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[RedMonkeyButt]

Well... I was thinking all these crotch shots are going to bore y'all. I know you liked the muffins, but I can't bake every day. So, I leave you tonight with something to think about. Oh, and it's in color. Bad color because it's from my phone, but color. So you can see all the shades of pale that my world is...

 

[Wolfking05]

Well... I was thinking all these crotch shots are going to bore y'all. I know you liked the muffins, but I can't bake every day. So, I leave you tonight with something to think about. Oh, and it's in color. Bad color because it's from my phone, but color. So you can see all the shades of pale that my world is...

mmmmmmmmm woof! I think you have lots of random strangers that stare at your lovely chest when you are out and about lol

 

[ravi64]

Well... I was thinking all these crotch shots are going to bore y'all. I know you liked the muffins, but I can't bake every day. So, I leave you tonight with something to think about. Oh, and it's in color. Bad color because it's from my phone, but color. So you can see all the shades of pale that my world is...

I bet that is the true color of the rising sun

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

mmmmmmmmm woof! I think you have lots of random strangers that stare at your lovely chest when you are out and about lol

Actually, I do. You guys... acting like we don't see... Pfft.

I bet that is the true color of the rising sun

That's a pale sun...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's not so much the butt that gets red, Red, but the labia. They swell with blood during estrus, and the males find this quite erotic, apparently. It looks like the butt because the monkeys are quadrepedal. The red and blue ones are found in one species of baboon, the Mandrill, and male Mandrill faces look like the rears of females in estrus. Primatologists interpret this as a agression reduction device among males - they look each other in the eye, get ready to fight, and - oops - their mind is suddenly on something else. By the way, the red labia are apparently a turn-on for females as well as males among the Bonobo Chimpanzees.

And that brings us to the Anthropoid Apes, who also find their labia swollen and reddened during estrus. One species, however, doesn't have estral cycles. That's Homo sapiens. Our females still have their labia fill with blood and redden, but during arousal since they're not estral. We're also bipedal, rather than quadrepedal, so the females' labia don't show in normal posture. In 1962, the zoologist Desmond Morris (The Naked Ape) proposed that our everted buccal membranes (mouth lips) were an evolutionary response that offered a replacement visual erotic signal as well as a replacement errogenous zone for the vulval labia.

But if you're a RedMonkeyButt, why do you have a badger for an AV? Are you a friend of Mole, perhaps? Ever hang out at Toad Hall?

I do know you like muffin tops and don't like ironing. Don't worry about the wrinkles; stuff your shirts with melons, and the wrinkles will smooth out.

 

[ravi64]

Actually, I do. You guys... acting like we don't see... Pfft.



That's a pale sun...

It needs to be mauled to make it glow

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

It's not so much the butt that gets red, Red, but the labia. They swell with blood during estrus, and the males find this quite erotic, apparently. It looks like the butt because the monkeys are quadrepedal. The red and blue ones are found in one species of baboon, the Mandrill, and male Mandrill faces look like the rears of females in estrus. Primatologists interpret this as a agression reduction device among males - they look each other in the eye, get ready to fight, and - oops - their mind is suddenly on something else. By the way, the red labia are apparently a turn-on for females as well as males among the Bonobo Chimpanzees.

And that brings us to the Anthropoid Apes, who also find their labia swollen and reddened during estrus. One species, however, doesn't have estral cycles. That's Homo sapiens. Our females still have their labia fill with blood and redden, but during arousal since they're not estral. We're also bipedal, rather than quadrepedal, so the females' labia don't show in normal posture. In 1962, the zoologist Desmond Morris (The Naked Ape) proposed that our everted buccal membranes (mouth lips) were an evolutionary response that offered a replacement visual erotic signal as well as a replacement errogenous zone for the vulval labia.

But if you're a RedMonkeyButt, why do you have a badger for an AV? Are you a friend of Mole, perhaps? Ever hang out at Toad Hall?

I do know you like muffin tops and don't like ironing. Don't worry about the wrinkles; stuff your shirts with melons, and the wrinkles will smooth out.

Yes, but sometimes the apes and monkeys get so horny that the labia look kind of like exploded watermelons.

The badger is because the honey badger doesn't give a fuck. Not really. It's because the swollen labia of a horny ape and/or monkey is just... *squick* and the badger is sticking his tongue out. I also don't do literary references well this late at night. I know what you mean with the Toad Hall, but my brain is fuzzy and I can't place it.

If I stuff my shirts with melons then I won't be able to button them properly. Pulling fabric between the buttons is not good. On a cold (relative for Texas) day, I like to know I can button that bad boy up and be a little warmer. It's a titty bit nipply out there is an understatement.

 

[ConstantineIII]

While I agree that the Willows would bend for her, I am guessing it would be to look down her shirt not because of the wind.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, but sometimes the apes and monkeys get so horny that the labia look kind of like exploded watermelons.

The badger is because the honey badger doesn't give a fuck. Not really. It's because the swollen labia of a horny ape and/or monkey is just... *squick* and the badger is sticking his tongue out. I also don't do literary references well this late at night. I know what you mean with the Toad Hall, but my brain is fuzzy and I can't place it.

If I stuff my shirts with melons then I won't be able to button them properly. Pulling fabric between the buttons is not good. On a cold (relative for Texas) day, I like to know I can button that bad boy up and be a little warmer. It's a titty bit nipply out there is an understatement.

Honey Badger? isn't that something like a nagging wife?

 

[Wolfking05]

Actually, I do. You guys... acting like we don't see... Pfft.

*stares and then looks up* what was that? what did you say?

 

[ravi64]

Yes, but sometimes the apes and monkeys get so horny that the labia look kind of like exploded watermelons.

The badger is because the honey badger doesn't give a fuck. Not really. It's because the swollen labia of a horny ape and/or monkey is just... *squick* and the badger is sticking his tongue out. I also don't do literary references well this late at night. I know what you mean with the Toad Hall, but my brain is fuzzy and I can't place it.

If I stuff my shirts with melons then I won't be able to button them properly. Pulling fabric between the buttons is not good. On a cold (relative for Texas) day, I like to know I can button that bad boy up and be a little warmer. It's a titty bit nipply out there is an understatement.

I have had the occasion of observing the mating rituals of the Rhesus Monkey , they do have a red butt and scratch it often.In most of my personal observation while mating the female always manipulates her clit which is slightly swollen.I do not have pictures to support my observation but i will follow it up soon.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I have had the occasion of observing the mating rituals of the Rhesus Monkey , they do have a red butt and scratch it often.In most of my personal observation while mating the female always manipulates her clit which is slightly swollen.I do not have pictures to support my observation but i will follow it up soon.

I didn't know you were into primatology, Ravi. I did my undergrad observation for Intro Primatology on Macaca fuscata, a closely related species.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Honey Badger? isn't that something like a nagging wife?

Youtube, my dear Watson. Turn that brain off for a moment of hilarity. Or several moments if it has to buffer...

*stares and then looks up* what was that? what did you say?

Sometimes I think that if I continually moved down to try to catch y'all's eyes, y'all would just eventually stare at the floor I sank through and try to see more.

I have had the occasion of observing the mating rituals of the Rhesus Monkey , they do have a red butt and scratch it often.In most of my personal observation while mating the female always manipulates her clit which is slightly swollen.I do not have pictures to support my observation but i will follow it up soon.

I didn't know you were into primatology, Ravi. I did my undergrad observation for Intro Primatology on Macaca fuscata, a closely related species.

Monkeys, guys? Really?! I show you my cleavage and you talk about monkeys... *walks off muttering*

 

[ravi64]

Youtube, my dear Watson. Turn that brain off for a moment of hilarity. Or several moments if it has to buffer...



Sometimes I think that if I continually moved down to try to catch y'all's eyes, y'all would just eventually stare at the floor I sank through and try to see more.





Monkeys, guys? Really?! I show you my cleavage and you talk about monkeys... *walks off muttering*

If you sink to the floor in front of me,showing off cleavage i may stop thinking of monkeys and mutter something about tweaking your ruby red nips

 

[Paul_Chance]

Science Run Amok

Well... I was thinking all these crotch shots are going to bore y'all. I know you liked the muffins, but I can't bake every day. So, I leave you tonight with something to think about. Oh, and it's in color. Bad color because it's from my phone, but color. So you can see all the shades of pale that my world is...

Now, our budding primatologists aside - that is far better than any old picture of a monkey butt! Thanks for sharing!

 

[cliteatingman]

Well... I was thinking all these crotch shots are going to bore y'all. I know you liked the muffins, but I can't bake every day. So, I leave you tonight with something to think about. Oh, and it's in color. Bad color because it's from my phone, but color. So you can see all the shades of pale that my world is...

Nice tits!!

 

[mighty_young]

Melons seem to be a very highly requested thing these days. I couldn't choose between cantelope and watermelon, so you get these instead.

Yes. That was the correct choice

 

[alfa_lupogrigio]

Well... I was thinking all these crotch shots are going to bore y'all. I know you liked the muffins, but I can't bake every day. So, I leave you tonight with something to think about. Oh, and it's in color. Bad color because it's from my phone, but color. So you can see all the shades of pale that my world is...

ok so now im staring and i dont care... amazing breasts! ty

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

If you sink to the floor in front of me,showing off cleavage i may stop thinking of monkeys and mutter something about tweaking your ruby red nips

Oooh la la

Now, our budding primatologists aside - that is far better than any old picture of a monkey butt! Thanks for sharing!

That's what I thought, but apparently people want to see a monkey's butt.

Nice tits!!

Thanks! I grew them myself.

Yes. That was the correct choice

I thought so, too.

ok so now im staring and i dont care... amazing breasts! ty

If I run into a wolf in Lowe's... >.>

 

[mistheory]

Oooh my dear. If you walked around baking in my house dressed like that, neither one of us would get anything done.

 

[Wolfking05]

Monkeys, guys? Really?! I show you my cleavage and you talk about monkeys... *walks off muttering*

LMAO....that is too funny

 

[sofiredog]

Melons seem to be a very highly requested thing these days. I couldn't choose between cantelope and watermelon, so you get these instead.

those are by far my favorite melons.....now about the cowgirl boots

 

[alfa_lupogrigio]

Oooh la la



That's what I thought, but apparently people want to see a monkey's butt.



Thanks! I grew them myself.



I thought so, too.



If I run into a wolf in Lowe's... >.>

hmmmm im thinking i need some home improvements!

 

[alfa_lupogrigio]

page2 omg! we cant have the sexiest girl in san antonio on page two i hope you having fun whatever your doing

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Project X fucking rocks. Just saying.