Oh... photos

[restless_bob]

Except I'm a girl... >.>

I'll have to dig out my boots and get creative later, I guess...

I noticed you were a girl. More accurately, a woman

 

[Lostnthewoods]

Great pics. Now I'm hungry... Hand in panties is always a winner for me. Can't wait to see more!

 

[_Munster_]

Melons seem to be a very highly requested thing these days. I couldn't choose between cantelope and watermelon, so you get these instead.

Nice puppies, cant wait to see your kitten

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Nice puppies, cant wait to see your kitten

Maybe. Maybe not. I'm shy, remember?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Expecting

I was really expecting to see a picture of...a red monkey butt! Loved the muffin top pic - that looked hot!

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

I was really expecting to see a picture of...a red monkey butt! Loved the muffin top pic - that looked hot!

The only red monkey butt I found was the one on the Anti Monkey Butt powder container... Everything else is shades of purple or blue. So disappointing.

The muffin top was hot! Right out of the oven.

 

[mistheory]

The only red monkey butt I found was the one on the Anti Monkey Butt powder container... Everything else is shades of purple or blue. So disappointing.

The muffin top was hot! Right out of the oven.

I thought Baboons had a red ass?

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

I thought Baboons had a red ass?

Yeah, but... *shudder*

 

[englishkev]

Yeah, but... *shudder*

Yeah. *blue* monkey butt wouldn't be erotic at all, right?!

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Yeah. *blue* monkey butt wouldn't be erotic at all, right?!

Monkey butt, period, isn't really erotic. And if it is then this is the wrong site. I picked the username because it made me laugh and the site accepted it...

 

[Wolfking05]

Monkey butt, period, isn't really erotic. And if it is then this is the wrong site. I picked the username because it made me laugh and the site accepted it...

It's biting you in the butt now isn't it? lol

 

[englishkev]

Monkey butt, period, isn't really erotic. And if it is then this is the wrong site. I picked the username because it made me laugh and the site accepted it...

I'm pretty sure you would find people to get off on the idea of monkey butts aroun here if you tried hard enough!

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

I'm pretty sure you would find people to get off on the idea of monkey butts aroun here if you tried hard enough!

I probably could. But that's OK. I don't really need to know... >.>

 

[alfa_lupogrigio]

I was inspired by a few photos on here lately, and so I took a few of my own. Be gentle.

Stripey panties
More stripey panties
Muffin top

Uhm... well... yeah. That's my sense of humor for you. Enjoy! Comments are always welcome.

Oh... and I'm usually FREAKING BORED right around this time, so any entertainment is much appreciated.

hello mokley butt very sexy pics and love the muffin top you got me good with that one! well done from a fellow texan!

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

It's biting you in the butt now isn't it? lol

Yes it is, but I like it. Sorry I missed this post earlier...

hello mokley butt very sexy pics and love the muffin top you got me good with that one! well done from a fellow texan!

Good lord. We could have seen each other down town and not even known! *le gasp* I'll never look at the Riverwalk the same again...

 

[ravi64]

What were the muffins there for

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

What were the muffins there for

Muffin top, darlin'.

 

[Wolfking05]

Yes it is, but I like it. Sorry I missed this post earlier...

No worries

 

[armyguy614]

Ahhhhh nothing beats a woman ready to tease with q wicked sense of humor thrown in. The pictures are good and I am eagerly awaiting the next installment.

 

[joytoy4u72]

Muffin and melons..........hhhhhmmmmmmmmm sounds like breakfast has been served!!

 

[ace195008]

Maybe. Maybe not. I'm shy, remember?

Beautiful RMB .love them

 

[EndCredits]

Your muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Beautiful RMB .love them

Thankee kindly.

Your muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat.

What?! Don't give me that whole grain crap in a muffin! Muffins are supposed to be sinful, sweet, and finger-lickin' delicious. Whole grain. Pfft.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Now, before I leave you tonight, I could show you my fingers buried deep in my pussy. But then, what would be the point of teasing?

Enjoy, and good night! Er... morning, as it happens to be. For those that care - the panties are purple today. Cotton... because she has to breathe.

 

[mrjamesbox]

...

Did you wash your hands before making muffins?

I now want a muffin!