Numbers: Penis Measurements

[Jaded1]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm dam tape measure. OK got it...

Aww, all the guys who voted are the most desireable
I think I have your number already, Jaded1

1-800-HOT-DUDE, right?

Dam your good..........

Jaded1, CT

 

[RedBeard49]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm dam tape measure. OK got it...

Aww, all the guys who voted are the most desireable
I think I have your number already, Jaded1

1-800-HOT-DUDE, right?

Awwwww.... well aren't you just a little sweetheart for saying that Mercy..... *blowing a big across the ocean to ya*

 

[RomanHans]

Thanks, ChaseSkyLark

74 votes so far...

Bumping to increase chances of accumulating a critical mass of data.

Happy Sunday, Litsters

Hey, baby, my particular datum already has plenty of mass, thank you...

Roman

 

[MercyMia]

Hey, baby, my particular datum already has plenty of mass, thank you...

Roman

Oh yeah, baby? We'll need proof of *that*!

(You seem chipper! PM me about how Friday went!)

 

[MercyMia]

Ollie ollie in come free

 

[VincentFloyd]

hey mia, what's the biggest size you ever had?

I wanna know exactly inadequate I need to feel lol

 

[MercyMia]

hey mia, what's the biggest size you ever had?

I wanna know exactly inadequate I need to feel lol

Hi Vince

We figured out last time that I need to deprive you of sex for a couple of days, right?

You never need to feel inadequate. Nuh uh uh.

 

[VincentFloyd]

Hi Vince

We figured out last time that I need to deprive you of sex for a couple of days, right?

You never need to feel inadequate. Nuh uh uh.

Mia, don't deprive me! I'll go mad! You can at least say a couple of naughty words right?

 

[MercyMia]

Mia, don't deprive me! I'll go mad! You can at least say a couple of naughty words right?

!Para tu, si'!

I can say : wet
I can say : hard
Is that enough for now?

 

[MercyMia]

A slow and lazy hump-day bump...

 

[huskie]

A slow and lazy hump-day bump...

well it aint quite Hump day here in the states but if you bend over I'll give you my avg size hard and fast, if you like

 

[rockin500]

im just under 8 inches....

 

[MercyMia]

Hi husky
Honey, no way do I want anything average from YOU when I know you're capable of so much more. (So, yeah, I'll bend over, but give me your very best!)

Hi rocking, thank you for voting and posting your measurements. And welcome to Lit--I notice from your posting count that you're a born-again virgin.

 

[MercyMia]

Mmmm...double 8

 

[MercyMia]

Thank you, 89th voter

 

[MercyMia]

A good night bump

 

[ARhorndog]

5 inches hard I may not be able to reach the bottom but I can bang the hell out of the sides. Tongue is 6 inches by the way

 

[MercyMia]

5 inches hard I may not be able to reach the bottom but I can bang the hell out of the sides. Tongue is 6 inches by the way

LOL, ARhorndog! How the heck did you measure your TONGUE??? Dang, now I'm going to have to start a new poll.
Thanks for voting.

 

[MercyMia]

bump

94 measurements
3 days to go

 

[gravyrug]

just found the thread & voted. As expected, average in every way, exept enthusiasm.....

 

[MercyMia]

Thanks, gravyrug. I have limited experience with real life penises so I don't know what average means.

But enthusiasm is yummy

Welcome to Lit!

 

[starkpic]

Thanks, gravyrug. I have limited experience with real life penises so I don't know what average means.

But enthusiasm is yummy

Welcome to Lit!

Hello, young lady, Mia! Still hard at it, I see!

I was thinking of ye on Saturday afternoon as i photographed a lovely lady of the Asian ethnicity. Improved my statistic no end. What was really great too, Mia, was that she emailed me later to say how she enjoyed the session and that I was a 'real gentleman'. I guess the spanking will surprise her on my next visit!

 

[RedBeard49]

Re: bump

94 measurements
3 days to go

What's with the "3 days to go"? Are you going to close the poll?

 

[gravyrug]

Thanks, gravyrug. I have limited experience with real life penises so I don't know what average means.

But enthusiasm is yummy

Welcome to Lit!

Average compared to the posted statistics (which agree with statistics I've seen quoted elsewhere). I like to think of my size as "enough".

Hope you get all the experience with real life penises you desire. I'm sure you'll have no trouble getting enthusiasm!

 

[MercyMia]

Hello, young lady, Mia! Still hard at it, I see!

I was thinking of ye on Saturday afternoon as i photographed a lovely lady of the Asian ethnicity. Improved my statistic no end. What was really great too, Mia, was that she emailed me later to say how she enjoyed the session and that I was a 'real gentleman'. I guess the spanking will surprise her on my next visit!

Hi starkpic

LOL--did you try to update your vote on this thread then?

I still have my raincheck coupon for a photo shoot session with you! *waving coupon in the air*

You mean you're going to spank *her* before you catch me? *pout*

Fine, be that way!

Just kidding