dog (bun not included)
5. Golf club
6. Pencil

or

1. Eggplant
2. Zucchini (medium sized)
3. Banana
4. Carrot
5. String bean

What a novel suggestion, SapphoLovers. About soda cans, though...they differ in size (girth and length) depending on the country. And in the Philippines, there are at least a hundred varieties of bananas. Some very teeny weeny, and some as long as a tall man's forearm

 

[Sappholovers]

Girth--rolling pin

MercyMia,

Alas, yes: soda cans, bananas, zucchini, even baseball bat handles..... all these can vary in girth.

Let's see what else might work: What about 'rolling pin' at the top of the list as a substitute for soda can?

His cock was so thick, spreading lubricant over it was like flouring up a rolling a pin....

May we should start a fill in the blank with a metaphor contest:

His cock was so thick, holding it was like gripping a _______

 

[MercyMia]

Re: Girth--rolling pin

MercyMia,

Alas, yes: soda cans, bananas, zucchini, even baseball bat handles..... all these can vary in girth.

Let's see what else might work: What about 'rolling pin' at the top of the list as a substitute for soda can?

His cock was so thick, spreading lubricant over it was like flouring up a rolling a pin....

May we should start a fill in the blank with a metaphor contest:

His cock was so thick, holding it was like gripping a _______

Jerry Springer's head? Ha ha ha! What's uniform or standard anymore these days? I suppose if we're going to get literary and use comparisons, the impact we're really going for is relative size...so His cock was so thick, holding it was like gripping Jerry Springer's head? (Sorry, can't get that image out of my mind now!)

 

[VincentFloyd]

Ooooh, a blank check! So come closer, Vincent dear

*walks a bit closer*

 

[MercyMia]

*walks a bit closer*

:shaking head at you:
Could you unzip your pants while you walk over so you'll be ready to be measured once you get here?

 

[Gusty Wind]

::Hiding behind the door, peeking::

 

[VincentFloyd]

:shaking head at you:
Could you unzip your pants while you walk over so you'll be ready to be measured once you get here?

done

 

[Gusty Wind]

:Wow: :Still peeking: Heh heh

 

[VincentFloyd]

:Wow: :Still peeking: Heh heh

like what you see? hehe

been a while gusty

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hello VF! : Nice to see you too.

Hey Mia!

 

[Sappholovers]

For gusty wind

Shall I compare gripping this to a.....?

 

[Gusty Wind]

[No message]

 

[Sappholovers]

Thanks

Dear Gusty Wind,

Thanks for your note. Consider the picture a tribute to the inspiration and pleasure I've received from the photos you've used as your AV.

Sappholover

 

[mac340]

Yes, I know. What's up with that? We need more pictures on your thread, please.

Hi mia your wish is my command, check my thread

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: Thanks

Dear Gusty Wind,

Thanks for your note. Consider the picture a tribute to the inspiration and pleasure I've received from the photos you've used as your AV.

Sappholover

Ohhh your pic was SEXY hot.

 

[Sappholovers]

Another photo

Thanks Gusty. Again, I love the set of pictures you have used for your AV.

Check out another picture I recently posted on the petite women with small breasts thread started by Veryblueeyes.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: Another photo

Thanks Gusty. Again, I love the set of pictures you have used for your AV.

Check out another picture I recently posted on the petite women with small breasts thread started by Veryblueeyes.

Love to check out your thread and pics ... can you please 'Link' me?

Too may thread .... on the board .... don't know where to start looking .. ty

 

[Sappholovers]

Gusty Wind: The name of the thread is "Petite women with small breasts."

I must confess to some degree of website illiteracy: I don't know how to create a link for you. You can search under 'sappholovers' or 'veryblueeyes' to find this thread, or to get it to appear in the first page of threads after you do such a search.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Gusty Wind: The name of the thread is "Petite women with small breasts."

I must confess to some degree of website illiteracy: I don't know how to create a link for you. You can search under 'sappholovers' or 'veryblueeyes' to find this thread, or to get it to appear in the first page of threads after you do such a search.

Sure no problem, I'll keep my eyes open.

 

[showuoff]

Hi MercyMia

Just measured myself for ya darlin' and I'm 8 x 6 1/2, but I'm getting so old now I can't remember whether I'm 6 1/2" long and 8" around or 8" long and 6 1/2" around.

Now that I've shown you mine, don't you think it would be fair if you showed me yours? What size is your pussy hole? One index finger? An index finger and a middle finger? One middle finger in length and 4 fingers in girth?

Bigger than a breadbox? Rolling pin size? Soda can? 2 liter soda bottle? Big enough for Oprah's head without ruining her hairdo?

An easy way to measure is to stick in a small traffic cone until it can't go anymore, then make a mark with a pencil and measure the length and girth of the traffic cone.

I know. I know. I'm just kidding. I tried to tried to resist, but I couldn't. The made me do it. Anyway thanks for the thread and the poll it was very enlightening.

But hey, now some of us men would really like to know the size of the average love canal. What's the most you're able to comfortably fit, length and girth?

Also what size is preferable for oral sex?