Odd adventures, irony and embarrasing moments

SuperShyGuy said:
It seems Mr. John Roberts and Miss Tigerjen are the
only two people on all of Lit who have any embarrassing
stories to share. How believable. ;)


*giggling my ass off* :D
 
My story is similar to 1sexylady's in regard that it involves sex, a truck, a man, and a police officer. The only difference is that both the man and I knew the cop and the man wasn't exactly single, if you get my drift. :(
Having a high beam light in your eyes when you're half nude isn't the most pleasant thing! :eek:

-kym- Don't do pick up trucks any longer!:eek:
 
MY-Sir's-k- said:
My story is similar to 1sexylady's in regard that it involves sex, a truck, a man, and a police officer. The only difference is that both the man and I knew the cop and the man wasn't exactly single, if you get my drift. :(
Having a high beam light in your eyes when you're half nude isn't the most pleasant thing! :eek:

-kym- Don't do pick up trucks any longer!:eek:

Does not enhance the mood I'll wager. Yikes!:)
 
No hints! Not yet anyway

Not to sound too snipy, but what excactly are you waiting for? :(

I want stories! And I will pout and pout until I get them! :(
 
Allright, I guess telling one story won't kill me.

This happened when I was 19.

I was sitting on the couch with this woman I really liked, and I was just nervous as hell. I had never kissed a girl before and I was hoping tonight might be the night. We chatted for over an hour and a half, and I'd pretty much fogotten about kissing her as I was engrossed in the conversation.

After a while more the evening was winding down, so I headed off to bed as did she. Oh this took place at a friend's house one weekend if you are wondering. Just as I walked by her to go to bed, she grabbed my hand and turned me to her. Then she kissed me. And no little kiss either. I mean she KISSED me! We ended up making out for a good half hour, although in truth I didn't do very well as a first timer. My head was swimming so badly I pretty much sat there like a post while she made out with me.

I don't think she was very impressed, because I've hardly spoken to her since.

Not the greatest story ever, but it is what I have to contribute and fair is fair. I might as well do more than just lurk. Hope you enjoyed it.
 
SuperShyGuy said:
Allright, I guess telling one story won't kill me.

This happened when I was 19.

I was sitting on the couch with this woman I really liked, and I was just nervous as hell. I had never kissed a girl before and I was hoping tonight might be the night. We chatted for over an hour and a half, and I'd pretty much fogotten about kissing her as I was engrossed in the conversation.

After a while more the evening was winding down, so I headed off to bed as did she. Oh this took place at a friend's house one weekend if you are wondering. Just as I walked by her to go to bed, she grabbed my hand and turned me to her. Then she kissed me. And no little kiss either. I mean she KISSED me! We ended up making out for a good half hour, although in truth I didn't do very well as a first timer. My head was swimming so badly I pretty much sat there like a post while she made out with me.

I don't think she was very impressed, because I've hardly spoken to her since.

Not the greatest story ever, but it is what I have to contribute and fair is fair. I might as well do more than just lurk. Hope you enjoyed it.

SuperShyGuy, I did not impress anyone either my first few times, My anxiety level was far too high.:)
 
Another story from me.

Picture this: 6th grade.......right after my 13th birthday.
I remember wearing this to school....and it was a nice
spring day........black tshirt w/ an ESPRIT red miniskirt with
black artsy design on it........and some guys from my class
gave me the eye and catcalls as I walked by to class. I
felt embarrassed, and from that day forward I never wore
that skirt to school again, partially because I felt self-
conscious....... :(

and for those who don't follow fashion, ESPRIT is a
designer label :)


Another one: 8th grade........Washington DC trip w/ my
fellow classmates..........when we were at Sizzler steakhouse
for dinner the first night we were there, I got teased by
some of the guys because I liked one guy named Chris,
and I was nearly in tears. My best friend Colleen stood up
for me and told them to leave me alone (she's a good friend
and still is).

Still another: I think I was young......6, 7, 8 years old
maybe? And it was Easter time.......I recall going into my
Nana's house and I slipped right on the wood floor, due to
my patent leather shoes. When I was little my mom put
tape on the bottom of my dress shoes so I wouldn't slip.
Anyhow, it was really embarassing and I felt that my mom
was mad at me; I remember feeling "very small and shrunk
up in the corner". :(

:rose:
tigerjen
 
Howdy, ya'll.

I was 14 yrs. old, up late reading when I had to go to the bathroom. Since it was late and I was the only one up, I figured I would slip across the hall in my undies and took my book with me. Well, there arose (ahem) a rather racey passage which caused quite a rise in me. Well, I finished and, my nose buried in the book, opened the door to return to my room. And surprise! there stood Mom. I was shocked by the unexpected presence, then very embarrassed as I realized my underwear was tented! Lowering the book and my head, I darted into my room.
 
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