Oh my God,
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Isabella Thorne
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I would do anything to turn you on
Thumper darling ...
I love your cock, baby .... but you already knew that.
Come here and let me suck on you a bit ... please ... you can cum all over my face ... or I'll swallow it all ... whatever pleases you tonight ... I want to turn you on so much baby ...
I need my wabbit fix bad ...
Thumper darling ...
I love your cock, baby .... but you already knew that.
Come here and let me suck on you a bit ... please ... you can cum all over my face ... or I'll swallow it all ... whatever pleases you tonight ... I want to turn you on so much baby ...
I need my wabbit fix bad ...
Madame Pandora
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*sigh*
Fine, Purp...
So I owe you $10.
Any chance you'll take it out in trade?
Kinda puts a whole new spin on "It's a 5 O'Clock World" though....
MP
Fine, Purp...
So I owe you $10.
Any chance you'll take it out in trade?
Kinda puts a whole new spin on "It's a 5 O'Clock World" though....
MP
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I'd like to clean his c(l)ock!
Isabella Thorne
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mais oui oui oui, Nancy cherie ...April said:
somehow I do not think that the wabbit would complain too much ... now you have to promise not to bite too hard though, n'est-ce pas?
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Meanwhile Canadian singer Tom Cock-rane and Courtney Cocks were overseen in a Red Lobster eating cock-tail sauce with their shrimp.
Isabella Thorne
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ha ha that was much better that way Ally ...
hey ... do you like cock-atoo birds?
I know you like brazil nuts, but what is your favourite cock-tail, anyway?
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We roll tonight
We're on tonight
to the guitar bite
Yeah, yeah, oh
Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause cock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute
~AC/DC~
hey ... do you like cock-atoo birds?
I know you like brazil nuts, but what is your favourite cock-tail, anyway?
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We roll tonight
We're on tonight
to the guitar bite
Yeah, yeah, oh
Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause cock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute
~AC/DC~
Isabella Thorne
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Oops ... there's more
I really like that cool group the Cock-teau Twins ... lmao
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It's an old game, my love
When you can't have me,
you want me
Because you know that
you're not risking anything
~Cocteau Twins~
I really like that cool group the Cock-teau Twins ... lmao
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It's an old game, my love
When you can't have me,
you want me
Because you know that
you're not risking anything
~Cocteau Twins~
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And on the Stroke of Two we all blow together
That looks like a european cock to me.. they did already make the jump a couple weeks ago. Always a Head those guys.
That looks like a european cock to me.. they did already make the jump a couple weeks ago. Always a Head those guys.
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This joke is half cocked ...
SCRATCH AND PULLET
One day Little Johnny went walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmer selling chickens. Little Johnny went over to the farmer to see how much he was selling them for. The farmer asked him if he wanted a male or a female. Little Johnny asked for both. So the farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one pullet."
Little Johnny got confused, and asked him what he meant. The farmer said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pullet is a female chicken."
Little Johnny said, "Oh," and went on his way with two chickens one under each arm. A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale.
He went to the man who was selling it to find out how much it was. The man said, "The ass is 15 dollars." Little Johnny replied, "No, I want the donkey out side in your yard." The man just said, "That's an ass."
Little Johnny, new to these terms, just said, "Oh," and bought the donkey. As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bit stubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind the ears to get him going again."
So Little Johnny is going back home and the donkey stops dead in its tracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch its ear because he would have to drop one of the chickens and it would run away. So Little Johnny starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While he is doing this a beautiful woman walks up and asks him if he needs help.
Little Johnny thinks, hey, why don't I try to impress this beautiful woman by using my new terms that I learned today. So Little Johnny turns to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"
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I feel so cocky today.
SCRATCH AND PULLET
One day Little Johnny went walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmer selling chickens. Little Johnny went over to the farmer to see how much he was selling them for. The farmer asked him if he wanted a male or a female. Little Johnny asked for both. So the farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one pullet."
Little Johnny got confused, and asked him what he meant. The farmer said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pullet is a female chicken."
Little Johnny said, "Oh," and went on his way with two chickens one under each arm. A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale.
He went to the man who was selling it to find out how much it was. The man said, "The ass is 15 dollars." Little Johnny replied, "No, I want the donkey out side in your yard." The man just said, "That's an ass."
Little Johnny, new to these terms, just said, "Oh," and bought the donkey. As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bit stubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind the ears to get him going again."
So Little Johnny is going back home and the donkey stops dead in its tracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch its ear because he would have to drop one of the chickens and it would run away. So Little Johnny starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While he is doing this a beautiful woman walks up and asks him if he needs help.
Little Johnny thinks, hey, why don't I try to impress this beautiful woman by using my new terms that I learned today. So Little Johnny turns to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"
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I feel so cocky today.
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