Obscene phone call!

Liar said:
Ok, post it here then, and somebody will call you.

As much as I would love to call Vermilion, I never was good at international calls...
 
I used to have a phone number guaranteed to get prank calls: 345-6789. Every night a little after 9, I received an obscene phone call. No talk, just heavy breathing. He didn't seem frightening. On the contrary. After a while, if he missed a night, I got worried. :)
 
My phone number used to be one digit away from the nurses desk at the psych unit of our local hospital. The calleRs seemed to be more nuts than the calleEs!
 
I'd like to do that to a guy just once... to see if he'd listen, or hangup (giggle) :D
 
When I put in an ad looking for a roommate I got a few obscene calls. But it was the ones who made it past the phonecall and to the interview that were really interesting. "I'm a stripper, so your okay if I walk around naked, right?" After that I stuck to female roomates.
 
When I was growing up, obscene phone calls were a regular occurance. My mom would answer the phone (Or my aunt would at her house), hear the heavy breather and pass the phone over to my dad. Dad was hilarious! He'd pretend to be a woman and egg the man on. Toward the end of the 'conversation', Dad would let the caller know he was talking to a man. Click. LOL.
 
I've got a friend whose last name is the last name of major literary character. Middle school kids, assigned to read the book, think its hilarious to call and ask for the character. The family has gotten tired of it years ago, but whenever my mother visited, she loved take the calls and joking around with the callers.
 
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